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HighFunctioningSociopath221B
SometimesIdontwanttolaugh
Lucky you.
Laxeey
The girl I kidnapped and had in my basement for the past 20 years also makes me feel like life is great.
squip
"Back in the cervix I was semen, first class!" - Jim Carrey
EdibleStupidity
Happy birthday!
mustachebeardedguy
She looks so happy
Edro20
Happy Birthday! We are the same age BTW.
homohuman
Beautiful smile, is she single?
ChickyKA
Congratulations!
SanKa13
Does the sailor guy know?
nofaithleft
happy birthday OP!
HandsomeJack19
Navy beans, navy beans, meatloaf sandwich
vesuviusfurnace
"You had me at tri-care" lol congrats bud!
neos501
Congrats on the relationship, and fortitude you both share. You're a lucky dude.
chimpo64
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modsquad0
I am
Rayz901
Congrats man
modsquad0
Thanks Ray
mezaway
That smile tho!
SamArt53
So, you were in the navy when you married... how long were you in? What was your rating? The navy can be tough on marriages.
modsquad0
24 years. DKC(SW)
SamArt53
I guess our tours didn’t overlap... unless you went in before 1975. Thanks for your service Chief!
teran85
modsquad0
Yea Fuck yeah
FeelMoreLikeIdoRightNowThanIdidAwhileAgo
AndytheDorkPunkGotBanned
ToastedFreak
I would totally go back in time and take her out to the drive-in. Congrats OP!
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
I would totally swipe right on her
modsquad0
She read this and smiled and asked “what’s that mean”
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
Was making a modern reference to dating by saying "swipe right" in reference to the dating app tinder haha
Thereisnocureforbeingacunt
I’m 51. Thank Jebus! Finally, someone actually older than me here....also, congratulations and shit.
FormerlySable
There are dozens of us here! Dozens!
kennolan3576
Older than you. I'm 64
SamArt53
Congrats! Over half your life. I’m there also. 65/34 married. My wife’s not there yet. Almost 76/34. We’ll get there. So will you.
modsquad0
Atta boy
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
commanderpanic
modsquad0
It CAN happen
OstrichBecky
Today is my 31th birthday :) happy birthday to you, my birthday twin!
modsquad0
You me and Arnold
SnailAU
31th? happy birthday anyway bud
OstrichBecky
english is a foreign lingo to me, my dude
imsmallfry
That is sooo cute, cograts
NachoPete
Too bad she married that sailor.
iamtumlingen
Giggles
Useroffline
I thought the sailor was the girl
modsquad0
She was. We met in Charleston SC. Those marriages never last.
notafan89
This guy gets it
pennarsson
ActionJohnnie
Navy blues with the Marine bib on the pants front.
modsquad0
13 times she could say no
urtiere
*seaman*
LikeTheGuardianButForReal
Alright children next time I’ll sing you a song explaining the different between semen and sea people
Rijtjeshuis
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
She loves seamen
SamArt53
“A good marriage is when BOTH people in the marriage think they got the better end of the deal!”
runswithchickens
Well my marriage is fucked then
spazpod
Thank you
OrionRed
Clinically, it's when the husband simply adores the wife, seeing no flaws, while the wife accepts him "warts and all."
modsquad0
You down vote but....yea
modsquad0
One has to settle right?
TeleportingDonkeys
So you are saying I really am hopeless.... sigh
k4FoodSmasher
Who said that?
IGetWetDreamsAboutTonyStark
SamArt53 did, can't you read?
SamArt53
Funny. I don’t know when I heard it, but it was at least 25 years ago.
ChrisWsrn
Good advice. Ill keep that in mind.
FormerlySable
It’s true. Hubby thinks he married up in every sense. He’s the real keeper.
modsquad0
I did
Planktonini
I’ve been married for 11 years and I endorse this message.
modsquad0
Some of us, somehow, get lucky
FormerlySable
It’s not luck. It’s choice. Most women thought my hubby was just too geeky. He’s VERY geeky, but I knew he was also kind, generous, ...(1/2)
FormerlySable
...honest, hardworking, & funny. I am the envy of many acquaintances—but only because I looked past the dork factor.
deathdealer687
I'm coming up on 8 and also agree.
Blue5679
Like AvE where he calls his wife "my better three fourths", it's always a really sweet thing to hear especially coming from him
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
Skookum choocher
SamArt53
I’ve said my wife is my better 2/3 rds for years. I didn’t come up with it (duh), but I also don’t know where I first heard it. Who is AvE?
Blue5679
He's a machinist on youtube and he tests quite a lot of tools