Mitch Freaking Headberg

Jun 3, 2016 3:17 PM

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He will be missed

A freaking men. He was the boss

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Him, Bill Hicks, and George Carlin... awesome

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't do drugs, so I never really saw the appeal to his jokes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"There are 6 ducks outside, and they all want Sun Chips!"

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

@JaymeeMarie

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's all in his delivery. Hillarious.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"A dog is always in the pushup position."

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm going to be that guy and say you misspelled his last name even though it's on the last photo. Still +1 because he was the shit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He would've been a twitter God.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always up vote Mitch, always.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

Did he play the role of a cashier at the "hub" in That 70s show?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was the living embodiment of shower thoughts...he is and always will be missed

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I used to upvote Mitch Hedberg posts. I still do, but I used to, too.

10 years ago | Likes 312 Dislikes 9

+1

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Every. Fucking. Time.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I can beat a wall at tennis though. Just place your serves so the ball rebounds out of play.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*Mitch Hedberg, a.k.a the latter-day Steven Wright.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I find reading his quotes are funnier than watching him

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The words make me happy and the pictures make me sad.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Read every single one in his voice.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I think there should be people splattered all around the target entrance"

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Why do so many people get their pizzas delivered? Just order them without livers.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"I was watching ESPN Classic the other day, this guy hit a foul ball... Fucking CLASSIC, man"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His mom buried herself with him?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Family plot. Caskets are next to each other.Not uncommon here in the US. 100 years ago it was way nearly every family (with money) did it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sometimes not next to each other. my grandpa was buried deeper with the knowledge that my grandma would be buried with him when she passed.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well that's just the sweetest thing I've read today.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love his comedy total legend

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was this period I went thru where I was really obsessed w/ MH. I'd listen to his shows in the car and miss him when I didn't. 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

And felt like he was my best friend. Still makes me super happy to hear him telling jokes. 2/2

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey @OP, you want some more home made Sprite??

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Not till you figure out what the fuck else is in it.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They say it's made of lemon and lime but thats bullshit!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So is he like, the Kurt Cobain of comedians?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He's the Sam Kinison of Bill Hicks.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, he was the Mitch Hedberg of comedians.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In that I only heard of him after he was dead.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There was a story in Reader's Digest once where a guy proved he was innocent of murder because he had receipts. Yes, I'm fun at parties.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you actually sound like you would be fun at parties with all these random interesting facts. MORE MORE MORE!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Babe Ruth kept a cabbage leaf under his hat to keep his head cool. He switched it out for a fresh one every few innings.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His mother outlived him :/

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

A parents worst nightmare

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

By 32 years hell of a long time! She was without him almost as long as she had him. :(

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

That math is airtight.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

wat

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

12-5=32! Why not

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Post means that Mitch lived fewer than half of the years than his mother did. Parents usually spend most years of life being parents.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you! She didn't have him the day she was born.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw him only a couple weeks before he died. He was not particularly lucid. He would forget jokes halfway through

10 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 3

I saw George carlin about a year before he died and it was not great. Still love him though!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Carlin went from hilarious observational monologues to just angry ranting with no jokes. Same thing happened to Hicks (to a lesser extent).

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He also had a crippling problem with stage fright. Which is why he wouldn't look at the audience.

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I had tickets to see him but he died like two days before the show.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Between stage fright and heroin, I'm sure it wasn't the usual comedy show.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He did shows from behind the curtain due to his stage fright.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What happened to him?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Heroin overdose

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mitch yeah, not George

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And sometimes stop in the middle and say "I don't wanna tell you that one." At times it was hilarious, and at times it was pathetic.

10 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 5

Pathetic? The guy had obvious crippling social anxiety, I'm pretty impressed he got on stage in the first place. That's not pathetic.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Yea, to me he was a guy following his dream. fucking created a legacy.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I know that ultimately he has the sole responsibility for his decisions, but I feel like we encouraged it.

10 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

Holy shit, that's depressing.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

How so? Not being an ass, genuinely curious.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The drug use was a part of his persona. It was very successful, ergo...

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

He used drugs to deal with mental illness and crippling anxiety

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Drugs are so great, they'll ruin your lives

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0