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So the wife and I took a few days holiday and we decided to get a foot massage... all was going well right until the moment the masseuse thought it was a good idea to offer me a “happy ending”.
At first we thought she was joking... not so much. Unsure what to do during the awkward silence, after declining, everything continues as normal with the foot massage as though nothing happened.
EDIT: to those not believing the story, I don’t know what else to say. Sorry.
To those who responded- Cabo San Lucas in Baja-México/California on Blvd. Paseo de la Marina.
My wife just started a nervous laugh, then stopped when realising it was a legit offer.
hagb
Whoop-whoop! That's the sound of the police!
1trollsVillain
“Sure. But my wife wants to go first”
InsouciantSausage
WhyDoesItSmellLikeThat
Hypoxicith
They were asking you to blow them you fool.
Drunkpunch
Well did she offer your wife one as well?
boatsandhoes93
Asking the important questions
leopardg
Gender equality takes many forms
Ebalmatronic
How rude didn’t she offer it to your wife?
Argoniansnugglebum
Hypoxicith
Buzz buzz
Hargy89
I hope it was a masseuse and not a masseur...
GravyEducation
They prefer the term rub and tug therapist
Libzerman
Absolutely appalling!! So where is this place so that I can make sure not to take my wife there!
Captaincuttlefish
things that didn't happen for 1000 Alex
poopcityremix
That’s my line!
AkLonewolf
What country?
WyoScott
You lieastan.
funnyguy10
Just asking for a Freind
gurglingsteak
Asking the correct question
kiwiCnut
Florida..