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Aug 25, 2017 1:45 AM
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iputout
Guess that means Mary Jane swallows
IveSeenYourButthole
She died of anal cancer....
SnackOverflowError
Lmfao
Betterwithcoffee
I've given this some thought. If his sperm is radioactive, then he probably is too--people he's near often would all be affected.
Betterwithcoffee
It's just that Mary Jane's the only one that lives through more than a few years of comics.
HarryHamwallet
He probably has a glowing sock under his bed at least I know I would
wellofmimir
I thought that too. Maybe uncle ben was the lucky one....
Betterwithcoffee
Also, if he's a walking dirty bomb, then JJ Jameson was right: Spiderman is a menace!