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Ryebread91
#4 why are your parents still in school?
Revenge71
I'm obviously calling the wrong Pizza Hut.
scubasquad1983
#23 what's up with the 2 pictures of the CNN logo?
agnorance
MohAki1
Thank you my good sir
spikeraw
#27 did this nigga bedazzle his ankle monitor?
MohAki1
Lol
ummmat
"Lmao I was in jail lol"
MohAki1
Hahahaha
selynxx
Thank you! I knew i couldnt be the only one finding that odd
Waitoverthere
Liked it until I got to political shit. Downvoted for political shit. I downvote all political shit. Anyone else tired of politics on Imgur?
MohAki1
Political memes noted! But in fairness those memes weren't full on political!
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
#15 yeah not for me
MohAki1
You're lucky. Oh and you upvoted, yay!
ahwhatthefeck
#3 is bang on except the parents would say, "And We'd no shoes, so Mammy would paint our feet black and lace our toes together".
MohAki1
Lol
Blackrain39
Well, I wouldn't be able to say no to #2 or #20
MohAki1
Thanks but That was an accident, one was branded the other wasn't and I forgot to delete from the upload directory :(
xXGemDragonXx
MohAki1
Wow you came this far back? Following and upvoting u :)
xXGemDragonXx
What do you mean? I'm just scanning imgur for memes xD But this was a good dump
MohAki1
It's a month old lol
xXGemDragonXx
Oh. ;-;
ReVo5000
Why does Ellen have only 4 fingers? Did you lose one while scissoring?
MohAki1
Oh wow! Lmfao
peridotstar
At first I misread that as Elvis and was SO confused.
stylinchilibeans
That dog is a badass. Going back there twice like that...
kerryxpaige
lol I thought the exact same thing
Bandignomette
Hehe good one!
MetaSomma
TwoPumpTrump
SO CUTE.
bushdid9l11
Mournclaw
I wished it would be there for the third time with something like "still zero fucks given." Was disappoint.
apsmustang
I expected it to be a really long dump that gradually brought the dog back more and more, until it was just pictures of the dog.
MetaSomma
I'd upvote that. Just bizarre enough for my sense of humor
MohAki1
Lol I wish I did it on purpose! That was an accident, one was branded the other wasn't and I forgot to delete from the upload directory :(
MohAki1
That was an accident, one was branded the other wasn't and I forgot to delete from the upload directory :(
algavinn
I saw this while clicking forward. I had to click back to give you an updoot. Well played, sir. Good form. Haberdasheries for no reason.
Jncat
I came back, it took me two posts to fully appreciate this comment.
CharlesThe3rd
#15 Amen to that
MohAki1
So true it hurts
Schmedes
#11 wouldn't you be MORE full of shit then?
MohAki1
Lol
VoltisArt
He said "trying" to impress.
cptoblivious
Yes. That's the point. Either way, he's so full of shit his eyes are brown. Double entendre.
stayoutofmypersonalspace
You're cool! Fuck you....I'm out
MohAki1
Lol...thanks?!
stayoutofmypersonalspace
Sorry it's just every time I see or read 3 or more fuck yous in a row I think of a scene from a movie called half baked. You are cool though
MohAki1
Oh thanks man much appreciated. I have to look that movie up
honkaholic
I can tell #28 was made in Britain
peridotstar
That pic was surprisingly deep-- and hey out of curiosity, how can you tell about Britain? Am I missing something?
EClaire1073
tht1goalie
#3 is annoying. You think I want to talk to you? I was asking about you to be polite and shit and now I gotta listen to yo mouth breathin
KriegerSanWaifu
It's okay for my dad to do this but when it's me, noooo I'm disrespecting the family name apparently
michonnedisapproves
Mouthbreather
SmokeMeAKipperIllBeBackForBreakfast
I can top this: Was visiting wife's fam in India. Guy altering shirt I bought "My son lives in your city!" Calls him and hands me the phone.
SmokeMeAKipperIllBeBackForBreakfast
Super awkward for both of us.
BigAZNMan
I hate talking to people on the phone. Im so used to talking to people in person.
CaptainLogopolis
No it's Phil Mitchell
CairoLen
My mother does it as passive aggressive way of trying to get my brother and I to speak to each other.
tht1goalie
ass ramble through how you're the back ups back up on Jv football. All the shit you saying is boring af but you actin like you got some God
tht1goalie
Type revelation shit because you wrote a one page paper on the solar system. Nigga I saw a stripper quit on stage. You really think you
tht1goalie
Gonna top that?
SpeedyHamster
I dig the Bill Burr reference at the end +3
MohAki1
Lmfao. Obviously I can't beat that
sundaymondayhippyday
Unstressessary
Little Poundcake!
PostModernAesthetic
Glitter on my dick!
TurtBurglar
What.
Unstressessary
https://media.giphy.com/media/IWL0MUhTfhccw/giphy.gif
SwaglortSeal
#1 It's prop money. It's always prop money. If they're trying really hard they might put a bill on the ends, but it's a facade.
Midgetapplevan
It may be prop money but they do carry around lots of cash on them. They don't really trust banks.
LmgtfyStupid
I just assumed because she's smart enough to keep her money in a bank.
LoneWanderer101
Knowing who that is, I'm going to assume she doesn't need $40 in fake money to hold up and say she has $40 in real money
RealFuckinNito
So they used real money, to buy fake money, so that they could take a pic saying they have real money...
javer80
It sounds silly, but the exchange rate is incredible
schmanters
At a previous job my boss took out 5 grand in $1 bills and sandwiched it between $100s so he could "look like he was ballin" for a video.
javer80
Withdrawing $5200 cash for a video is pretty baller by my standards
schmanters
Not if you cleared your bank account for it.. lol
Flyndaran
I don't even have a bank account. $5200 is hella' rich by my standards. :)
fuckingtnuc
Damn, you live in the USSA (intentional), or abroad?
justasmallgiraffe
I haven't seen most of these! Perfect reason to not study, thanks!
wormsdie
Hi expectations Asian Dad would say these /are/ the perfect reason you should study
MohAki1
Lmfao. Yw
iainjames88
If you only crap once a month wouldn't that mean you were full of shit most of the time..?
MohAki1
Hahahaha
Foxflarez
Pic 1 the person holding that $40 also gets the most pussy out of that group.
MohAki1
Lmfao so true
YouLoveThat
167% of people?
curmudgeon91
They also asked some monkeys who know sign language.
captainVulgar
It accounts for future people
Stillrelevant69
They asked all of the people once and then again after telling them they were beautiful
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
[someone calls CNN trash] [laughter from BuzzFeed]
MyNameIsAntsInMyEyesJohnson
Real news?
mrmessma
It's a joke, don't over think it.
rogergreatdell
http://imgur.com/SgLUBzt
himherenowno
Alternative statistics
TVNewsIsBadForYou
All that voting fraud Trump warned us about
MohAki1
Lol, it's over exaggeration
HeadlessNorseman
You're the only op on the front page I've ever seen downvoted.
KroniK907
Lol that's exactly what a shill would say!
defectivepinball
#6 just go to college, you'll fall asleep on a couch and wake up in someone else's bed.
JadedWombat
Not if you're an ugly dude. Source: my time in college.
eetsumkaus
or behind a dumpster
whatislovebabyhurtme
MohAki1
Love that gif and thank you
MohAki1
Love that gif and thank you
MohAki1
Love that gif and thank you
WhyAmIForcedToHaveFun
Good dump.
MohAki1
Thank you
boltongc
#17 Alaska as Lil' Poundcake was everything
TakeToTheSkyNya
I'm so glad there's imagurians who like Alaska!!
JokesOnYouHater
You're not my real dad and you'll never be!
tiaisaredpanda
Lil Poundcake enjoys ridin dirty, and bein a straight up motherfuckin dick pig.
abaconification
Hiiiiiieeeeeeeee
somf
9 fushigis! Girls, hold on to your panties!
ahwhatthefeck
For who, the Love Tripper on the left..?
bobstallone
Fushigi, my nigi.
CutOfYourJib
uuuuuuunderrated comment of the dayyyy
Mattheus728
I had no idea what they were and just got sucked down the weirdest YouTube hole.
ShmeeJones
What is this about?
MissButtercup
jackbinimbul
Fun fact; Fushigi means "Mysterious" in Japanese.
ShmeeJones
Fushigi Yuugi!
MemeStealingSkeleton
CatBlaster5000
Due to the gimmickiness of it, I use the term "Fushigi" as a synonym for bullshit. It's become one of my favorites.
OneRandomM8
I am now doing this
Youguysmademyday
I'm gunna have to call fushigi on this.
basilpesto69
Fushigi is mystery in japanese i think
basilpesto69
actually it's strange
CatBlaster5000
I wonder if they consider them synonymous, even though they are clearly not in English.
Mitolvine
Traici
Wait, is that what they're meant to be used for?
MohAki1
Lol
fulcrume
As someone who took the bait of the Fushigi craze, these are only cool to have if you know how to contact juggle.
AttackMyWeakSpotForMassiveDamage
I have two and the dvd somewhere. I was okay at it.
cateatingturtle
No one knows how to you gotta learn. Been at it for a month myself and making good progress
didgeboy287
Bit of a marketing disaster. People who didn't know thought they were buying a magic trick and the people who did were just pissed off.
SatoriEnlightenment
Contact juggle THIS!
UrsaUrsa
Deez nutz?
SevenOfWine
Right? I've had one sitting on my desk for 2 years
koinuchan
Then why the fuck are you not learning how to contact juggle?
DatOneGuyPosting
He doesnt know its number...
AlexanderWassilijewitschSuworow
Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Extinguishus the wise?
IGarfunkledYourMother
I thought not. It's not a story the firefighters would tell you.
astrangehop
I came back to upvote both of these.
apittsburghoriginal
It's a mixtape legend.
epicness42
It's a flame's legend.
UndeadLahmacun
He would possess the power of manipulating the extinguishing foam to restore kitchens and labs...
Drzhivago138
Is it possible to learn this power?
aRoyaleWitCheese
... Not from a firefighter
ITouchMyselfWhileThinkingAboutLasagna
Ooooooooooooohhhh your hilarious comment just have me an orgasm
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Username checks out.
IGarfunkledYourMother
Stop.
ITouchMyselfWhileThinkingAboutLasagna
I can't just turn it off, brah