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This one is the most relate able, had a woman come in looking for limes, when i informed her we were out of limes after checking with the guy working in produce she essentially said something along these lines.
PortugueseGeese
Hey this is my comic. How is that OC?
DogmeatIsAGoodDog
It's a real letdown when they say they're never coming back but then you see their ugly mug the next week.
BigAZNMan
Have you become empathetic to serial killers and any murderous villain ever? If not, just give it a few days.
lerzz
Have been on imgur a month, still don't understand fonts
FromDenmarkWithHate
It's NOT that bad!! I have 99.999% happy, loyal and smiling customers where I work.
mugglessuck
I somewhat liked people before I worked in retail.
FourLettersInLength
I had faith in humanity, now i believe we should have a nuclear war.
Polygrammar
A woman once lost her phone, accused me of stealing it, bitched to my manager for 30 minutes, and after I found it, he kicked her out.
OldAceMerrillUsesDynamite
Did you find it in your pocket?
Rifneno
I know you guys can't so whenever I hear another customer do that "no price tag so its free lol" bit, I very dramatically roll my eyes.
BYERE
Had to refuse a guy one time, and he flipped his shit and started arguing with me, in the end I told him to piss off. Boss called me into 1/
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his office after the guy phoned to complain. I explained the situation and my boss, who was in hysterics, told me not to do it again :P
goodbicycle
+1 but come back when you've done 13 years of that and so many other fucking dumb things "valued customers" will do to or around you.
MrChickekek
Strostkovy
Metalshops are really bad about trying to get rid of customers whose jobs they don't want to do.
KawaNyx
I havent worked retail but I've done customer service at call centers. Same reaction. "K"
Sasuhol
I had a bad experience with Chick-fil-A. I will not go back there, nor will I recommend it to anyone. Plus they are horrible around here.
everyoneACTUALLYlikesmycomments
Things I constantly wonder what happened. 1. What happened to the "golden rule" we were taught? 2. Throwing a fit doesn't get you your way?
PloppyTheSlopper
I once had a customer 'threaten' to throw his own faulty 360 console in a river, because in his eyes I wasn't being helpful enough... Okaaay
HipsterFett
Did you check in the coconut? I bet somebody put a lime in there.
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Royoffinland
See at the psychiatric ward!
Royoffinland
You, I meant you. And this is your fault and I'm not coming here ever again!
KCBeard
I work in the back room, it's not as bad and the pay is a bit better. My soul is barely hanging on though.
ChetTheRocketStedman
I loved watching the optimism, and somewhat naïveté, of new employees gradually change to cold, bitter cynicism when I was still in retail.
ReposterCallerOuterMan
it really isn't OC....but you and I both know you know that it wasn't OC
FourLettersInLength
I mean, i made the meme myself, and the stories are my own, the only non OC is the comic which is credited in the comic so...
PortugueseGeese
Yeah dawg thats my comic. I do appreciate you reposting it so it gets back on front page tho, so thanks lol
JackBurtonME
I'll never shop here again!
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MagicalMorpheme
Yep.
eith467
Said something along these limes
Spiderkeegan
sammavet
touche
FourLettersInLength
+1 for pun-tastic
Julietonfire
Everyone should do time in retail.
CpaoV
1 year here... that's what it took for me to fully understand the wonders of the customer front...
ThylacineThatCominAMileAway
I would like to believe people who lose their shit like that genuinely don't realize how they appear to others.
BattyWhack
They dont. Conflict resolution teaches to blatantly look at people when they're angry and state your observations ("your yelling"). It works
Mistruths
You're using the wrong word.
ThylacineThatCominAMileAway
After a decade in sales I would say a good 80% are just assholes at their core.
Wastyvez
Been on both sides, hate the self-righteousness. Yes sometimes customers are dicks, but often employees are shit and self-entitled as well
FlightRisk3154
Yup, couple of days ago a colleague told a customer we couldn't look for something because it could be in a single trolley of clothing that
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Needed hanging. Argued with her for about 5-10 minutes. In the meantime I asked somebody else to check for it and by the time I had (2)
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Walked 30m maximum the product had been found. The guy is an arrogant lazy cunt. Glad he handed in his notice.
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I kinda make it my mission to get lazy pieces of shit fired by telling the manager every thing they dont do, because i dont care if you>
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SatansFurryJamHats
6 months? You poor bastard, you have no idea what's coming. One day you'll deal with someone who is so dumb, so rude, that you truly (1)
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believe that they are the worst of humanity and that you have seen the lowest depths of society. But a week or so later you'll realize (2)
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that you were so very wrong and there is no bottom rung of society. It just keeps going down. (3)
ThePerfectGif
My boss once told one of these women, "Good. There's the door." And as she was at the door, said just loud enough for her to hear, "Cunt."
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Her face was priceless, and after screaming at me about her late fees for a half hour, I can say she honestly deserved it.
FlibbertyJibbet
So this was at a library :o you'd think having the books for so long meant shed be a bit more eloquent
ThePerfectGif
Nope, not a library. Commenter after you actually guessed right.
ThePerfectGif
Nope, not a library. Commenter after you actually guessed right.
ThePerfectGif
Nope, not a library. Commenter after you actually guessed right.