DrMichaelMcQueeferton
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Mar 24, 2019 8:31 AM
DrMichaelMcQueeferton
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nxrble
Thank you for sharing this, Dr. McQ
metryboyJ
Is that the Korn album for his profile pic?
HippieMoosen
Dat title tho!
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Wholesome post at 530am w/ me, sitting on the crapper after an almost 11hr work day? Noice.
db22
"OH SHIT, IT'S A GHOST, RUN!!!"
yelseW
My sisters make a wish was to meet Rolf Harris...
Sageypie
So basically, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h98YPHubqvg
Watjalukinat
Make-A-Wish is for critical illnesses not terminal. My niece will be going to Disney for her 4yo birthday very soon. She had Retinoblastoma.
Watjalukinat
She is cancer free now, she did end up losing her left eye.
SlamdogKillionaire
Meet the Red Sox?! Haha what an idiot. Everyone knows you wish for 3 more wishes.
Walmartstallwithnolock
Of course they do. You're that kid who pees bacon.
social21431415
I had the Red Sox catcher come see me in the hospital and see set me up to see a game with box seats, run the bases, and throw 1st pitch.
Counterfit
Which catcher?
social21431415
Eddie Taubensee
social21431415
Who is a Cincinati Reds catcher haha... didn’t read closely enough on the team
sinbinrugger
I would have wished to go to Australia with my family. Still have never been and always wanted to go there.
HoboTerry
Quicken up that death thing there in the outback.
sinbinrugger
What do I have to lose right!?
zWERG
I’m high and I read that as “Red Foxx”. “This the big one. Hear that Elizabeth. I’m coming”.
Travellightly85
Isnt Red Foxx a porn Star?
RADICALFREEDOM
Red October standing by
Counterfit
*shtanding
sunfried
Most of the kids who get wishes from Make-A-Wish aren't terminal, they're just having a shitty illness.
PostMoThoin
So dysentery then?
Alfa799
My nephew had leukemia at 5 years old and went to Disney World. He is now 25 and married and expecting his first child.
mayeltheanima
Usually they have to be signed off by the doctor to be well enough to go out and do something like this.
akducks2
Friend in middle school did her make-a-wish after she was in remission. Just how scheduling worked out (she went to Disneyland)
WillJeSuis
If I have a cold, can I get a wish?
rezpawner
You can wish for a speedy recovery!
WellIMightWantAFreeSample
It's not gonna get granted, though
OhhHaiMark
As opposed to one of those hunky dory fun illnesses?
avianidiot
I mean chicken pox is shitty but leukemia is probably a different kind of shitty.
AnimeFanAddict
Many of the kids I've worked with at Make-A-Wish events don't come back next year... It's really sad, they don't deseve to be ill so young.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
It’s because they got better, right? Right?!?
WillJeSuis
Nah. They just didn't enjoy the experience then rated 1/10 and never went back to them "Worst experience ever"
ThePastmaster
I read about one kid who has his first wish denied. He wanted to see a real nuke. His second was for an ice cream or something like that.
Camelspotting
If they let him you'd suddenly see a bunch of Russian kids getting sick.
AirKeytar
Was this kid a short kinda chubby Asian with a Korean accent?
ThePastmaster
XD No.
windchild
Real nuke? NYC for a decommissioned one
ThePastmaster
No, like a "real live" one.
Schmuck4hire
I always assumed that Make-A-Wish was for kids who were running out of time, so when the foundation came to my sister briefly after 1/
Schmuck4hire
she was admitted to hospital I got very tense. 2/2
WhichIsIt
That’s when they call in a priest
Boon0
Then a nurse kissed her forehead.
MidnightLibrarian
For girls. For boys it's after anesthesia.
HaramBe4any1else
WhatEvenIsNAFTA
Proletariats
This is true. They sent my nephew with his family after he recovered (three years after) from open heart surgery to Disney world.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Am I terrible for just thinking about all the rides that say don’t ride if you have a heart condition?
Proletariats
He was five when he got to go.
FormerlySable
I don’t think any of the kids’ rides have that warning.
lookingOknaked
Yeah, that's why it's called Make-A-Wish, not Make-Possibly-Your-Last-Wish.
spoonninja
fuck possibly, "make your last wish" is more functional and creepy, double win
dietluigi
Or "Last-Request"
mondeca
That's not the ONLY reason it's not called that, but yeah.
DrMichaelMcQueeferton
Yeah that’s the other one “say your prayers”
NicoloMoretti
Or 'Make-A-Different-Wish-We-Can't-Do-That'
wadatahmydamie
Huh HAH! Huh HAH! - Jimmy Carr
RePete21
That's what they should have done when that kid asked to meet the Ghostbusters.
Waaahmbulance
Didn’t they get the wrong Drake too
NothingIsShocking
Never happened. It’s a fake story from a satire site no one bothered to news check.
DickPicEnthusiast
That was fucking hilarious
CheesMasterFury
They could have had Bill, Dan, Ernie, and Harold show up in Ghost Busters gear.
BahamutBBob
Not so much Harold.