Shit that's actually on the road in Houston, Texas

I'm pretty sure a Texan drives this one...

Longhorns mounted on the grill is a dead giveaway.

I heard each spoiler adds 10 horsepower.

Or maybe this is just a Transformer in disguise? With the trailer hitch on his bumper, maybe it helps to have all that extra power.

Who wouldn't want a quilt-like patchwork Benz?

This was at Whole Foods, so I'm guessing it was some hippie.

Maybe he knows something I dont know.

Spelling isn't one of them.

When people fire shotguns at you, it is time to leave

The windshield was basically crushed, too... so, he didn't leave fast enough, apparently.

A squatting chrome hood ornament is a status symbol in some parts.

Namely, Third Ward.

When they get a ticket, what car color is listed on the citation?

I think they had room for more shit to be piled on, personally.

These are actual diamonds on these rims; on a Rolls.

A friend's cousin did the inlay work on these rims; I couldn't believe they were real, so he called and verified right then to prove it to me.

The Rolls Royce on the left is the car with the diamond rims.

The owner of the cars (yes, he owns both the Rolls Royce & the Lamborghini in this photo) is a pimp. Literally, not figuratively. Maxwell wanted to make sure he was in the shot.

Same Lamborghini & Rolls Royce as the ones in the picture above

License plate on the Lamborghini: "Lace Up"

C'mon Tyrone, get your shit together.

A truck with Lamborghini doors? Why not?

Sorry for the potato in the dark picture. Dog tax is present in the photo, at least.

Buy a truck they said; you'll have more room, they said.

Or, you can just have palm trees coming out of every opening of your car...

The "Bang Mi" food truck

They serve Vietnamese food, which is pretty good.

Someone is very passionate about flea & tick repellant for their pet

I heard Advantix was good, but okay.

Who *doesn't* take their limo truck to Wal-Mart?

Fuckin' classy, y'all.

It might be a bad day when your Bentley Arnage gets towed

...and not even on a flatbed tow truck. Damn.