WilliamsJS
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Do you know why we pulled you over?
Jan 31, 2017 5:57 PM
WilliamsJS
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ARussianAndHisBike
ISayFuckAllTheTime
How would someone with a truck like that know? He can't even *find* his dick.
copingcabana
Aww, they formed an orderly line to service him!
dagdegan
What's so amazing about it? Cops do suck dick. They're about to suck that guys dick.
gambit464
lichenit
Before the days of Imgur, I saw a low-rider with scripted white text on the back window that read: "Bad Cop No Doughnut"
MistaGavin
Was pulled over for FTA in court for one of his tint/vehicle related tickets. Had vinyl strips on his windshield and got pulled over often.
MistaGavin
Take it for what it's worth, just a summary of what I read on Reddit from someone who quoted the officer.
OnlyTheGifOfTwoJapaneseGuysSmilingAtEachOther
RedHeadBruno
That username game is on point
Kukiniloa
i would think that it's illegal because it's lewd.
RussellMcBride
don't feel bad for him. He's about to get his dick sucked.
InGoodCompanyNM
Why is there no name for the feeling you get when bad shit happens to others? Satispation? Hapination?
cogs
What @BertyDastard, @grantavius, and @JudgeMentalCat said.
grantavius
If you mean the joy you feel when bad stuff happens to others, it is called schadenfreude, look it up.
InGoodCompanyNM
Thanks!
JudgeMentalCat
Schadenfreude
MrBodacious
There is a name it's 'schadenfreude'
podunkpfunk
Sauce: http://www.mcdowellnews.com/news/photo-of-marion-man-s-truck-goes-viral-driver-says/article_675685c6-fdb1-11e5-b5dd-c37715655714.html
BanGurHeaD
Same as
Getyourself2gether
I hate how cops don't respect my total disregard for laws either.
Digicat
batmobile2
Going looking for trouble and it might just find you
totallynotasockpuppet
I'm sure some female cops do, and the gay, too.
mburicao
Looks like a threesome...
thisisnottheusernameurlookingfor
Plot twist. Cops want to suck driver's tiny dick.
knobcopter
https://www.google.com/maps/@35.7041603,-82.0366754,3a,75y,74h,70.94t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sN52NBc3sZXd6k_ql2Cat1w!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1
shamuskat1987
gooferman609
Twist he's a gay cop!
CaptainObviouslikesthemthicc
Well they are gonna be disappointed when they come to suck his.
IalwaysknewOPwasafaggot
Now my username goes for the post rather than the OP.
foucault100
Cops suck dick
WolfOdinson
From Hillbilly Heights, Marion, NC. Well, take out your crayons; color me surprised. Sauce: see podunkpfunk's post below containing the link
iggyface
This is the states... Are you allowed to drive whilst recording film freehand?
abhorance
Depends on the state
bootsgalore
Those tires stick out too far beyond the fender and don't have proper mudflaps. Simple fix-it ticket for sure.
ficklampa
But it looks pretty cool.
SayCarRamRod
This happened not that far from me. Apparently he had an outstanding warrant for his arrest, truck was impounded and he was taken to jail.
ZJbrandon
wish i could score the Tacoma for cheap at an auction!
TonightLetItBeLowenbrau
Then there's that one flamboyantly gay cop that pulls him over...lovingly.
TheAmazingAnalCavity
manslut
Gay cop is one of my many fantasies...
TheBlackVan
lilwood5
WilliamsJS
That's beautiful
Metalhead47
IF you're gonna put stupid stickers like that on, better make sure your ride is 100% street legal, and you drive like an old lady.
PizzaPizzington
theyll still find something to pull you over for
insertclevernameshere
I know some old ladies who drive like maniacs
batlrar
Might be the weird lighting, but looks like there's no license plate on the back.
Metalhead47
Good eye. It's one of those tinted covers... which are usually illegal.
LookingOutAtTheDoomedEarthSheBreathedaSighAsEverythingHadBecome
I once was pulled over for "looking lost"
AlwaysUpvotePizza
He was pulled over for failure to appear for previous violations, not for that sticker but similar reasons: tints, stickers obstructing view
Metalhead47
Sauce? Not challenging you, just curious...
AlwaysUpvotePizza
2nd comment, dead linked, but quoted: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4dwci0/cops_suck_dick_notnsfw/
Metalhead47
Just... damn....
THEALLCAPSWARRIOR
AS A COP: NO MUD FLAPS WOULD BE MY PROBABLE CAUSE FOR THE STOP
JohnnyDeformed
That monster!
Blastergv9
I believe reckless driving citations can be a bit subjective and I wouldn't blame them for just throwing anything at him
legalimmigrant
You'd be surprised the things you can be pulled over for. The height of your front license plate, when you started using turn signal etc.
woodjoiner
My town has a law about hanking your horn that makes it illegal to lock your doors with a remote if it honks the horn.
Metalhead47
How is that law even legal when cars come like that from the factory?
woodjoiner
I assume that this law has never been enforced. I geeked out on the local ordinances when I moved in. I'd bet it is an old forgotten law.
UnsaturatedFat
That's fucking bullshit.
woodjoiner
I assume that this law has never been enforced. I geeked out on the local ordinances when I moved in. I'd bet it is an old forgotten law.
houtaku
Doesn't matter if you stay legal. There's always something they can pull you over for. Then they 'smell marijuana' or liquor and you're F'ed
wanderingsibyl
This is not right advice at all. If you're pulled over for nothing, you can easily fight it.
thiswillonlyhurtabit
Yeah in most states those tires are not legal, the stick out to far
Astramancer
Usually things like that have tons of holes. They're easy to see through from the inside, and only appear solid from the outside, thus OK
Bombpier
The spacers are fine, he's gonna get dinged for the missing mud flaps though
Strivingtohavetheworstreputationonimgur
and at that size he probably needs mud flaps at least
RincewindTVD
Where i live you're allowed a certain percentage around what is the largest/smallest factory sizing for the car, this looks a tad over that.
Bombpier
The spacers are fine, he's gonna get dinged for the missing mud flaps though
borgmaster
Even if he doesnt get dinged for that he still needs them. I cant stand getting wailed on whenever it rains by trucks like that.
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
Depends on the state. In MA for wider tires you need a fender to reach out leaving no more than 1 inch for "offroad" vehicles.
IHuggedaCorgiToday
Wheels/tirea have to be inside fenders...at least that's the law here
rhilterbrant
Oregonian, we got stopped for that in.. Oklahoma I think, but we were perfectly legal here at home. They let us go.
Bombpier
The spacers are fine, he's gonna get dinged for the missing mud flaps though
Macynist
Are these stickers even allowed? (Not US, no idea)
Tempcore
It's part of the freedom of speech amendment. You can also flip off cops for the same reason. Ofc don't expect them to like you after :D
FistPumpMyJunk
A buddy said a cop asked a lady if his shirt offended her she said no cop said he could be arrested if it was offensive to another person1/1
FistPumpMyJunk
1/2 charge? Idk public lewdness, indecency, disturbing the peace?
0100111101010000
So what you're saying is, if I walk up to that stop, and tell the cops his sticker is offending me, they can arrest him?
CptMeatball
wait wait wait, what?
LeftBauer20
Technically no, but there is little to no enforcement as the law is qualitative and not qualitative in nature.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Pretty sure you can put whatever words on your car you want. Just gotta be aware that you put ignorant shit, other people don't find it funy
LeftBauer20
What ominousbeanbag said, it's "field of view obstruction, hard to enforce as it is, and most don't anyway. If not on the glass, would be ok
theironWombat
Yeah, but if you get pulled over for something, odds are that the cop isn't gonna be very lenient on you
HatsAreEssential
Yeah, with that douchebag-mobile the cops will just be waiting for any excuse to pull you over.
Macynist
Really curious, how far does this go? Can you also talk insults a cop and get away with it? I thought US law was much stricter on this
rhilterbrant
Step 1. Be white.
Gofuckyoursister
I'm willing to bet this guy is white, and he's gonna wish he could cry racism. White or black, cops will not tolerate this and shouldn't
TorvusBull
First amendment prevents any speech short of threatening another person from being illegal, especially towards the government and agents.
Metalhead47
Not against the law to insult a cop. Or even cuss at one. Prolly won't get you off with a warning, tho.
theironWombat
Basically anything that's not a credible threat is legal. Freedom of speech but not freedom from repercussions, etc etc