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Sep 28, 2019 6:07 AM
Novazo
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Kazpur81S
Stroke for Jesus
WisconsinHome
No
thxph
Are we sure this isn’t from an online church-sign generator?
JackTheRippersBrotherHowie
Time to do some prayin’ boy and you better pray good..
DarkBusterBaron
religions need to update their worldviews.
agermanguy
Phrasing !!
Krackajak78
They can beat it together
tooloudtosee
What about gay daughters? Is being a lesbian not as bad in their eyes? Or do they want to fuck the son? I’m so confused.
londonosierra2000
They'll rape your son, like they did me
rdmguy
LifeIsBetterWithTacos
RustyRelic
Religion started out as being a way to control other members in a tribe. You know "thou shalt not kill Now it's just turned into crazy shit
freegallegal
Sign looks photoshopped to me
zenotek1
It’s made from the church sign generator website.
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
acousticminja
Religious conversion therapy: turning fabulous into frustrated since forever. Congrats on fixing what ain't broken, folks - because nothing says 'parental love' like emotional demolition.
wordtroll
The future is now old man...
Novazo
TheseAreNotTheVotesYouAreLookingFor
spiffylookingnerfherder
*It is. Contractions are common.
GeneralStuPdity
Make sure to send your son with chocolates and some flowers
Pirsus
This kind of bullshit must not be protected by freedom of religion. That is psychological violence and should be punished by law.
tumoore
It's clearly photoshopped
tyrunn
Posting fake images on the internet?
pennyeater
YES
TsubakiTragic
... and in Australia the Catholic church is getting pounded by abuse victim litigants now that the Ellis Defence has been thrown out.
reichstein
So do they think that God made a mistake when assembling their son? You can't say God made a mistake! That's blasphemy! I'm telling Superman
IAmAGoodDog
Ok everybody’s thinking it, I’ll just say it - daughters can be gay as well
Novazo
Yeah but we know we all like that shit. Lol
LarfleezePlz
tyrunn
C'mere (pushed away), c'mere - not a physics major
PCskele
Smacketywack
They’re gonna cornhole the gay right out of him.
EternalSunshineofthePotlessMind
Maybe the priest is going to tell them that Jesus loves everyone and they need to be better parents and accept their son?
ratfaceddog
Then he’s going to fuck their son.
rockonjones
Nah. Prolly not
InoffensivePablum
The priest sucks the gay out through the penis. It makes sense if you think about it.
IHaveTwoCuteDoggies
That is rabbis that do that. brit milah
JHawke
Afaik, most people feel less like wanting sex right after the climax...
SprungLake
Technically the penis is the gayest part of the body and they have to clean the gay juice out of it to remove the gay
Nerdextrordinaire
firewTvWatcher
Nice look.
AslanTheGod
Don't forget to spit the holy water on it, to get it nice and ready for blessings
firewTvWatcher
Amen
firewTvWatcher
Balls too?
LuckyMucky
Ew, no! Balls are just urine tanks, why would they do that?
firewTvWatcher
Like the person said before me draw out the gay juices.
SlightlyDodgy
You'll get your turn