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Most viral edit - yas! Thanks everyone. No noobes but selfies welcome!
May 23, 2021 3:51 PM
thecosmicraygirl
61987
1012
40
Most viral edit - yas! Thanks everyone. No noobes but selfies welcome!
Baltzdelirium
This is ASStonishing hopefully when you open it it isn't broken because that'd be a huge BUMmer.
ImGoingToBeRelevant
Band camp is getting bolder.
yodadude
That's where the brow note comes from
unencumberedbythethoughtprocess
Plays the infamous Brown Note
frozensoul94
You can only play Jazz with one of those.
ordomalleus61337
Nice
neutrik
bASSoon
SteveMND
"Good lord, Frank. Your performance sounds like shit today."
ph4i1
Dammit Squidward
Pheehelm
URNSHOW
What other way is there?
redgarth
CoarseAndSalty
For those who are looking for something with just a bit more refinement than the Butt Trumpet.
ZeKiller
JesterFromLeicester
Play that brown note
DelicateLikeABomb
goflyblind
nobodyspecial995
This one time, at band camp....
J3lek
That phrase got old quick.
nobodyspecial995
The movie came out 22 years ago, and is still a great reference.
anjunaspeak23
Now THAT is a fabulous insult!
Jawesome19
That's what they called me in high school
HaniiPuppy
1 level classier than the "Bum Trumpet"
gitguuud
Me, someone lactose intolerant, after 1 piece of pizza
Botticelliii
Is ass clarinet an instrument??
Harryteeters
No but the Skin Flute is
Botticelliii
Well it needs to be made, that there may be a collaboration between an ass clarinet and a premium skin flute!
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
You break too many reeds that way, though. I don't recommend it.
ShipOfFate
I saw this in Monty Python
Iamthebuttofmybestjokes
My band teacher looked like she creamed her slacks when I told her I could play bass clarinet...
hotguano
Save some pussy for the rest of us
InoffensivePablum
Toot toot
Voric13
heroesblood
Every time I post this it gets removed and I get either temp-banned or warned. Good luck, Voric.
eastend666
That look on his face - you'd think he'd be enjoying it more.
DangerBaer
He's straining to drop another hot loaf on her back.
Ouberos
That, that isn't photoshopped is it?
NotTheActualCharlieDay
DangerBaer
Patiently awaiting the Eeby Deeby treatment, if it hasn't already been in an ICM.
poples
Wow, I always thought this was some obscure olden-days album – but apparently it's from 2013 and it's on spotify.
HiddenSanity
Brass-play
IBentMyWookie
Flexcalibur
I wonder how bad I'd be roasted for commenting "she has cute feet" on this acid trip of a picture.
Flexcalibur
Oops
Monkeyspearfish
FritztheBunn
"get naked and be horny." Instructions unclear.
panicpilgrim
Look don't take something as normal as shag honking and turn it into something weird ok
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
"shag-honking" lol. I'm gonna try to work that into a conversation.
AdmiralLightningrod
That one time at band camp
NonDenominationalSpaceLaser
It better come with 50 gallons of lube...
69thStPepper
Just empty the spit valve
NonDenominationalSpaceLaser
Wouldn't it be a "shit" valve in this case?
Seethreepeeoh
SheffieldLurker
This is the most I've laughed at anything in Imgur