TheDarkLiegeofChaosisUnleashedattheEnsorcelledShrine
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Mar 26, 2016 11:32 PM
TheDarkLiegeofChaosisUnleashedattheEnsorcelledShrine
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Ssssssssssss
Did you know that untrained and unprepared falls into water from twenty feet and above can result in your injury or death? TMYK!
Ghost
All I can think about is that episode from 1000 ways to die, every time is see this.
sbur92
Choose life
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
I thought he was going to do a belly flop
DidgeryDoo
A slip'n' holy shit
iHearGreen
The fact you could die from that..
CheKu
Awesome
DreamingAtNoon
This looks amazing. I would love to try this.
PhoManCho
I would also not do this as soon as I possibly could
mamonesinmahmouth
He'd break if he had landed flat on his back.
bevme
Too far!
Blakst8t
They put pads in between the plastic or cardboard. It's fun as hell.
bevme
Dr. Seuss shorts?
polioroid
Why is he wearing shoes?
photony
would YOU want black & blue soles?
bevme
Keep his toes from breaking off?
momof3doggos
I'd do this
TimberWolf141
Used to dive into the belly of a nearby dam, dodging the I-beam in the middle was always a hazard. This seems safer.
YouCatfish
That looks hella fun
alem871
A whole lot of nope
Allintensivepurposes
Nerbe.
larsreynolds
Do you think he'd do that without any girls watching?
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
Not a chance in hell
yesthisisturbo
Yes. Yes I do.
dowingba
Girls are always watching him.
pandaboo
It's completely staged for the shoot
hiperson134
Yeah that looks like a fuckload of fun!
ShadowStorm197498
Imagine a belly flop
SynaptixRedux
That takes balls.
travager
Now that's a slippery slope.
tlazolteotl
That is a surprising amount of falling
Tsurrani
+1 for title.
idpassr
Devin Supertramp?
iamalexdean
Lake Powell. Devin wasn't even on this shoot. lol
forgetfulvegetarian
Yes moab waterside or something
idpassr
Ah, found it! https://youtu.be/sXk2AbdTe68
fairybug
At a friend's 18th birthday, we made a slip-n-slide out of a tarp, tent spikes, & dish soap. Good times. Probably not much safer than this.
boywiththehappypenis
Did you also go over a cliff?
fairybug
Do 6-ft-deep creeks that we threw ill-fated pinatas into count? Because then yes.
handsoffhandson
Oh yeah, tent spikes sound like a great idea.
fairybug
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the guys were trying to impress us gals. They also sent the pinata down that monstrosity. It was a fun night.
kiDDarknessssS
It's not even that far of a drop. I'm more worried about the pain of sliding over the rocks.
FingerMeat
That mat has a little thickness to it.
TheydownvotedJesusbecausehetoldthetruth
Rock looks smoothish and the mat seems thick, I'd trust it
OfficerFuckinFancyPants
It's basically a folded over shower curtain. It just looks fluffy. Did you see how much he grimaced?
Impracticalplasticsquirrel
It's padded.
RobotCosmonaut
I think you are underestimating the height of that cliff tbh
kiDDarknessssS
I'd guess it's around 50-60 feet. I've jumped that before its fine.
UhOhImAnOreo
2.5 second fall @ 9.3 m/s/s=24 ish meters or 75 feet. I'd say go for it.
RobotCosmonaut
I'm gonna trust your math/physics. 75 feet is really tall!
Andalite
Go fuck yourself that's seven and a half fucking stories
twocatsgluedbacktobacktodefyphysics
9.81 m/s/s and he has initial velocity :)
UhOhImAnOreo
Yeah I totally made it up. Lol
photony
I'm 63...I'd do that in a heartbeat!!!
AnJeremyClarkson
If only you had a heartbeat, grandpa.
dougbea
I like you.
vr00mie
I worked with a 67 yr old that was as fit and badass as anyone in their 30s. He is seriously one of the coolest people I have ever known.
bevme
I'm 63, too! I'll keep my heartbeat and watch you do it. :)
wheelchairliar
I find it incredibly hard to believe two 63 year olds patronize imgur...........
jo136942
So you're single
laffable
you must have a slow beating heart
photony
always have
ElbowDeepInAJedi
Presumably your last one m
iEatTheCat
Hahaha
photony
what a way to go!
SnibbleTiggits
that's the spirit
boywiththehappypenis
Death Wish 7?
photony
well, I've gone down 5 times on the SAME sportbike...fix it, and go out again...cat has lives...
Myniggathatwasdeep
what kind of life did you have :O you got any stories
TinyFrog
Did you purposefully make it sound like it ended already or what? :D
photony
I still ride a sportbike, have traveled all over Europe and the US, been a photographer since 8th grade & I was a club DJ for 16 years
monkeysthatdrink
You should make a post my friend.
photony
i've submitted a few...
Deathviper
Neat
photony
Shroomslapz
Nice man well fuck...63? At least I have some time to get way cooler than I am absolutely not right now.
MV50
So if I bring a case of beer can I come play in your tree house......
YukonBambi
That's cool
YukonBambi
boring
McKyrl
Well you know, so is your mom. Maybe.
YukonBambi
Yeah being six feet under is pretty underwhelming haha
photony
look at what I posted for Deathviper above
Sesquipedaisy
do*
Myniggathatwasdeep
i meant his past experiences so did*
Sesquipedaisy
The phrasing just makes it sound like s/he no longer has a life, though. Maybe "what kind of life have you lead"?
Myniggathatwasdeep
no fak you
photony