KingSmudge
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Jun 28, 2016 7:30 PM
KingSmudge
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stressedandpissed
The last one
SecondSince
Anal beans
SteakForPresident
Pissy hot bread. Hahahaaa
Dickbuttpussyslayer
"Licks lips slowly" Oh yeah...toast that crust bitch
whydoihavethishere
last one is savage af...
bluegargoyle
5/7.
NaivaxandCompany
I'm 90% sure the only picture of toast that actually has butter on it is the first one. All the others are using margarine.
HitlersSpirit
No deductions for cutting rectangular pieces instead of diagonal pieces?
matario
Good old anal beans on a bread
caulinv
I can't even get my school work marked on time and now this shit?
zap3125
Why is this a thing? Why do I LOVE that this is a thing?
SmellOfFemale
Pissy hot bread
DrJeremyStone
Okay wtf?? Hell's Kitchen/Hell's Toast??
Tussocky
its magnificent
stealdraco
That went out the window when I decided to make an account for this site.
Tazzadav
Someone missed out on the opportunity to call this a "roast my toast".
Twillo
/r/toastme
Diggitydigdigs
+1 for "that's an omelette"
FuzzyBwalls
Toast McGoats
AinarOWO
#Roastmytoast
UneCanadienne
WHY ARE THEY CUT THE WRONG SIDE
ilPino
you cut your toast long ways? you utter pervert.
UneCanadienne
Yeah! So they are symmetrical. I thought everyone did the same
MustBeThatDutchDude
Evolved much from http://ratemypoo.com/
Bigtreebah
TheCyclingEngineer
It's toast, he rates it
ShawnWinchesterson
"I hope you don't get better" this is it. This is what brings humanity down
AlwaysSharkWeek
Totally read that as "hope you don't get butter". Toast post has primed me for this.
bjork2335
Toast tastes better if you cut it into triangles. Just sayin
InitiatingAnxiety
#TeamToaster
fribbled
#teamjimmyjohns
CaptainObvious313
There are dozens of us! ... I'd upload the gift but I'm on mobile
MrMineHeads
Oooh, I WANT the gift!
Fejerro
http://imgur.com/Fc2caxE
blindmeerkat
"I hope you don't get better" hah!
dlite0529
I need to be part of that site
HamsterOnAGoat
Aubble
6/9
ToWitIHaveNone
Oh, great, now I have to make midnight French Toast...I hate you in the best way.
Nexus763
Holy fuck. That must be the most inapropriate image to look at during work, especially near breakfast, or lunchtime, or dinner.
MemeFrog420
this arouses me
SilentObserver01
Oh my, how lewd.
UnitedStatesOfEquestria
You never made this toast you fraud. 0/10
cutiepatoodiepumpkinbooty
I see you dickbutt
celestedrake
Judging off their scale, I would say that is 40/10.
Bracabrad
100/10 for that fucking zoom
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
6/9
TlotPwist
That toast looks a little French.
ShootyMcShooterFace
I those exact plates.
ShootyMcShooterFace
I HAVE those exact plates*
GoodDieMostlyOverBullshit
I wish my Gus "Hello" gif worked. Ah well.
SmallPaer
5/7
theguythatalwaysasksiftheyresingle
60/40
DinoSuarez
A perfect score!
BenedeezCumbernutz
So like a week?
PMMeSomethingGoodThatHappenedToYouTodayAndWhyRUStillReadingThis
I want it
BerserkQuatch
Jesus, nsfw that shit
abcEasyAs123
http://imgur.com/lIaQOzO
woozle
We've given up all pretense on having real lives, haven't we?
beearewhyayyenn
What even is real, maaan??
MarkItEightDude
The entire human race has been outed
thebeardedguitarist
Oh, just wait
GavManDu
More constructive than ratemypoo.com I guess.
KatamariNecromancy
real life is just a phase, man
docrandle
I certainly have.
5m4llP0X
Is this the real life?
woozle
Is this just fantasy?
5m4llP0X
Caught in a landslide,
woozle
No escape from reality
BerryMerryBear
Open your eyes
CorneliusCornwall
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.
SquidJesus
The concept of a "real life" ended when work became obsolete for anything other than money.
Racack
SquidJesus
It died because it wasn't needed. Humanity can get lazy now. Except the parts of humanity that can't afford shit, like black people.
JantherCan
What was it for besides money? Genuinely curious here. It sounds like your take is worth listening to.
Camelspotting
Used to be for feeding yourself and your 7 offspring.
SquidJesus
Whatever needed to be done. People did chores, and that was called work. It paid for itself, no money involved. (1/2)
SquidJesus
Not "having a life" back then literally meant you were dead. (2/2)
JantherCan
Ah. Yes. Fetching water was paid work in the sense that water was your pay.