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Jun 19, 2024 1:18 AM
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NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
Don’t low ball me. I know what talent I’ve got.
CrisprCAS
PaulHurley
khopesh87
Oh, I love fidget spinners!
drduffer
Of course no one comments on the boots of the guy filming.
lloyd2288
Now that I went back to check, I think the guy with the camera is “A Pimp Named Slickback” https://youtu.be/A6m06VV353M?feature=shared
Donaldbain
A little breaking and entering.
whitebbwolf
btw, she does science
BoobJiggle
Tiny Texie, seems she's a fairly popular "influencer" on all the normal social medias.
And she's actually even smaller than this video makes her look, it seems
ShimmerinStrider
And she in heels.
pupquine
desl14
ElbowDeepInADoor
lordlawrence1972
BeckyLookAtHerButt
She is the key master
ThePastmaster
Why use a fisheye filter to make her look even smaller than she is?
QuigleyDownUnder
Fun sized
IliveIdyeIliveagain
She is really handy
BautaStein
Halfling Rogue
guardian19d
Ocean's .25
ubermonkey21
Small hands, good for thievin'. Smells of cabbage
RavennaMagnus
FakeFlagger
Relikar
I, for one, actually like that song. And I hate country music.
rcgom
tiny texie?
funkmoth
.
GodGunsAndMillerLite
.
MiHaleEsSuHale
She do
meatsmokertx
Where
homoerection
The interwebs
ChicksDigTrucks
Kinda says it right on the vidja there, yep.
rcgom
so it does, forgive my poor eyesight
lljkstonefish
I hear that's a side effect.
datphone777365
WestieTree5
Tiny Texie for researchers out there
LogicDude
For anyone wondering? SHE DO.
DiscJockey
Well come on mate.
aloharamada
Her name's on the video, pretty sure you can figure it out from there.
TheAsscrackBandito
.
Davedavedavedavedave
Short girl. Farm?
LittleLordThudleroy
Porn.
HillOfBeans
That one doesn’t even make sense and I still giggled.
mercyPandaRunner
Oh, it does.
ZiggyMundo
Of the ant kind.
HOAMTH
Short girl. Mines?
brickius
Short girl. Farm accident?
Gannon3d
Yes, but one made for ants
PutItInNeutral
She can get the chips at the bottom of a Pringles can, no problem.
4sambucas
using both arms
TheDaharMaster
abtei
She can get a new can from the vending machine w/o paying no problem
Quizz25S
That snack that got wedged in the vending machine? Yep. She's got it.
Over400
Is this Bo Burnham’s child?
firlefranz
MrSwissroll
♫ Let her do it for youuu ♫
AnOceanOfStars
She just has to walk all the way there.
FakeFlagger
So can I.. I'll just cover myself with crumbs in the process.
CrisprCAS
Arms aren't long enough
jackohill108888
She's a small time criminal.
TsubakiTragic
Simply a matter of finding the right person for the job.
MrSnuffleupagus172
Convicted by a petit jury……but they gave her a short sentence….
SuperGeniusPS
DarthMaddness
Now your just a little out of hand
pupquine
MuseMatar
Did you hear about the 4 foot psychic who escaped prison?
She was a small medium at large.
FairfaxJack
Did ya hear about the guy that ran away from the insane asylum and then they found him in a brothel? It was a case of nut bolts and screws
indiscriminatedumpvoter
What about the one about the uppity grifter going down the stairs?
He was a condescending con descending.
FairfaxJack
...but enough about Trump
indiscriminatedumpvoter
Where’s the lie, though?
tgeliot
There was a report of them fleeting down a stairwell. It was a little con descending.
kickedoutofthehole
THATS MY JOKE!!! Give it back lol
captincorpse
Rannath
It is our joke, comrade.
paynoattentiontousernames
It's mine now
firlefranz
paynoattentiontousernames
CapitalNick
That's Tiny Texie...... so I've.... um...... heard. *ehem*science*ehem*
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
I did a *tiny* amount of science research, you were in fact correct. Pun intended. She has some pretty jewelry for her bottom, ha!
IceWeaselX
I found out I could undo chain locks in the USMA barracks. Similar to this, everyone assumed the door gap was too small. People really underestimate skinny people's access to things. Vending machines used to be grab-and-go before designers realized they needed to add an obstacle to the dispensing slots. I still managed to grab some cans in the early 90s.
ucandcantunc
I remember stealing from those as a kid
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
Can grabbing!
Traust
Had a mate in high school who could clean out the bottom two rows of the vending machines thanks to his skinny hands, wasn't long after we noticed the vending machines putting in a flap to stop you from reaching in.
jadanks
Our school just stopped stocking the bottom 2 rows. 🥲
TheSmoothSayer
Guess I’m into dwarfs now
homoerection
You weren’t before?
BeaverOnFire
UserNamesArentEasy
Always have been.
Soboredwithlife
That's not a dwarf.
HighMagosSquidward
Oh, this lady is a scientist, if that helps.
SuperGeniusPS
jaggcomputing5
Not a dwarf. Dwarfism is a medical condition.
jwillr86
Attention All scientists...
She do.
DarthGoodguy
iamlegendinjapan
It's the dwarves that go swimming with little hairy women
DarthGoodguy
nikolateslaismyhomeboy
thequicksilver
If you were a bit of a scientist, you'd probably be able to do research to explain that. #iykwim
ishovethingsupmyass
Thats a goblin
MarredWoodWithNails
Texie here is an adult entertainer. ;)
Go for it!
DrowningLessons
You're in luck
DumpleDog
Dwarven muscle mommies you say...
SnarfyMcSnarferson
*whispers* They've got beards
WalrusMuscles
Follow that insta tag, you're in luck, she's a porn star.
jargonmon
It's the pano lens on the camera. If you use the door knob as a reference, I'd say she's maybe 4foot 10/11 or 147cm tall. Fun sized. And she looks it.
Skevoid
Tall heels though!
Blud4BludGod
Bro, that doorknob is at forehead height for her. Those things barely come up to my hip.
Snooj
TheDirtySanchezBros
No. No it’s not. I looked her up. She’s very small.
Justanotherimgurbrowser
Anything under 150cm is considered dwarfism.
kamikazehindenburg
I looked it up and she is 3'6" or 107cm.
mullinsmark007
Nope. She's a little person and an adult star to boot.
Blud4BludGod
A man needs a name
16bitStarbuck
Jim.
PballQhead
Bridget the Midget
theoriginalgiga
Different scientist
MissIWasntItching
Tiny Texie. Her instagram is right there in the video.
austinwizardforhire
dirtmarker
Only in your fantasies
relevent
I've heard there's a dwarf working girl in Vegas somewhere? So maybe I'm their bank account, too.
Heroasteral
I know of her. And you can find her on certain sites so it doesn't have to be in your fantasy
LyingSOB
Don't leave us hanging...
Heroasteral
Her name's in the video