The heat, the extra effort cleaning, as a guy trying to catch up on all the styling information and experience you never were exposed to, the terrifying moments the dog has somehow accidentally swallowed your hair and is panicking because only half the length is out, the cleaning up poop off the carpet because the dog thought butt scooting would get it out...
I'm aware some stare at my hair. In fact, to be fair, Some really despair of my hair. But I don't care, Cause they're not aware, Nor are they debonaire. In fact, they're just square.
They see hair down to there, Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear! I say, "No fair!" A head that's bare is really nowhere. So be like a bear, be fair with your hair! Show it you care. Wear it to there. Or to there. Or to there, if you dare!
My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare. Did I care? Au contraire! Spare hair is fair! In fact, hair can be rare. Fred Astair got no hair, Nor does a chair, Nor nor a chocolate eclair, And where is the hair on a pear? Nowhere, mon frere!
So now that I've shared this affair of the hair, I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
Her poor shower drain...
BlindPiranha
I miss my hair being as it was... thanks COVID.
Poppypoppoppop
"What did I ever do to you to deserve this?" -shower drain
Evenmoreuselessname
EroticZombiePants
I've seen a couple of nice non-redheaded examples of this too.
cannibl4
Tungsten
Long hair is long
Unknownhost7
From there to here and here to there all black and brown and covered with hair...
ShearingBlizzard
You say you want long beautiful hair, and then summer comes...
Pikkupanda
💯
MisterFluffi
The heat, the extra effort cleaning, as a guy trying to catch up on all the styling information and experience you never were exposed to, the terrifying moments the dog has somehow accidentally swallowed your hair and is panicking because only half the length is out, the cleaning up poop off the carpet because the dog thought butt scooting would get it out...
stoots24
I'm aware some stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair,
Some really despair of my hair.
But I don't care,
Cause they're not aware,
Nor are they debonaire.
In fact, they're just square.
They see hair down to there,
Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear!
I say, "No fair!"
A head that's bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to there.
Or to there, if you dare!
stoots24
My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair!
In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astair got no hair,
Nor does a chair,
Nor nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!
So now that I've shared this affair of the hair,
I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?
magentasponge
Thought she had a front butt for a second
Zetor
It took me way too long to figure this out
TexMexHex
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MG13OWx4dHh0NHM1Nm56dTNuZDhubjV1aWM4bDQ3dmcyNXdiZWxjbCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/dt5wUdCvLWQghI7xqy/200w.webp
enderite
Me too! Thought “what in the AI hell is going on?”
Dybidude5
Took me a lot longer than a sec
Raventhief
Give me down to there, hair, shoulder length or longer?
TimVergeer
Here, baby, there, mama
Everywhere, daddy, daddy
Randomice
Haaaaaaaiiiiiiiiirrrrrr. Flow it. Show it. Long as God can grow it, my hair.
Thespookmastergeneral
Oh, say, can you see?
My eyes, if you can
Then my hair's too short
AbsoluteKilljoy
Where are all the gingermen?
Randomice
Here are a few: /gallery/more-red-headed-celebrities-last-monday-j23Gr65
Randomice
More: /gallery/more-redhead-monday-ladies-this-time-m4LIhE5
fskn
thedtp
Fuckimgurcunts
My celebrity doppelganger when I had same beard and hair
AbsoluteKilljoy
Perfection.