Floofs with slow responses

Jan 22, 2016 5:10 PM

glittertitz

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Floofs with slow response

Huh? What?

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My fav is the cat with the balloon. That reaction is amazing.

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Slow reflexes or dramatic entrance

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Still better response times than in imgur servers

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the dog tried to play it off like he caught the ball

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Well this post made me squeal like a little girl in public. It's a good day to be a dude. +1

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Reflexes like a floof

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His balloon. :'(

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I fucking love maru

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Agreed! Even lagging Maru is friggin' adorable.

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"Haaa. Wait oh shi... RUN!" - cat laying on lab.

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This is why I come to Imgur

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#5 got me

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Holy shit that cat was so shocked it turned into a dog!

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The first 2 I was like these are lovely ca...DOGS??!! I had similar reactions to any of the ones shown above when they turned around.

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I thought it said find me on the sofa for free cat hair.

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French girls to be drawn are thatta way

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MOAR!

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#8

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Can't decide which one is my favorite

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Actors getting shot in a b rated movie..

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No more books! *throws book*

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Could have sworn the first one was a cat until he turned around

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slow response time floof is my spirit animal.....

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Is that a real mouse in #3? Also, looks like its on a bed. I would give my cat a mouse, but not in the bed.

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It's Tiger from An American Tail

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That's what I thought!

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That last one... WhhaaĆ”?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It looks so offended

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I imagined owner: "I ate your cheese" Mouse: "you did what?"

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I really hope we get these to the front page, Op. They're fantastic!

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I'm a Front Page virgin... Be gentle pls

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The bandwidth on these animals sure is lagging

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The fainting cats always make me sad.

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WHY? WHAT HAPPENED?

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I believe they had a bad neurological condition and died.

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Yeah, I saw it... So sad :'(

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Why do those kittens just fall over stiff legged

10 years ago | Likes 601 Dislikes 3

drunk

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It was a form of seizure and they died not long after that video was taken.

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I thought it was a Kill Bill move or something

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Oh gosh. You haven't been on here long have you? Because they have some life-threatening disease like every other animal with a weird trait.

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Yeah, they did actually. They died. Read the article, it explains a lot.

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I know. I wasn't being sarcastic. This has been reposted many times.

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High ping

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HPB

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Because you didn't use a question mark.

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ded

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Where will you be when the Nip kicks in?

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1. Myotonia congenita, sudden sounds (like a clap or snap of fingers) cause the muscles to seize/paralyze. More commonly known w/...

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2..'fainting goats' on the interwebs. Moar here - http://www.catster.com/the-scoop/the-real-story-behind-the-famous-fainting-kittens

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Is that anything like the Jumping Frenchmen of Maine syndrome?

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:-( Rest peacefully, sweet boys.

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Oh noes :(

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Nooo, the full story is even more crushing than I thought

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Well shit...

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Damnit, now I'm sad. :(

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Now I'm sad. But thank you for sharing +1

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Well that'll teach me to want to learn more about something

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2. as buttfartitis, a commonly known form of jinglebutticannoteven. It is a deadly epidemic which has no cure, and has the world in fear.

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The kitties did die though...

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You get points for commitment to the bit, hard to pull of absurd and be funny. BUT YOU DID IT MY FRIEND! YAY!

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I laughed so hard at this! idk why. +1

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10 years ago (deleted Oct 23, 2022 10:11 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

You might....MIGHT...be on to something.

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You could say that they are catatonic

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You motherfucker

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This deserves sooooo many more upvotes!!!!

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I burst out laughing so... +1

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Why do roaches always die lying on their backs?

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Their legs extend causing them to flip over

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Wasn't looking for a legit answer but thanks, I didn't know that :)

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Because it is the cutest thing possible.

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until you know the truth

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IIRC, they're on anaesthetic after coming home from the vet.

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Both of them died shortly after the video was taken

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Anaesthetic won't cause that. It will make them loopy and clumsy, but it won't cause muscle seizures like that.

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I must be remembering something else then.

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Looks like he kicks the other one over "play along stupid"

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Kind of reminds me of diving into a prone position in MGS for some reason.

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they both legit died from the paralytic muscle condition they had. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAkK7kjn91k#t=44

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:(

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What's with those two kittens that just fell over? That was hilarious and concerning.

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"Fainting Goat Syndrome" lolz

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Aw they are dead now. I has a sad. RIP

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I love the cat and dog- chilling till they realize who they're chilling with.

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"Ah, this is the life." -Cat; "Was that the doorbell?!" -Dog

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My guess is doorbell. But its not as fun to imagine.

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I'd like to bet someone came through a front or back door and got the dog's attention.

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The dog: "Did you just fart!!??"

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"Ah, this is the life." -Cat; "Was that the doorbell?!" -Dog

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MASS HYSTERIA!

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Tell him about the Twinkie.

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Love your username Lyra Silvertongue

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That one's my fav too

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Op's, they're just like us!

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It's like Joey and Ross napping in Friends.

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Watching friends now

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Good decision

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Always is

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I think the cat farted. You can see his but move.

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Cat: "Remember that time we bought that boat..." Dog: "WHAT BOAT?" Cat: "Oshit wrong wife"

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Man I just stared at a cats butt for ten minutes and I can't tell if you're serious or not.

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I feel like they heard food

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Gold. These are all gold.

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These are actually a collection of image files classified as "GIFs"

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so are you buddy

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These are gold, Jerry, GOLD!!

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I lub dub you too

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10 years ago (deleted May 15, 2016 10:09 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I wubba lubba dub dub this post

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Automatically received +1 from me upon seeing catdog :D

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That one is my fav too <3 kish kish

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Actually they're gifs, all of them.

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Literal comment is literal

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*mild snorts*

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