I mean, kicking out a bunch of undocumented immigrants is one. One could do some gymnastics to say that he cut the budget. They are all terrible, but there are a few. I think it’s extra funny that there are a few examples and still couldn’t think of one!
Like I said: gymnastics. That dude could’ve said DOGE cut a lot of spending, which was immediately true. Their cuts were insane, caused chaos, and will end up costing more long term - but Mr MAGA could’ve at least come up with that instead of nothing.
I’m actually starting to doubt these gotcha videos are real. Any FOX News watcher would have plenty of canned responses seared into their brain - accurate or not.
He wears the uniform of the tiny penis clan. So, he's got the stomach to speak like trump, but other than that his tiny penis prevents intelligent communication.
"One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back."
I will give them this one: The big piece of shit bill that's in congress right now includes his promise to end taxes on tips and overtime. It's the only thing I agree with in the bill, and it's made irrelevant by the increased taxes people who work overtime and earn tips are going to have to pay anyways.
I kinda remember hearing him promising to deport the hardcore criminal immigrants FIRST. Well, he probably got a few baddies, the rest are open season now.
But those are the worst! They’re stealing red blooded Americans’ jobs! You know, the very ones that NO ONE actually wants to do, at least nit without it being $15/hr with protections and whatnot involved (irony considering they’re cheering for deregulation of labor enforcement).
I got that vibe a lot when my parents forced me to go to church. When I pointed out the rest of the story being tailored to the flock I was told to ignore it. I did enjoy the look on my dads face when they were doing the 10 commandments story and I pointed out the part "I love this part! Moses kills all these folks for breaking the rules he hasn't told them about yet!"
It’s easy for these stupid fuckers to fall into the trump cult because a lot of them are in the christian cult already. They live through blind faith. Literally. It’s how I was raised, to never question the teachings of the church even if they don’t make sense, because god is mysterious and we must blindly follow his ways even if we don’t understand them. That’s how they treat politics. That’s why there’s so much cognitive dissonance in MAGA.
This right here is why I find religion to be harmful. Was it Voltaire who said "those who came make you believe in absurdities can make you commit atrocities." We've seen it time and time again. "Manifest Destiny" is just a fancy word for murder.
Yeah, and the Christian faith is often taught as "might makes right". God is good even if telling his people to kill babies because god is the most powerful, so if god said it's what they should do then it's right. If the devil could beat god, and take control over heaven and hell, sending anyone who didn't worship the devil to hell but sending all those who do worship the devil to heaven, how many Christians would then worship the devil? It's not about ethics or morals, but power and reward.
Yeah, I was raised Catholic and I think Catholics are generally a little more casual about faith (and are more tradition driven) compared to a lot of the Evangelicals and stuff, but there were still some zealots. I remember my high school religion teacher freaking the fuck out when I said I thought abortion was fine if it was necessary to save the life of the mother. Hated that lady. She was always mad at me for something.
He's going to absolutely destroy the economy and they're going to be wallowing in misery blaming anyone but Trump. I hate these spiteful bastards. It's all spite. There's no reason for them to support this bag of crap except to stand on one side so they can throw rocks at the other side. That's all they stand for. Stupid ass Hatfield & McCoy mentality.
The INSTANT they start speaking it's like I'm transported back to when my boys were little and they were trying to lie to me. Every mannerism, speech pattern and bold faced denial of reality are exactly how children try to get away with something they know is wrong.
These people exist as followers, bootlickers, ass kissers, whatever you want to call them, believing they are going to be given some kind of compensation, preferential treatment, or a free ticket to the rapture. When they finally get shit on and it sinks in that they were used like a wad of Charmin, they cry rivers about how wrong they were and how sorry they are, wishing they could change their decision. Too fucking bad now, zero sympathy. Suffer with the rest of us that made an attempt.
I'm not sure why people hate these captions so much. Personally i don't care either way but there seems to be such a hatred for them that i don't understand. Technically they are done in such a way that you can read them faster, i've seen studies about how if text is centered and replaced you can read it faster. Is it a habit thing? like its new and people don't like them because they like other kinds?
SmashySashimi
[Jeopardy music swells]
ToSisPoS
One
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Subtitles
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Voice
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SerialChickenLover
That guy’s just there for the vibes, and the vibes are pure hatred of people not like him.
cactuskid1956
They all are...rather ruin country for everyone
rubypilgrim
He said he was gonna
silentjay01
Bro knows he can't come right out and say he is happy non-whites are being hurt & deported.
DukeDarkwood
Doesn't even bother him that whites are, too. As long as it isn't him, he doesn't care one bit.
When it IS him,... he will still mostly not care.
MrsHowVeryDareYou
I mean, kicking out a bunch of undocumented immigrants is one. One could do some gymnastics to say that he cut the budget. They are all terrible, but there are a few. I think it’s extra funny that there are a few examples and still couldn’t think of one!
CombatWombatBlend
Hasn't the budget gone up tho...
MrsHowVeryDareYou
Like I said: gymnastics. That dude could’ve said DOGE cut a lot of spending, which was immediately true. Their cuts were insane, caused chaos, and will end up costing more long term - but Mr MAGA could’ve at least come up with that instead of nothing.
I’m actually starting to doubt these gotcha videos are real. Any FOX News watcher would have plenty of canned responses seared into their brain - accurate or not.
DandyLion23
You could argue he didn't. He said he would deport the worst of the worst and he's deporting Home Depot day laberors.
Emjayen
He knows, but he also knows to not say it aloud.
bigguywhokills
Does it start with 'r' and rhyme with "racism"?
CelestialSea
Oh they CAN name things he promised and then did, they just don't want to admit that's why they voted for him.
mypylon
He wears the uniform of the tiny penis clan. So, he's got the stomach to speak like trump, but other than that his tiny penis prevents intelligent communication.
Yellowchopsticks
He wants to say "he made it okay to be racist again" but he also know it's not so he can't say it.
EasierToPrayWhenIMasturbate
Hold his nose in the dog shit. It's the only way for these people
hyperchondriac
"He is arrogant and contemptuous of those with less privilege, just like me."
putcleverusernamehere
"One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back."
Carl Sagan
ThomasTheWankEnglne
one of them sarah palin gotcha questions. didnt realize i was gonna be grilled on the hard questions!
xmaneds
and this guy had 8 years to prepare, from 2017 until 2025
thomn8r
I was told there would not be fact-checking
249bE35thSt
“You caught me off guard there.” Twat.
MacAlba1314
CaldariBob
Wow, not even one? Even I could truthfully say that he delivered on the tax break for the ultra-wealthy in his first term. This guy just isn't trying.
HighSorcerer
I will give them this one: The big piece of shit bill that's in congress right now includes his promise to end taxes on tips and overtime. It's the only thing I agree with in the bill, and it's made irrelevant by the increased taxes people who work overtime and earn tips are going to have to pay anyways.
FlatPlutoSociety
Trump kept a ton of his promises. Just not the promises that he made to people with net works under eight figures.
xmaneds
omg you are right, the tax break for billionaires was a promise-kept
paynoattentiontousernames
Trump promised them it would be acceptable to be racist fucks, but this guy dont want to say that on TV
ChocolateCookieAndFudge
There is the ICE thing too. Kidnapping any coloured people. That he delivered.
DandyLion23
You could argue he didn't. He said he would deport the worst of the worst and he's deporting Home Depot day laberors.
faiah
I kinda remember hearing him promising to deport the hardcore criminal immigrants FIRST. Well, he probably got a few baddies, the rest are open season now.
Mmbear
To MAGA everyone with brown skin is the worst of the worst.
stayingalive4life
But those are the worst! They’re stealing red blooded Americans’ jobs! You know, the very ones that NO ONE actually wants to do, at least nit without it being $15/hr with protections and whatnot involved (irony considering they’re cheering for deregulation of labor enforcement).
ProChoiceBaby
His brain "well I say the N word a lot more comfortably"
ICantBelieveThisNeedsToBeSaid
Still waiting for the Wall to be built...and for Mexico to pay for it...and for him to release his healthcare plan two weeks from 254 weeks ago...
Idontcareatall62
mksu
It's literally just a feeling that they never question.
4etherling
He mirrors their bigotry. That's what is appealing about him to them.
Nightchime
It's the narrative.
PossiblyNotAGoblin
this is why trump just claims he did shit because they dont research for shit.
MapleSyrupMafia
Just like Mango Mussolini had a feeling that Iran had nukes.
OptimusPom
I got that vibe a lot when my parents forced me to go to church. When I pointed out the rest of the story being tailored to the flock I was told to ignore it. I did enjoy the look on my dads face when they were doing the 10 commandments story and I pointed out the part "I love this part! Moses kills all these folks for breaking the rules he hasn't told them about yet!"
SugarSmack
Art of the deal
GenesisNynja
It’s easy for these stupid fuckers to fall into the trump cult because a lot of them are in the christian cult already. They live through blind faith. Literally. It’s how I was raised, to never question the teachings of the church even if they don’t make sense, because god is mysterious and we must blindly follow his ways even if we don’t understand them. That’s how they treat politics. That’s why there’s so much cognitive dissonance in MAGA.
n0gal
This right here is why I find religion to be harmful. Was it Voltaire who said "those who came make you believe in absurdities can make you commit atrocities." We've seen it time and time again. "Manifest Destiny" is just a fancy word for murder.
DropDrop
Yeah, and the Christian faith is often taught as "might makes right". God is good even if telling his people to kill babies because god is the most powerful, so if god said it's what they should do then it's right. If the devil could beat god, and take control over heaven and hell, sending anyone who didn't worship the devil to hell but sending all those who do worship the devil to heaven, how many Christians would then worship the devil? It's not about ethics or morals, but power and reward.
mksu
Yeah, I was raised Catholic and I think Catholics are generally a little more casual about faith (and are more tradition driven) compared to a lot of the Evangelicals and stuff, but there were still some zealots. I remember my high school religion teacher freaking the fuck out when I said I thought abortion was fine if it was necessary to save the life of the mother. Hated that lady. She was always mad at me for something.
UserNamesArentEasy
He wanted to say the bring back slavery/deport the Mexicans. But he did t want to sound racist on camera.
TheHolyFatman
He gave you permission to be openly racist and bigoted. There we go! That's what you can't see to recall.
ApothecaryGrant
He's going to absolutely destroy the economy and they're going to be wallowing in misery blaming anyone but Trump. I hate these spiteful bastards. It's all spite. There's no reason for them to support this bag of crap except to stand on one side so they can throw rocks at the other side. That's all they stand for. Stupid ass Hatfield & McCoy mentality.
DukeDarkwood
They will wade hip-deep in mud, if it means they can push down the other people in the mud.
And if my mouth weren't such an ingrained goody two-shoes, I wouldn't be saying "mud".
slack3rdav3
oh he let out all the January 6th peaceful protesters!
TNSCLuotaMEa4fVN
He never has kept a promise to anyone!
Rips4w
The INSTANT they start speaking it's like I'm transported back to when my boys were little and they were trying to lie to me. Every mannerism, speech pattern and bold faced denial of reality are exactly how children try to get away with something they know is wrong.
midwestmikey
These people exist as followers, bootlickers, ass kissers, whatever you want to call them, believing they are going to be given some kind of compensation, preferential treatment, or a free ticket to the rapture. When they finally get shit on and it sinks in that they were used like a wad of Charmin, they cry rivers about how wrong they were and how sorry they are, wishing they could change their decision. Too fucking bad now, zero sympathy. Suffer with the rest of us that made an attempt.
Kazpur81S
Dumbfuck
2dogsfing
Not even one ? No ? Well no ragrets anyway , right ? Stupid is as stupid does , so …
TheDiscoVampire
Sebastopol140
Readable captions? Ah well no, he didn't deliver that either.
amskray68
? Those captions are spot on
MechKelly
Readable. A single word flashing each millisecond isn't readable.
Righteousdew
I kno
W
exbenedict
Exactly. This style needs to be burned with the fire of a 1000 novas
AgamemnonsMemes
I'm not sure why people hate these captions so much. Personally i don't care either way but there seems to be such a hatred for them that i don't understand. Technically they are done in such a way that you can read them faster, i've seen studies about how if text is centered and replaced you can read it faster. Is it a habit thing? like its new and people don't like them because they like other kinds?
euphoricopportunity
Depends on your eyes, for one. Give me eight or so words at a time, leave them up for a few seconds.
Dontstopbelever2000ismyfavoritesoap
We don't like them because they suck ass and should be burned in a 1000 novas
AgamemnonsMemes
okay