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May 28, 2017 4:18 PM
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DMQ88
dark souls rats. dying of poison because some damn rat bit me and i ran out of estus. It was a pretty big blow to my pride.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Sounds like she's pretty good at the game
shadedmaw
Epic. Wife her again.
yeaaadude
A troll scared the shit out of me playing oblivion once. Like alien isolation scared me
TheRealityWithin
You were smart to marry such a woman.
Ceistebi
I usually say the same bout the rats and/or hounds in Dark Souls.
SexySquatch
I always upvote elder scrolls
Vazhox
My xwife use to yell KIWI while killing people in COD. Never understood why..
tapthewall
I always +1 skyrim.
tropicalsunfish
Same and now I might have to play
knotti
always?
tapthewall
Always. Whenever I see skyrim in user sub, front page, or in r/skyrim, I +1 and say I always +1 skyrim.
ByDownvotingMeYoureAgreeingThatYoureWrong
Look we've all died at least once to a skeever, mudcrab, headcrab, giant bat, wild dog or canon fodder henchman that got lucky
ExpendableTestPilot
tomtom2002
an ROUS
DownvoteCollection
A
michael516
An
chrisjfinlay
If sounding out the acronym, you would be saying "arr oh you ess" so "an" is right
bogeit
I don't think they exist.
tomtom2002
inconceivable
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
You keep using that word.... I do not think it means what you think it means
shinyRK9
Anybody want a peanut?
EverNotRelevant
In Oblivion, I didn't even make it out of the starting area... Died to a mudcrab.
Banjostory
There aren't even any mudcrabs in the starting area of Oblivion... why would you lie about this?
nevergonnagivenevergonnagivafuck
You shouldn't fuck with mudcrabs, they will fuck yer shit up
stoffo
Horrible creatures!
kelpsie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTKhOvBNakM
EverNotRelevant
+1 for Posh Mudcrabs
TupperwareNinja
Crab people
CaveCanem
I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!
ThePornBroker
Pretty sure the starting area of oblivion was a dungeon, first enemy encounter was a skeever.
Danxiety
After the cave dungeon its sewers with crabs.
EverNotRelevant
Yep, that's where I died.
danishjuggler21
Pssh. Now Daggerfall had a tough starting dungeon.
ColonelCasual
Yeah, it actually mattered how you built your starting class/stats.
ExpendableTestPilot
especially if you find a few bugs =)
Mcrenren
Plus1 for gamer wife
CaveCanem
Is that rare or unusual? The largest demographic in WoW is females aged 25-50
Mcrenren
And the rate of me finding a girl who's 23-26 is zero to Fucking none because I go for the doll face stuck up bitches
CaveCanem
Well there's your problem. Also that's a pretty small age-range.
PatrickRob82
My wife playing skyrim for the 1st time: "why are they attacking me?! I thought everyone was my friend!!"
KristanDL
I have no idea of her friendship experience if it starts with beheading.
LivingDecomposition
Maybe he wasn't a scrub and had Live Another Life mod installed
pxpress
Oh my sweet summer child
PatrickRob82
She quit later that day after a lion jumped out at her, causing her to scream and chuck the controller across the room.
FlockOfSeagulls25
Have her play the new Resident Evil
Kavrae
If only it was a wolf, that might have worked. (fetch)
PatrickRob82
Lol
choloeseguay
A lion?
NexiKuro
Sabre cat I'm guessing, they've kind of replaced the mountain lion no?
PatrickRob82
Yeah. Sabre cat. Tomato tomoto.
QueenCousland
Did she at least get to be killed by a giant? Every Skyrim player should get to be killed by a giant at some point.
ImNotDoingItNopeIRefuse
I have experienced the soaring death brought along by encountering a bloody giant. I jtry to enjoy the view as I die.