Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair

Jul 27, 2026 12:49 PM

Randomice

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Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen waxen.

red_head_monday

rhm

Her poor shower drain...

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I miss my hair being as it was... thanks COVID.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

"What did I ever do to you to deserve this?" -shower drain

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I've seen a couple of nice non-redheaded examples of this too.

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1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Long hair is long

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From there to here and here to there all black and brown and covered with hair...

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You say you want long beautiful hair, and then summer comes...

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

💯

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The heat, the extra effort cleaning, as a guy trying to catch up on all the styling information and experience you never were exposed to, the terrifying moments the dog has somehow accidentally swallowed your hair and is panicking because only half the length is out, the cleaning up poop off the carpet because the dog thought butt scooting would get it out...

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm aware some stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair,
Some really despair of my hair.
But I don't care,
Cause they're not aware,
Nor are they debonaire.
In fact, they're just square.

They see hair down to there,
Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear!
I say, "No fair!"
A head that's bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to there.
Or to there, if you dare!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair!
In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astair got no hair,
Nor does a chair,
Nor nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!

So now that I've shared this affair of the hair,
I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thought she had a front butt for a second

1 month ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 3

It took me way too long to figure this out

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me too! Thought “what in the AI hell is going on?”

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Took me a lot longer than a sec

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Give me down to there, hair, shoulder length or longer?

1 month ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Here, baby, there, mama
Everywhere, daddy, daddy

1 month ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Haaaaaaaiiiiiiiiirrrrrr. Flow it. Show it. Long as God can grow it, my hair.

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Oh, say, can you see?
My eyes, if you can
Then my hair's too short

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Where are all the gingermen?

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1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

My celebrity doppelganger when I had same beard and hair

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perfection.

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