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Jul 18, 2016 12:35 AM
TheGhostOfHarambe
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nickdillinger
Allahu Snackbar!
browniesandcheese
O i C
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Isn't imgur haram?
HitlersHornyNippleRing
Why did you feel the need to say you're muslim? So stupid..i'm an atheist btw
CrangesMcBasketball
The fresh maker indeed!!!!
DecafMetcalf
hugeroner
Got it from the Alahu Snackbahr.
VajrapaniP
Funtclaps
Diet Coke and Mentos doesn't melt steel beams.
Radster042
that's right. Bushs melt steel beams.
DoctorSnakebeast
I haven't stopped laughing either, because I'd have to start first.
CoreyCruze
shotzie
I ran a race this weekend where they have historic canons on location, one went off... Gotta say I was kinda concerned of my first thought.
WordsWellSalted
"Mentos: The death maker"?
SteelTech
HAHA...a certain religion is killing everyone. Gets me every time...every...****ing...time....
IDontRollOnShabbas
You're allowed to say "fucking" on the internet
SteelTech
o fucking k
RuKosopaty
new routine: if you want to make muslum/terrorist jokes you must say that youre muslim, like new kind of "nigga" word
GodsRightHandMan
At least one is wearing a tea towel to wipe up the mess afterwards :)
Unquote
Tritan2
Pretty sure that actor (blanking his name) used to work in The White House.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
Kal Penn. Not sure if it would be IN or FOR, but you're correct in some capacity either way.
Lemonsandwichs
Well it's good your not letting racists, who don't even know what religion the terrorists are, get you down.
anjroo
His not?
NonAlcoholFreeBeer
Funny part 2.0, Mentos contains gelatine, which is made of mostly pig bones.
TillJockey
Actually the majority of sweets here in the UK use vegetable-based substitutes for gelatine, including Mentos.
Mavgurian
Well, you lot have a reputation for animal products, dont you?
eagleblood
All it will do is foam all over him cuz it's not in a sealed container..no virgins for these guys
DickPicEnthusiast
Because the cabin is pressurised, depending on cabin altitude, the reaction wouldn't be intense enough even for that.
thejerzydevil
duckshooter
Mimsey
Like a pixar character brought to life or something.
stayawhilestayforever
Can't place this...sauce?
ft13
Wish she lived that lifestyle in real life. Soooo hot.
ClassifiedUsername
Sauce?
erich408
You must be new here. Source
ClassifiedUsername
Um no YOU must be new.
JoeReo
*Cringe*
doodybird
Is this supposed to be cringe inducing? Because all this cringe is giving me rabies.
PennyRoyalTea1010
All the tween just love this kind of shit, it's a little racy and is semi funny by a child's standard making it relatable.
twofishtails
Imgur has turned me off teens so badly, but my probation officer says that's a damn good thing!
CreativeToAFault
Lost girl? Worth watching?
Salomdi
yeah up until the final arc, it ends too abruptly and really spoils the series
Barik79
Great show but I was disappointed with the way they ended the final season!
veganfarts
Where is this from?
marvolokilledharambe
KENZ! She's seriously one of my favorite TV characters of all time.
norwegiangingergal
Love Kenzi!!!!
dru9087
Lostgirl
ZaQuoto
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SpSaintySp
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Vanillepeter
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Nighthawk12x
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sibeh
Jayyy let's place more dots!
DannyLaFanny
..
Longtripp
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ovyerus
doot
DeliciousUsersubClubSandwich
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wazero
Huh this is gonna be a ride
Leralith
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sibeh
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Jazarrab
Wherever this is from, I like it.
marvolokilledharambe
Kenzi from Lost Girl. Great show...even better character.
Jazarrab
Thank you!
oldhagg
Ty.
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
IAmNewHere
What is your username referring to? I forgot. :(
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
Arrested Development
IAmNewHere
Oh wow, I'm very disappointed in myself.
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
3142
Please don't! It's bad enough I can't take my own water on a fucking flight, don't give them a reason to take away my fucking mints!
malfunctionm1ke
Infidel here, you rock my glorious muslim imgurian!
TheGhostOfHarambe
Basel1983
I was born into Islam. As an adult I grew more into believing it. Everyone has a belief and let their belief guide them. We are all human
DickPicEnthusiast
https://youtu.be/RMh9hPGNGKE
outlandmoro
Same here. Still, i dont feel like this is helping the ummah.. im all jokes but cmon..
Imuseaboutstuff
I'm afraid I disagree. Some of us are reptilian.
Maraak
It is a belief in dire need of reformation & moving away from what it currently is tho :|
Basel1983
Not the belief but some of the believers.
Maraak
Potaytoe-potahtoe. It's a fucked up religion that far too many "moderates" go along with. True moderates are practically apostates atm.
Basel1983
That's you belief.
Maraak
It's fact based on followers of this religion's views on child marriage, rape, violence against women, homosexuals & different thinking ppl
iHasanOscar
Religions don't kill people, ideologies do. Islam is not a religion, it's an ideology.
TheOBanger
In that case, so is Christianity
Basel1983
That's you belief. Respectable and so can be. Correct?
FirmAndPerkyIsBetterThanWideAndFat
Sadly, that won't stop some people from calling you a terrorist.
Basel1983
I been called one since the golf war. Does not bother me. Once a friend said kill all muslims. I said I am one of them. Shhh he said you are
spookyS
and they cant stop him when he calls them assholes, it works out
Basel1983
The good muslim.
notrelevant12
According to Quran obidient and faithful muslims are not allowed to kill innocent people whoever they are. Those who do are are imposters.
DickPicEnthusiast
The catch is that some people think they get to decide who's innocent.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Unrelated but nice name
DickPicEnthusiast
Let's just say I gave up on being one of the innocent a long time ago... I stand by my name, if anyone is feeling a tad exhibitionist ;)
smeeshsmoosh
Problem is, "innocent" can be construed rather narrowly.
Flyndaran
Every major religion is so full of inconsistencies and contradictions you often have "quoters" on both sides of a debate.
duckshooter
The verses revealed were for specific events and people take them out of context.
twofishtails
I frequently submit impostings to Imgur.
FredOlsen
Quran 191. And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out.
notrelevant12
Can you please mention the verse and versrs that come before and after it. That should clear the context.
Calasin
and here is a mentos suicide bomber http://i.giphy.com/yS3iTEhnJho88.gif
Redshadow09
did he change in to MENTOS-MAN!!!!???
PunchViolenceInTheFace
Isn't that one of the epic mealtime dudes?
TheWhiteCollarBrawlerMann
ALOHA SNACKBAR!!!!!!!!
Lockhunter
Sauce?
Rawrihazshotgun
NSFL
smoogy
Sauce?
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Is he dead
IAlwaysUpvoteRickAndMorty
Like so ded
Calasin
probably ;)
daguq
He's now a Demento
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Godammit dad
3amLeaf
Brilliant
Ardencroft
This was like a little treasure that I found deep in a reply chain.
TRUELIKEtheRIVER
Not really, three down from top level.
imwithcayde6andproud
duckshooter
NotVino
I need more
CorrectMostOfTheTime
He didnt do his research! The colored ones have almost no effect in diet coke only the white mint ones produce a reaction!
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
That and it's too open a container to have a reaction as amazing as a bottle. Needs a nozzle for a better effect.
stuntchicken
becuse the cabin is presurized the cemical reaction will create enuf pressure to blow a hole in the foozalarge, I'm a sientist, no foolin.
Caylin
Its also why you cant bring outside liquids, as they've pressurized the pop cans in the cabin so it won't cause an explosion.
whotookbearyawesome
foozalarge.... yes
Voidkilla
Pawnderlust
It would at least take put the right phalangee
DrakesOnaPlain
"foozalarge" LOL why am I laughing so hard.
TCxStorm
He said no foolin, so it's obviously true.
The22ndDoctor
Every time I come across the phrase "No foolin'" I hear it in The Beavers voice.
twofishtails
Only Ph.D.s are allowed to conclude their published papers with "no foolin".
Chemeli
The spelling errors makes this.
PamelaSplooshPoovey
Dammit man he's a scientist, not a writer!
Vegardina
lol foozalarge
godzillasgreatleader
For sience
d0o0o0d
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maniacalmacaroni
As an aeronautics engineer, can confirm that is the correct spelling of foozalarge.
ArnoldRyytel
Im having a shitty day and this thread made me laugh my ass off, thanks :D
iyamgurting
As bad breath, can confirm mentos
Shamalamadingdongz
I do crossfit and am a vegan
yersobold
I identify as an airplane and as such- I am triggered.
stuntchicken
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lofsoyUiqy1qgoee4o29_r1_400.gif
samson102
Head back to ifunny. They would think that's hilarious
cptwott
as long as they don't damage the left phalange
kuskalle
No that's Regina Phalage's job or wait.. maybe it's Princess Consouella Bananahamock's...
MixxieMeese
I understand that reference. I'm a 90s kid.
ToxicPineapple
As a pie lit, I can confirm the foozalarge is spelled right.
IvaHughJardon
As a biologist I can confirm you are a vegan.
probefarmer
I couldn't stop laughing at this and the comment it replied too
Vaenaemoenen
Some say you're still laughing.
HecticHazard
As an astronautical engineer must disagree for the sole purpose of fighting the other half of our major ;)
Stache13081
As an astrologian, why say you half? Your moon may be in the seventh (out)house.
twofishtails
Vegans study astralnautical engineering.
ShaZam1269
As a languageologist, can confirm.
twofishtails
The importance thing is not to use a single word when a dozen will do.
RipHanSolo
What's a foozalarge? I don't get it? Is there even a correct spelling or is it made up? I feel like I'm just pronouncing it wrong...
Redandpurpleunicorns
Fuselage (foo-zel-arge)
twofishtails
Sorry. Never heard of it. Doesn't exist. Case closed. No more discussion (holds breath and places hands over ears).
GoldenFloor8
Im a vegan and i agree with what you guys have been saying
VEpsilon
Uhh I do crossfit.
wicker045
Gelato isn't vegan.
juffowup00
Im lactoseintolerant and gelato is murder!
2Shakez
Milk and eggs, bitch.
GodApollo
Is this like Beethoven crumbcrotch? You can say it anyway and we still know what you mean?
JimMoriartyHiii
That's my nemesis you're talking about! (Check the username)
OldnFatBobba
No one likes you! You're not relevant. Go away.
BlackNebula57
I wouldn't call you too relevant either because NEWS FLASH no one cares
OldnFatBobba
No one likes you! You're not relevant. Go away.
HowCanUsernamesBeRealIfMirrorsArentReal
You mean Baconbits Cabbagemelt?
ewpolly1
No, I mean Borkasqazzledozzle Ciliracketywiketyhack.
marionic
Britishguy Sillyname
Catbab
Wimbledon Tennismatch?
PicolasCage27
You mean bendthatdick cuminbitch?
AlkeneThiol
thecolonels
I can never remember the rule for the amount of zeds in a science word.
quagma
The answer is many. Many Zed's.
BoxesofFoxes
What the heck is a "zed"?
twofishtails
Wot the Brits call a 'Z'. No-one knows why.
DickPicEnthusiast
Do you work for Boooinng or AirBnbus?
twofishtails
Bumbledeer.
DickPicEnthusiast
Oh, the Canadians who make the Dash-Eh, right?
twofishtails
The very ones!
giitsok
What about the philangee???
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giitsok
OH MY GOD IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A PHILANGEE!!!!!
Spark13
Beat me to it, have a +1
giitsok
Hello fellow Phoebe enthusiast. Can we be friends? I need a friend tonight. Lol
SeverKatie
Cyan-tits :D
RoachTheReady
why not blue boobs? as long as boobs are there.
MoooCow
:D
lellyathemostlygood
Blue boobs? Lol
SethMeth
Teal breasts
TemetNosce000
PalaceOfCaravans
Zoologist here. You are technically correct.
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Which is, as we all know, the best kind of correct.
TiamatRawrs
Foozalarge? You remind me of AvE from youtube.
3Crunked5Me
GOOD tip from my priest: he says soda and candy rot your soul! Only low-sugar, low-fat Snausages for me and my grandson, thank you!
zomious
So your priest got you to like sausages. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
friggentodd
Aren't Snausages dog treats?
PaprikaSix
What of it?? What a man eats with his grandson is his business!
SerialKillerJim
Gosh dern scienticians
wulf97
Heard it here first, govermence scientiscians don't lie!
goodoldwoofers
No foolin we got proof right here fam all sientists are recognised by spelling
MemeStealingSkeleton
Cover up shill please leave! Coke can't melt aluminum airframes!
twofishtails
If the foozalarge is too thin, they are in danger of Sex Rays!
reruns
You see, Ivan...
Tiborian
foozalarge...
vauhtihirmu
What about the falangi?
azkabanned
*scienticians
OliverClothesoff70
I have a theoretical degree in physics!
dollinblack
The second "S" of pressurization's been already dissolved, this is very serious, it could lead to a major disaster in Three miles Island.
twofishtails
We have to inoculate everyone with emergency marijuana injections, now!
OET13
Is sientist Russian for scientist?
Byrhtnoth
They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said "I have a theoretical degree in physics."
PaprikaSix
Always upvote New Vegas! Fantastic was the man.
tangowolf
I'm a Hypothetical Physicist - the armchair quarterbacks of the science world.
twofishtails
I have several important pustulates.
Alecazzam
Got the whole NCR suckling my teats... and it feels so good
BrotherSurplice
"Mirrors outside aren't aimed right, so we're running at one percent efficiency. And I guess that just isn't good enough for some assholes"
Hemisferio
Dude...check your spelling errors
ALittleHazey
I'm pretty sure that was part of the joke
BrainTaffy
I can't stop snickering at foozalarge. Best.
bazookasoup
If the pressure in the plane is higher than on the ground, the reaction would be slowed down , as less co2 would be released. I think...
aristech
It's called foozalarge only if it's on the right side of the plane
Sirrussel5
I know it's a joke, and I laughed, but it's a physical reaction, not a chemical one. Sorry for being that guy.
Sirrussel5
I still upvoted though.
twofishtails
He didn't say it was chemical, he said it was cemical.
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
Can you pm videos of you doing science?
IBuiltAFreakingArk
"enuf" ha... Ha...
twofishtails
Oh, yeah! I think we should see what a real fizz-icist would say about this.
ABrokeAssGamer
Diet coke dissolves steel beams
gwynbleiddX
Damn!
noctuurnal
How about duraluminium?
Durff123
IWillNotDoubleTap
37 minutes well spent
DarkMaster98
HaveGinWillBabble
But you can't hug your children with nuclear arms.
TheWastedGent
http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Death-goes-on-a-date-family-guy-1239865_500_372.jpg
unfeaxgettable
"Check please."
Iwasoutedbyatroll
eventually, yes.
whatbuttondoipush
Cadmium based base coat of all aluminum parts on airplanes would prevent that. Also bad ass anodizing helps too.
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
But surely bad ass-anodising wouldn't help the plane at all?
ABrokeAssGamer
Boo science nerd, go back to nerdville
technitium
And my teeth
HaveGinWillBabble
And I ran
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
TIL teeth are steel beams.
9thdimensionalhiplo
And my axe!
FedericoAstica
And my Old Spice!
TheBenKenobi
thegr8rambino
Looool
norwegiangingergal
This. This makes a great comment.
rerereposter
pizzabaconator
Omfg the reverse is even vegter
norwegiangingergal
Yes. Yes it does!
norwegiangingergal
*it is
pizzabaconator
Better*
ThyCountess
chingchongnipnongnong
Shalom
FaiziAhmed
Walaikum Assalam bro
ThyCountess
Wallahi bro imma chick bro lol I also grew up in Dearborn
TheCarolingian
There's free Salami here? I'm in!
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Salam gay bowser!
TheGhostOfHarambe
Salam
outlandmoro
Thanks OP, exactly what we need right now to fight islamophobia..
alltheusernamesthatiwantaretaken
Me too salam
GaryTheCuttlefish
Yes, I like salami as well.
LitteralyHitler
I'd also like salami
AnObscureJoke
I too, like salami