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TheWinterBagel
#45 Why haven't we invented a better type of vessel? I'm tired of half the glasses I own spilling like this. Every. Freaking. Time.
H3ml0ck1968
+1 for the incubus succubus joke ... made me snort out my coffee :D
UptownWitch
I knew there was a reason women weren’t given pockets. Down w/ the patriarchy.
AlexanderElcazorro
The Chavatar master of all four furnishings has a cockney accent and lives on the council estate...
DanFendi
As a resident of Grand Rapids, fair. I found a real estate scam in my city and tried to the press with it, the newspapers responded with 'no
DanFendi
one cares' since it was legal, but not moral. If we have a Batman here he needs to get to punching the villains soon.
OnlyMyHonestOpinion
#2 isn't that missing one "to do"?
Liwithekaleontherocks
#45 this! This was one of the more accurate adhd memes ive seen in a while xD
50m31AW
#6 @Miiaka is this why you rarely give yourself pockets?
Miiaka
Haha, of course! ??
FuzzyMedic
#39 The one in Florida, naked, drunk, fighting a lawn flamingo and losing.
geoffreyfourmyle
#29 goddammit, I sang along to the final comment
jherazob
#32 Unmute for full effect
swarthod
#33 I always think I want to smoke that shit and then knit that shit, but if I smoke too much I can't count my stitches right
CairoLen
Then just have a garter stitch scarf on the go all the time. kkkkkkkkkk turn kkkkkkkkkk turn. Screw counting.
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
#29 is it weird I read those lyrics to the tune of "do your balls hang low" ?
theothergirlEE
#10 He looks so happy!
zipbangcrash
Your phone is a trove of treasure, my friend. Thank you for adding some gems to mine!
lazerhosen
Best dump in a while. Viewed while pooping. Dump dump.
zipbangcrash
Aaand how!
ninjaguineapig
Top notch dump
SlaaneshiRightsFront
#24 Kinda like how Mein Kampf went from basically stillborn to national bestseller when it became policy for the state to gift a copy to 1/2
SlaaneshiRightsFront
Every newlywed couple 2/2
CairoLen
#33 LOL That's like my wife. She takes a big bong hit and then knits for hours. She's not a granny yet, but our kid is 26, so...
cleangorilla
Nice dump. +1 for Brisbane.
NotQuiteBlonde
#38
BlownCorona
Schrodingers cardinal
torcue
#24, he was, apparently also a socialist. This is the most American story I could imagine.
EverNotRelevant
#13 The TENSION of this photo
CodeBit
Guy looks like he's about to say "Right, you facking cunts, let's get on with this!"
admiralawesome4213
s-sexual...?
Mpisinchanga
It is now.
EverNotRelevant
I think it's a hostage situation.
umbrellamaker
That's not a no
NationalOrganizationOfMenAgainstAmazonianMasterhood
Reminder not to reach out to any phone numbers directly and contact local police. #thoughtsandprayersforTod
mrputter
#6 Please be satire. Please be satire. Please be satire. Please be satire.
LordNergal
Sadly, the second item I've seen on that list amounts to the answer I've gotten from clothing designers as to the lack of pockets.
somnif
https://www.snopes.com/articles/349348/why-we-oppose-pockets-for-women/ Is (old) satire
TresusIbor
Oh thank fucking god
Qpnao
Still satirising all the arguments against women's suffrage
flipj
Excellent dump. Thank you very much for it. Have a brilliant day.
DoctorDelta
B99Reactions
haroldmann
What’s a giraffe
TheWombatStrikesAgain
#5 A succubus is a female sex demon, an incubus is a male one. They're often portrayed as two forms of the same creature, turning into a (1)
TheWombatStrikesAgain
succubus to steal men's semen and then into an incubus to impregnate women with said semen. So basically, some guy made up a whole lot (2)
TheWombatStrikesAgain
of mythology to explain to his wife why the neighbour's kids look suspiciously like him. (3)
onlyhalfghost
also historically used as a way to get out of witnesses to a rape, especially by a priest or the nobility.
shimmerkitten
I like to remember this by succubus = suck (female) and incubus = they go in (male)
HailHailFreedonia
#13 I've never seen pics of Australian magpies before, they look so neat! I'm used to just crows
jherazob
In an island where everything wants to kill you, it seems australians are only afraid of these birds and emus, bad precedent
zacknotzatch
Eurasian Magpies are the best magpies! :)
TheElementsOfHarmony
The grey one on his knee is a baby. Still has baby fluff, not adult feathers. It's impressive mama is trusting and not tearing him to shreds
sylkysmooth
Impressive indeed, he must've put quite a bit of effort into cultivating his relationship with them.
YorkshirePudding
Apparently they're absolute cunts
funkyweenus
Yeah, I laugh pretty hard at the videos of ppl riding their bikes under magpie nests and being dive bombed by them lol
Ghlargh
#6 Pockets are a female symbol (depicting the vagina) that men need to counter-act their male nature. This is why females carry a bag ->
krispiporkchop
Honestly that pocket post had me shook. I'm starting a campaign for pockets for women.
AgnesMcGillicuddy
I love this hot take!
Ghlargh
-> (depicting the scrotum) as a male symbol to to counteract their female nature i am totally making this up as i go.
DoYouSeeWhatiDidThere
BishlamekGurpgork
Are you? Or are you speaking a truth gleaned from many sources, inaccessible to your conscious mind but still buried in your psyche?
HasteTheFool
In any case it's my New head cannon
CrazyViruss
RavenVG
Lol "gleaned" what a fun word
muchLongerUsername
You ever see the movie 'Limitless'? Man, if only...