JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
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Sep 27, 2015 2:50 PM
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
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IupvoteRHM
@iKnowYoureWatchingMeiJustDontKnowWhy thank you for the laungh
TwoBitGreaser
I know exactly what I would do with two fingers, a thumb and a willing partner. I fucking love bowling.
PopatoMc
The kid wood has a special warning on it...
UltraBooster
I work at a pro shop... Youd be amazed how creative some of these jokes get
HowCanIJoinTheEvilLeagueOfEvil
Now you have to make a post about this.
UltraBooster
Might consider it...
KramerCosmo
Balloon lady knows exactly what she is doing
SilasWing
Looked for your comment. Found it.
bananafats1
"creamy white finishing sauce" i love it.
BeastofCaerbannog
I chortled wholeheartedly.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
I cackled like I'd been breathing two whole cans of dihydrogen monoxide all night
DeadCthulhuWaitsDreaming
If you enjoy finishing sauce, try our new pre-finishing sauce. 1/2 the calories, same great taste!
sithney
that leper was really grateful
Goodnewwseveryone
it took me wayy too long to figure out what was actually going on in #30
oo0ORB0oo
Don't forget about the Schweddy Balls
MrDanger
http://imgur.com/KCqOWFG
PopatoMc
Is that Creepy Pedro?
NSAgent
Forget the baby arm in the first picture, there is an actual dick there, right?
Goodnewwseveryone
(second picture)
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Good news, everyone! It wasn't the first picture, it was the second one!
AirborneBrian
That spiderman balloon doesn't even look like a mishap or unfortunate angle. It really looks like they gave him spiderwood
Physicsteacher1986
#2 pic: the guy has an erect forearm penis and a limp one above it just in case.
SpartanRuler
This is why context is important people.
pizzabortionist
Kid wood. No mess!!
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Feel it! TOUCH IT! TOUCH IT NOW, DAMMIT!
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
ghostofryuchan
...I don't think that was going to turn out a great family photo, foot or not.
INameMyPetsAfterRedvsBlueCharacters
A few minutes in Photoshop could fix that family photo. But that is an unfortunate foot.
w0ntoan
OP Tip: Sticks Everywhere And Anywhere!
eiffelfango
better not feel the kid's wood
OlviTheImgurian
Torille?
YinSusi
ei tällä kertaa
OlviTheImgurian
Noh, eihän sitä aina kerkiä
OneMoreLagerAndIMightLearnToLikeYa
I don't understand the prayer one.. I'm missing something
passerdomesticus
I thought that the guy in the photo looked like he was masturbating.
TenNineYellowColdSadPurple
Could not for the life of me see this one any other way until my husband helped me out http://imgur.com/PiBd3SA
Never2L4te
Why he drew a black monster?
alwaysthecheesegrater
Thank you!
tekcor
Yeah, I couldn't see the truth until you posted this.
CassandraCurieux
Thank you!!! I looked entirely too long & still couldn't get it
Thisaccountwillbethedeathofmysociallife
Could you please explain? I'm still very confused.
SkiahDudeGuy
She is sitting sideways with her left leg over her right. Her hand is under her own knee
Thisaccountwillbethedeathofmysociallife
Oh wow, now I see it. Thank you!
deletedaccount
And I thought it was a weird chair .-. thank you
boombaby123
As someone that was in the military, don't use shit that says "Used by the armed forces" use anything else. Military stuff = cheapest stuff.
Frady
I agree. Sure combat vehicles and certain equipment is durable. But almost nothing that says "military grade" on it is actually tough.
metalchild88
all of you are ritards. that's why when it breaks we fix it with 550 cord (strong string) and 100 mph tape (duct tape). then re-issue it.
SeanAker
Cheapest stuff bought for the highest price, maybe. $30 for a $0.50 fuse, anyone?
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
or $900 for a bolt
ILoveTomHiddleston
swiss military stuff is kinda awsome doe
SuccesfulFailure
Yeah, but only because they never fucking use it.
ILoveTomHiddleston
oh, they use it a lot, all the trainings and stuff
SuccesfulFailure
Yeah but it's not quite the same as actually using it in combat. I did steal a Smock from them, though.
ILoveTomHiddleston
i dunno what a smock is
adam1111
Bullshit. Maybe shit like beds and food and clothes, but ex-military vehicles are the most reliable vehicles, hands-down.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
As someone who's done terrible things to a humvee or two in his day...hahahahahahahaha!
SuccesfulFailure
HahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SVT716
As a base motorpool manager with 35% of my fleet in maintenance, I disagree.
westboundbiker
I work for a company that makes military equipment. We wish we could build the rest of our products as bulletproof as the military ones.
Knukails
As someone in a Mounted Co with trucks always in the bay, i also disagree
pangyre
…ammo cans, though.
Somnophobe
I have a 5.56 ammo can that I use as an ash tray. Only have to empty it about once a month.
UrGrammasMonkey
To the front page we go!!
highevolutionary
Holy shit.. Never have i laughed so much that my brother had to come in and say "you adopted moron"... :D
susannahdeanofnewyork
Is that how you found out?
highevolutionary
I always knew..
susannahdeanofnewyork
Just pull the old "they chose me and got stuck with you".
highevolutionary
Snazzy...
PopatoMc
Wow, that's good
jnet1985
Pant-suit balloon lady knows exactly what she is doing.
TeeMee123
I had a maths question once, which said 'What is sec(C)'
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
I think it is 1/ cos(c). Its been a while since trig though
TeeMee123
yeah thats right
LennyFace
( ͡° ( ͡° ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡°) ͡°)
iatha
( ͡( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)° ͜ʖ ͡( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡°( ͡( ͡° ͜( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)° ͜ʖ ͡°))(( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)° ͜ʖ ͡°)°)
kerms
#2 is great because there are two things that could be interpreted as dicks
kawaiimeeshe
Omg you're right! Haha
Bowjohbs
I'm not convinced one of those things isn't a dick
IDontKnowHowToHuman
It really does look like a baby's arm!
lefoxyfox
thatsapenis.jpeg
caolila
80% of these knew exactly what they were doing
SirStrongBad
Especially BJ Mom!
Fancyrobot101
Yup
spiritualbeingonahumanjourney
8.4% of the other 20% use 2% milk in 17.8% of their daily allowable calories (based upon a 2000 daily calorie intake)
DesiredUsernameWasTaken
This is true, these are all true things.
radioFREEmadras
I suspect only 32.33 (repeating, of course) % are actually true.
HeroThatWasNeeded
LEEEROY MJENKINSSSD!!!
YourWaifuIsTrash
Can't find anything on "Elmo Experiments" though I suspect it's fake, BJ MOM, Bee-J's, and the girl with her hand under her friend's leg >
YourWaifuIsTrash
must've known what they were doing, and I think In-The-Pink was aware of what they were doing.
INameMyPetsAfterRedvsBlueCharacters
The "girl with her hand under her friend's leg" is a girl with her own legs crossed and her own hand underneath the top leg. Look closely.
YourWaifuIsTrash
Oh, you're right. I thought that was the friend's hand, in which case there was no way they didn't intend it to look that way.
INameMyPetsAfterRedvsBlueCharacters
Bee-j's ad looks like the woman is supposed to be singing into a makeshift microphone (she's got headphones on). I think it's unintentional.
hadtochangebecauseevery1assumediwasaguy
On a side note, I found this card the other night
PopatoMc
All I got from this is that...I fucked my sister...
960018
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INameMyPetsAfterRedvsBlueCharacters
I'm fairly certain it's referring to girls who are friends with other girls. Girls often refer to their friends as girlfriends.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
I wish a girl would refer to me as her girlfriend :'(
hadtochangebecauseevery1assumediwasaguy
Wanna be my sister?
IDontKnowHowToHuman