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Natural selection
Animal need money too
Heavy guy tax
keikomoondragon
Damn, where did some of these assholes get their acting skills from? Infomercials?
Lobuttomize
A lot of these people must not think much of doctors
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Love #8. Right before lying down the second time, "Could you pull forward a little please?"
Magicmat
What arseholes, especially that idiot that broke the windscreen with his head. Almost want them to get hurt badly but then they er, win?!
VarthGaydar
#9 must be a soccer player's mom.
SpringToMyWinter
These are exactly why the dash cam is there.
EVERYB0DYP00PS
#4 is my new favorite thing
coolguy4206969
Good thing we had a circle larger than the gif
EggsBenDick
I needed it to remember where to look.
LandSquidLuchador
Slipping Jimmy at it again
JustAnotherImgurAsshole
Fuck these people, and all their kind. You have to be a special kind of asshole to pull this kind of shit.
69thStPepper
And I'm buying a dashcam
Fionk
I love how in #2 the driver just looks at the guy like, "Get out of the road motherfucker."
Deanscream
Get a dash cam, keep a fish bat in your car.
nowinsituation
If you have a camera, just drive over them....say you couldn't stop in time...no crime, no criminal...
StoryTelling
"Oh no I couldn't stop in time he jump out of no where bo ho ho" how's that did that sound believable?
Judgejedge
I don't think #5 was insurance fraud as much as it was a suicide attempt
swatz
Exactly what I was coming to say. That car was moving pretty fast!
megagreg
A lot of them looked like they were diving head first under the car. Seems like a bad way to end up with an insurance payout.
swatz
Yeah, but that guy seemed to be moving pretty fast compared to the others!
Spleadal
Solid dashcams are only like $100 on Amazon
Shumani
Seriously? I got mine for about $35
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
Yeah I think my brother got his for like 40-60? and its got a great quality picture, plus can store two weeks of footage.
Hellofromseattlewa
This has never happened to me..
Cavemango
I kept watching the animal one thinking how weird it was that so many deers were running into the car.
GadenKerensky
I don't understand that one. Was it trying to fight? I think it lost.
Cavemango
Maybe, like when birds attack windows. Can deer be suicidal?
GadenKerensky
Plenty of motorists seem to think so.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
#5 Jesus fucking Christ
JiffyDealer
The penalty for doing this needs to be 10x higher than someone accidentally hitting you.
RamsesMCMXCI
Some of these are suicide attempts, so they need psychiatric help
PrisonDonkey
Or to just be successful
RamsesMCMXCI
ungalin
I feel like I need a dash cam now. I would be so angry.
IsweartoGodLinda
Seriously I hope each and every one of these morons got paralyzed, imprisoned, and abandoned by their friends and family, slowly dying alone
Taunimation
I like the varying levels of commitment
Keith171
I like to think that all these clips are all just one guy being very unlucky.
Moonhoof
And that ladies is why my car has cameras EVERYWHERE.
RafterEH
Said the faketaxi driver.
GeorgeHWBushsGhost
Those people have some strong patience. It would take everything for me to resist beating the living shit out of those people.
Shumani
You think they would've gotten up and run if the drivers had gotten out with a metal pipe?
GeorgeHWBushsGhost
At least with one of the gifs all the driver did was step out in front of the car and the guy ran so there's that.
GadenKerensky
Ever watched 'Stop a Douchebag'? So many AKs...
CanadianFurr
Ah yes...now I need to see if they have any new videos.
GadenKerensky
I think they do.
CanadianFurr
Woo! Cya later, life! If I don't come back, send a search party!
FearMeMeow
That last one though. The driver went for the kill.
ProphetOfGaben
That was so satisfying I had to save it
RedCharlie
Good. Fuck these cunts.
lurkerevolutioncomplete
Either that or if some crazy mofo jump on my hood fight/run Instinct would kick in, but in this case its fight/car
riddmkidd
It could be the driver panicked and his leg stiffened on the accelerator, your honor...
Shumani
I think they were road-raging at each other before the idiot jumped on his hood.
Jess105804
Driver was like "HOW ABOUT I JUST ACTUALLY HIT YOU THEN?! HOW ABOUT THAT BITCH!"
ChuckHarrison
Some of these could be suicide attempts
StarryNightsInCanada
Most cars aren't going fast enough to be killed. Broken bones or head trauma? Watch they become vegetables instead of getting insurance $
Theglidingdutchman
A lot of these are suicide attempts.
giraffesarentreal
I think when they go under the car yes, because chances are you aren't surviving that
Ravenwing14
Man up and do it yourself. You want to kill yourself, your business, but don't give someone else the trauma of doing it for you.
anightlurker
Fine, kill yourself without involving other people. So selfish!
nachtgeist
*are
Bollramm
Oh yeah? Happy to help them then!
ZachCoates
Exactly what I was thinking
ishouldnotwritemyusernameinalllowercasewhoopsidid
Yeah people lying down in front of a buses aren't thinking about insurance money
GoodGameYoungLad
But in hindsight it seems like a really inefficient way to kill yourself
ishouldnotwritemyusernameinalllowercasewhoopsidid
you can see In this one the only thing that saves her is the bus's brakes and the drivers reaction time.
TheFemgurianCandidate
Jesus just take some pills. This is too much work!
PirateFroglet
And a sad attempt to drag someone else into pain and anguish with them. Assholes.
nachtgeist
Suicide is inherently selfish.
CaptSheffield
Pills don't get any money.
chesspuss
Statistically, pills are the reason why female suicide attempts are so much less likely to succeed.
lurkerevolutioncomplete
Like #8
snowfork
And #5
IHaveATacoBellSign
I'm pretty sure he got his wish.
PoppinLochNessHopster
"Did you hear a bump?" "nah"
snowfork
The term "throwing you under the bus" and "taking one for the team" came from somewhere. Hopefully not the same situation.
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
naw. If you want to kill yourself, you go to a faster road where people cant brake.
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dirtymanwhore
Just because they're commuting suicide doesn't mean they're not rational.
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
I get the feeling you don't have much experience with this.
RedBeardedTrucker
#18 So satisfying.
Quitipher
At the end you can see his flattened arm.
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Dude got more than what he was bargaining for.
happykamper
"you want insurance claim? Here ya go!"
daiya1
So terrifying. Yeah, he was completely in the wrong but the driver seemed like they were too at the end...yikes.
daiya1
Haha wow, I guess a broken window in exchange for a wheelchair seems like a fair exchange to you guys.
wiseidiot9
Context of this was that guy in red and friend we're harrassing driver and driver sped off, fearing for his life. Driver wasn't charged.
simsom4343
Thank you man, that is even better to hear
notdeanwinchester
Good. Fuck these people