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Perfect example of "Send help" depicted as a facial expression.
Go Oilers!
May 11, 2017 12:36 AM
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Go Oilers!
z3r0n3gr0
In his home they know him
TrapsAreIllegal
Quack quack ;)
Ipostwhilehigh
Dude get some pants that fit.. looks like he's going to junior prom with his older sister.. what the hell is an oiler? A bad haircut?
TheLastSpaceman
This is how my parents introduce me to strangers
Copperbrat
Even though I don't know who this guy is, I still enjoyed this post.
swanny33
If I could think of one place he doesn't want to be..
TheNightwang
BSusername
I was hoping the oilers would've won
Fpt04
McJesus
FreelanceSpermDonor
He's got the awkward down pat.
DeathToSwans
Wonderful
virus64
This was in Edmonton, yesterday. These people literally grabbed him to take pictures while the oilers were waiting to fly to Anaheim
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
That's what you would expect from filthy Edmontonians (rustles in Calgarian)
Linanz
Yay go Calgary! I went there when I was 14 awesome place, awesome people. Edmonton not so many good memories we lost our 2 year old 1/2
Linanz
Sister at West Edmonton Mall scared the shit out of me, I thought we'd never see her again, found her 10mins later luckily
GregoriusDaneli
As an Edmontonian... I can't defend this. I fucking hate other Edmontonians... except the ones I find on IMGur occasionally. They seem okay.
CelticCommando
hi there neighbour
Gianttesticlemonster
He'll be taking awkward golf photos this weekend God willing.
reliablellc
His picture and the definition of awkward
booboothefool
I would date the hell out of him. Awkward AND cute?? My dream come true.
fishstickfury
DoYouWantAntsBecauseThatsHowYouGetAnts
Cue Lex Luthor as Flash jpeg
teeeeballllll
Go Ducks!!!
filthbucketsfullofpuke
This is how foreign people treat famous white people, when I was in china people little grabbed me like this to take pictures 1/2
filthbucketsfullofpuke
because I was so much taller than everyone and dressed dressed up, I think they assume youre famous or mistake you for someone that is.
Brandon77
Who's that
BaloneyBob
High water oants
FromTheTwistedMindOfABrotha
That look on his face, lol
nathan9760
He grew up down the street me
nathan9760
Oh no... I meant from me*
Burritoheart
well he should be able to relax a little now that he doesn't have to stress about playoffs.
nverliya
Poor guys, they have always been my team. Sadly the Oilers seem to be more of a business that makes money off of selling their players.
TinaRuthBelcher
Why are they holding him intimately?! I would have the exact same look on my face if a stranger was holding me like I was their child
TinaRuthBelcher
Also, poor Oilers. We'll get em next year!
mentallychallengeaccepted
NOT EVEN MY PARENTS HOLDS ME LIKE THAT
islander311
You mean Connor McJesus.
Gustie13
McJesus
hawks88
Can you blame him? Being held by stranger's like that.
daveeeeeeed
Yea it's like the camera guy said "alright, be weird.." right before taking the picture
LeadByBadExample
Stranger's what?
TheAmbiguityShows
Stranger's Things
poopnpee
As a mid 30s professional, I don't get the new flood cut dress pants.
JohnQPubic
gotta show off your obnoxious socks
chrishallett83
I know, right? And people are such sticklers for the bottom button rule but fuck it, let's make our pants look like they shrunk in the wash.
AliBarber
Flood cut hahahaha yes that's perfect
ImprovedLoungewear
plus athletes can be downright gargantuan, regardless of the sport, so this style trend only adds to the awkward, ill-fitted look
mentallychallengeaccepted
YOU WANT A FULL BREAK? WHO ARE YOU? PRINCE CHARLES?
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Those are a full 3 inches at least from being a full break.
mentallychallengeaccepted
YES I KNOW. I WAS TRYING TO BE FUNNY SINCE THE TREND COMES FROM THE LATEST SPREZZAWAVE FROM ITALY. HENCE THE JOKE ABOUT PRINCE CHARLES (1)
mentallychallengeaccepted
WHO ALWAYS WEARS CLASSIC ENGLISH CUTS, I.E NEVER A ANKLE HIGH FULL BREAK.
SnowMongoose
So excited to watch him lose in a few minutes.
CrepesForDinner
We all knew it was going to happen
SnowMongoose
Managed to not jinx it with that statement!
Burritoheart
that was a close one. you need to be more careful.
SnowMongoose
Meh, all the teams I like were already knocked out, I was mostly just cheering against Canada.
Burritoheart
Yeah once the Leafs are out then I just go with "not a Canadian team". Jets or flames wouldn't be too bad I guess.