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since you made it here
here have some art
http://gedogfx.deviantart.com/gallery/
twfeline
People who deliberately put themselves in immediate danger and then get hurt, deserve it.
grauru88
"The crab was smarter then the entire cast of Prometheus". The .gif was a re-post. That was the best comment if I recall correctly.
Saevio
Id keep that mattress for the rest of my life.
SassyAssSlap
Fucking idiots, stay out of the streets. And out of the crosswalk. AND OFF THE SIDEWALK. IN FACT DON'T LEAVE YOUR HOME, LIFE IS CHAOS! D:
Twinklepot
Whatever about the rest of them, I was glad to see the crab escaped!
Butane9000
A little girl like the kid in #7 caused my dad to wreck his bike and permanently damaged his knee when it got caught under his bike.
branflakes95
It freaks me out that the guy squatting in #8 came so close to death but didn't notice a thing.
stardy
the person that gets picked up and moved and doesnt even put down the camera from their face pisses me off
wavinggrass
For a bunch of these all i could think of was: "What a fucking idiot."
Radix865
Especially the people who are taking photos/selfies WAY too close to the train tracks...
AdaMR96
I.e. train guy.. Smh
EternalSunshineOfTheSpotlessMind
Did #5 guy just steal someone's purse, or is that his...?
MeanWinchester
*failed assassination and suicide attempts
AMonkeyInASuit
If you play around on the train tracks and end up dead or disfigured, the only sad part is if the train driver gets traumatized.
mfabros
http://imgur.com/fxdi0TT
Doctorgivemethenews
Death... Not even once
AlphaNate
TIL silent films can give you HORRENDOUS ANXIETY
TheHighCourt
I do and I don't want to hear it
GoodDieMostlyOverBullshit
I yelled SHIT! or FUCK! at almost every one of them. Lost at least a year of life per gif. Whew.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Yup! Me too.
Noletroid
Dude with the shark definetly shat himself.
ToastMasterLex
I almost did just watching that.
jepplax
i dont quite get whats happening there. is the splash from the shark or from him just jumping in?
sortoffish
I think he might have been purposefully stirring up the water with his arm (mirroring a struggling animal) which attracted the shark
jepplax
thanks. that makes it make more sense now. i mean it doesnt make sense to me why you would do that, but it makes sense to look at.
Ceesully
None of those bothered me as much as the dog one
Tacklessandwise
Why didnt he drop the eggs?! My dogs about to choke to death but lets save the eggs first.
LonLonRanchDressing
that wasn't his dog. it was the lady in front of him
Ceesully
I would drop everything to save a dog I didn't know
GoodDieMostlyOverBullshit
Nonononononono! -me while watching.
ImgurCelebrity
Reached back to give my ass a scratch just as I started looking at these and now my finger's stuck.
Bonnedad
C'mon that was gonna happen no matter what.
Darkspire
Ahh, thought I smelled a quality burn.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
That's what happens if you stick your finger in a black hole
Pharya
@kylecorn never forget
caesariuss
Lolololololol
Frozenpasties
The stupid bint in #1 should have her dog taken away. What the fuck was she doing?
aselfdefeatingattitude
Walking on an elevator with a dog who decided to jump on a guy at the last second while the elevator doors shut super fast.
BadMrFrosty
It looks like she rushed in and hit the door closed button to try and get the elevator to herself. Fuck her stupid face.
Radix865
Still the owners fault, you walk into the elevator with the dog and keep the leash short and tight...stupid bitch.
aselfdefeatingattitude
I'm totally willing to call someone names over a simple mistake that's the type of person I am.
Radix865
When their stupidity almost kills someone or something, YES!
aselfdefeatingattitude
I should be used to imgur being super judgemental of everyone and everything for the most minor things but I guess I'm still not.
Transit98
God was watching these people. That one kid got a tap on the shoulder by one guy and was lucky his friend carried him away from the tracks.
FeedtheFat
"oh just walking to the elevator with 24 eggs"
IronRod
Well, you don't expect them to take the stairs, do you?
HornoTostador
He was on his way to the roof to do the egg drop challenge.
SplashesinPuddles
Start of a infomercial there.
llortamai
Thanks, Obama!
Cannabiscopse
Goddamnit Stu.
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tangybreath
Its not his dog. Its the dog of the person that entered the elevator. Because people are stupid and use extendable leashes at bad times
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gamblingpoet
People panic and don't know what to do at times.
FergusonMichaelJordanBishop
there are very few secs to react to completely unexpected events in life. He pressed the elevator button, pulled desperately no one can (1)
FergusonMichaelJordanBishop
stop an elevator from continuing moving by pulling the leash he did with one hand and 30 eggs the same as he would've done with both hands.
tamalero
agree, im surprised he didnt throw the goddamn eggs.. his dog could have died.
LincolnSiixEcho
Ending the workweek like
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Masteryota00
"Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit" - crab probly
davepermen
"holy crab"
Dentistman
Crab didn't go to the prometheus school of running
ketru
Beat me to it
CoolHandRK
RUN LITTLE CRAB, RUN! - Me watching
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
Poor dude in #1. I'm sure he had plans for those eggs. Delicious plans. All ruined by a lady and her dumb dog
ToastMasterLex
The dog wasn't the one who fucked up there.
AkimboSlice
*a dumb lady and her dog
PurpleHydrangas
The guy that lifted the lady from the tracks should have slapped the phone out of her hand
jepplax
i thought that was a woman lifting a kid
Alexpander4
HsuDoNihm
She gave head, she's fine.
CurrentlyOrbitingTheSun
She is fine. Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxmefBMepUo
SrDave
I'm thinking people who let people do that are massive assholes.
SparkyDoggg
I was told as a kid the air would rip your head off
Nabashin
I feel like this is why most train windows can't be opened or only partially.
cuteandcuddly
Some say they are still riding that train to this day
TehStoner
And their fate is still unknown
Noletroid
Nah, there's a video where they keep recording a bit after that.
LompHoofd
pity
wavinggrass
Too bad.
BlargingtonBlargs
Dude, what the fuck?
wavinggrass
Its joke. God, does nobody get dark humour? Wow.
JoshVita
Yeah, that's why I upvoted you... because I knew it was a joke... '>.>
nerdguy99
It's like food, not everyone gets it
Maelstrom88
Dark humor? Such a shame, I was actually hoping she died. The idiot was poking her head out of a moving train, should have gotten smashed.
Kevinized100
WHY DO LEASH RELATED ELEVATOR ACCIDENTS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO PUGS!?!
extraturpentineplease
that one was a rollercoaster from start to finish
twfeline
A funny tragedy.
Radix865
Because most of their owners are asshats. And that was totally the owners fault, you walk in and out of the elevator WITH your damn dog.
unavailableyourcallcantgothruasdialed
Everyone who owns a pug lives in an apartment building with an elevator
GoodbyePupurun
Extender leashes which are a NO for any overly inquisitive breed. They're nosey little shits so pug + stupid owners = gonna have a bad time
PotatoPotatoePotato
Perhaps because people who buy pugs are more likely to have small dwellings and many of these dwellings are reached by elevators?
CaptainLateToTheGame
Because most people who decide to get pugs don't have the strongest decision making abilities.
dudname
My shih tzu succumbed to an elevator :'(
dat586
Same way as in the gif?
dudname
Empty elevator shaft. He was excited to poo, the elevator opened and it wasn't there. (It was my dad, not me)
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
That....elevator should have its inspection certificate pulled
BadMrFrosty
Maybe people shouldn't be allowed to drive.
NickMotionless
Self driving cars are on the way.
utgort
Why do you think we do not have flying cars? Probably something to do with the drivers.
CloneWarrior85
Maybe people shouldn't be allowed to exist.
Monkeyfighter
Or live.
Noletroid
Dude, what side are you on?
StingLikeAJelly
The dark side obviously.
cuteandcuddly
Autonomous cars everywhere. Soon.
Godmcgod
Fuck that people LOVE to drive.
Kittynomnoms
Considering all the deaths and pollution that comes from driving? Yes, fuck that people love to drive.
cuteandcuddly
Comma enthusiasts strike again!
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
That's true for about 75% of the people on the road.. not me, of course. I'm a great driver!
Stronghans
Maybe people shouldn't be allowed.
LemonJoe
Maybe people shouldn't be allowed to walk in the middle of the road
ShaneEngland
We should go back to horses
comfortableshoes
Is it just me or are all of these in Europe and Russia? What's the deal with drivers there?
TheFuzziestBunnyAround
Lot more cameras to capture stupidity. I've seen some shit while driving but it's not standard in America to have a dash cam
comfortableshoes
Yeah makes sense. I mean I've seen cars blow through lights, but haven't seen as many cars driving on sidewalks and what not.
OverlyCynicalImgurian
America cannot into cameras is all.
Bonsaipanda
In Russia you don't have to drive a licence. You can just buy it. Handy.
Wodenifferous
That's like, most of the impetus for self-driving cars: we're pretty terrible at driving.
PunishMentor
And much less traffic due to human error such as tailgating and u necessary breaking
TheSwedishCryptid
Not in Sweden. We have it pretty safe with cars here.
Eridith
The self driving car should be able to detect whether you're driving terribly and take over if you are.
ChillaAquila
Electrify the steering wheel
wtoddp
"You look tired. HAVE A MATTRESS."
dubone99
That one always gets me. Like how the fuck ?
dubone99
Not only from it being so many factors for that to happen but also to be captured on video
lexaiden
http://imgur.com/mzLb7Sd
liquidbeef
Reminds me of that gif where the fast food employee flicks a tray under another guys feet
imrizzy
"You're killing me larry!"
oneoldman
*lorry
nottheactualcannibalshialabeouf
BEDTIME MOTHAFUCKA
omsnoms
your comment inspired me to view the rest of this post. you inspire me.
JustHereForTheWorkStories
Favorited post just for this comment.
IvyWilde
We're practically giving them away!!!
PianoMate
In Russia, NAP TAKES YOU!
Shrc78P
Hahaha. Thank you for that.
sirlouiz
That actually happend in a place called the Brazilian Russia: Paraná.
Bonnedad
1-800 mattress really delivers
ButterfaceTaintClown
The exciting thing is you never know when.
Bonnedad
I know, they give you a 4 hour window. I have a life to lead, man
CymbalMonkee
I still don't understand wtf is happening there
photonblaster
Mattress slides off truck Hits bike out from under him Lands on mattress?
CymbalMonkee
The bike is very hard to see. He looks like he's just floating along. I'm still not entirely convinced that he isn't!
photonblaster
Haha
Valzionn
If you use the controls and scroll really slowly you can see half the bike :P
FrozenCandle
Maybe I'm a total asshole but part of me thinks people who jaywalk in ridiculous places deserve to be hit. It endangers driver's lives too.
HornoTostador
Doing something stupid or reckless makes you 'deserve' the consequences?
Sqwuid
A lot of these, I had zero sympathy for.
Marikhen
They only deserve to get hit if they do it stupidly, the same as if they cross at crosswalks and intersections.
AmArschdieRaeuber
I think the drivers don't deserve to hit them. It must be horrible to know that you took a life, even if it's not your fault.
imrizzy
I agree with this. No one deserves to die/be critically injured on accident like that
AmArschdieRaeuber
that´s not what I said, but I also agree with that.
Jerenemy
Out of all of these, only one was actually Jay Walking.
Kysimir
True, but several appeared to be nearly running into traffic.
CantWeAllJustGetOolong
Only the dumb kid passing the motorcycle and the girl walking through an intersection. Everyone else is in a cross walk
HornoTostador
You're confusing 'deserving to be hit' with 'not feeling sympathetic if they are hit'.
RevolutionOnHerLips
I'd tend to agree if more drivers followed pedestrian right-of-way laws. Many places drivers are just out of control all over.
Marikhen
I actually caused an accident at an intersection I walked through. I had the right of way and someone decided to run a red light. They ->
Marikhen
ended up getting hit by oncoming traffic when they stopped partway in the intersection even though I stopped before entering the lane that->
Marikhen
they were legally required to go into. I feel kinda bad for the person who hit them, but not the old couple in the van.
DashingStache
That and people who cross train tracks irresponsibly.
Pandameter
And people who WALK ACROSS THE DAMN JUMP, AT A SPONSORED EVENT! Sharpen up, snow bunny!
bud467
The one where the dude "stumbles " barely out of the way is known to be fake.
imrizzy
How
bud467
Set up two shots. One stumbling across the tracks, the other of a train comming. Rotoscope the train shot over the first one. Its easy.
HalifaxSamuels
Hit and injured maybe. Nobody deserves to die for that, but I think a broken bone or two (or 3 or 4 or 5) will teach a very valuable lesson.
fartalert
Can confirm. Jaywalked as a kid and almost died. Definitely don't feel bad for myself or the driver that fled the scene.
Talligan
I dunno man, it's hard to wish violence and harm on someone when their biggest crime was thoughtlessness
Chompigator
I think everyone has a moral obligation to be mindful when it comes to the safety of themselves/ others, but I agree, violence not an answer
tarataqa
Thoughtlessness endangers and hurts others and causes property damage.
FrozenCandle
A fair point, but a pedestrian crossing dangerously can result in harm for many other people as well, not just themselves. Why risk it?
asteconn
In the UK, there's no such thing as Jaywalking. Any point in the road is a valid crossing point unless specifically prohibited.
becauseracevan
And all the locals I have seen when I was visiting had utter disregard for the crosswalk lights and crossed anyways
asteconn
A crossing light is not mandatory for pedestrians, only suggestive. The traffic lights for the cars though must be obeyed.
bundleofwoodensticks
Driving on the Wong side of the road just adds to pedestrian danger
johnvictor
Yeah sure, the law gives the pedestrian the right of way. Physics say that the one ton of metal moving faster than we run has right of way.
asteconn
Actually, neither has right of way over the other, unless specifically instructed. e.g. crossings https://is.gd/poZfhZ- and pedestrian zones
CoeusDarksoul
"Let's put the onus and fault on the 2 ton machine moving in one direction at speed, not the nimble agile people who can stop at will."
omgwtfhuh
With great power comes great(er) responsibility?
Mavgurian
Honestly, he did not say they were not dumb in these gifs, just that there is no jaywalking in the UK.
Youareidiots
Everyone jaywalking means drivers are always ready for it. You react slower if you don't expect it. We get 1/4 of the road deaths you do...
asteconn
The reason is that all public roads are 'rights of way' - everyone is allowed to use them using whatever means of locomotion they please.
TimothyTRiG
Motorways are an exception, which is why they're defined by specific legislation.
CoeusDarksoul
That... is so very British I can't even form a proper response... rofl
mattbl
So that girl on her phone walking through a busy intersection is legally ok doing that? Despite how incredibly dangerous it is for 1/2
mattbl
not only her but for motorists, due to how easily it could cause an accident?
asteconn
It's not "illegal" to be there. It is, however, tremendously dangerous. tps://is.gd/poZfhZ-">https://is.gd/poZfhZ- :: Links to gok.uk, about pedestrians.
ShaneEngland
Hell walking and looking at your phone should be illegal. There was a case were a woman fell into an open manhole because she was destracted
Marikhen
If an accident happens while I'm reading a book and crossing the street then the drivers need to stop trying to reading over my shoulder.
Nessimon
In the UK, yes.
JustRespiratory
If you have seen what an autoped looks like in real life, you would probably change your mind.
CulturalAppropriator
You're right. You're a total asshole.
FrozenCandle
Hypothetically, if a driver swerves to avoid a reckless pedestrian and ends up hitting oncoming traffic killing both drivers, who's the ass?
FrozenCandle
Every time someone crosses in a very dangerous way they not only risk their own lives, but the lives of everyone around them as well.
CulturalAppropriator
I don't disagree that it's stupid, reckless and potentially endangers others, but to basically say that someone deserves to die for that…
FrozenCandle
I don't mean to suggest anyone deserves to die — I want people to be safe. but as I said "part of me" just thinks they have it coming.
StingLikeAJelly
Not a total asshole. But such a dillema for drivers. Do you hit them or not? N if you do, who's going to take them to hospital n all.
FrozenCandle
As a rhetorical question, it's a moral dilemma; but IRL it'd come down to reflexes & instinct. I believe most would swerve to avoid (1/2)
FrozenCandle
But then the evasive maneuver itself could cause a far more serious crash, like hitting a tree, a power pole, oncoming traffic, etc. (2/2)
GlowGreen
There are people who do that for squirrels, possums, etc which completely blows my mind. I understand they're cute; don't total your car.
rachaelpoppy
so, don't stop for animals but stop for humans? whose decision is it as to which lives are more important?
imrizzy
So my actual problem with this is the way cars have been engineered. We have the technology to make driving safer
FrozenCandle
I think the collision detection systems in some newer cars is really cool. Be interesting to see how far it develops in the coming years.