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3 weeks of running the Mosquito Magnet next to 150acres of wetland in MN.
Fly Catcher.
A brilliant birdcage design.
A dog herding sheep.
Automated machinery that harvests and bunches cherry belle radishes.
Harvesting Cherries.
"Royal Ann" cherries being mechanically harvested.
Cleaning pigs with foam (they're just in those to avoid piglet-crushing).
Pigs Like Showers.
Fence strainer post pusher.
Tool to grab twelve eggs.
The benefits of eggs.
Mahachanok mango I need.
Oyster baskets being flipped.
Machine rolling up Sod Grass.
Herding sheep.
Pretty unique way of watering seedlings.
How to grow Mushrooms in lab.
Synchronized farming.
Tea harvesting shear.
Thinning grapes.
Some Satisfying Harvesting.
Technology day by day.
When the cows are let out of the barn for the summer !
A guy planting leeks.
Genius engineered machines.
Guinea pigs crossing the bridge.
Potted plants placer.
This old steam tractor can pull 44 ploughs at the same time.
Practical cutting tool.
Syko73
#20
hetnkik999
Dog: I got 'em, all 60 sheep
Farmer: We only have 57 sheep.
Dog: I know. I rounded them up.
TooCoolForZuul
#8 #9 hogwash
tinydog
#8 He missed a side.
ghettosoak
#11 huh, I always wondered how the feather got in there
aRabidGerbil
#27 there's a whole song about this bridge
https://youtu.be/bq9ghmgqoyc
TicoMachi
#18 infinite mushroom glitch...
AdrianDunne
You have to cook them, the last thing you want is chickens realising their own eggs are delicious
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
Fruits / vegetables without seeds is not a good thing, it's how we screw up nature to the point that only certain corporations can create the fruit trees and if those trees take over the natural trees and corporations make an oopsie we all starve
QuazMasta
#21 can I thin it down to like, 5 grapes and they'll get massive?
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
Growing up, my neighbors had a fair sized pecan orchard. They also used the “shake the fuck out of the tree” method as well.
JRaven419
Until they nutted?
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
All over the place. It’s quite impressive really
TrumpRapesAndEatsChildren0002
#11 ok adding the feather sent me. That's like putting an 'organic' label on it. :D
Cranbananarama
Where did it send you? And can you pick up cereal while you're out?
AnxiousCuttlefish
#30 okay I might need this just for ginger alone
janemfausten365
I want these so bad!
NightHouseAssociation
#1 @spooktree BREAKFAST SERVED ALL DAY
OmnibusLatinName
Hell yeah! Go dump 'em in the pond for the fish.
spooktree
Cashmoneybadger
Is there are a difference between a fence post pusher and a pile driver?
OmnibusLatinName
This seems to be the very same to me. I've seen hydraulic drivers that just use the tractors weight and a cylinder to push em.
DamnYourePretty
One is a machine that presses fence posts into the ground. The other is what your dad does to your other dad.
Imghore
#5 is cool but not completely, kind of like rad-ish
stonecoldstevebuschemi
#18
Ghnhx
#7 Apparently trees really like being harvested
timmargh
"Tickle tickle tickle tickle!“
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
#12 WTF?! https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NnBpMWR6MGtpODVxdG40dTdzYXZuM3Nkcjh2anVxbnF5bzJjdjFieSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/CdG1VUd9dXr68/200w.webp
LordHosk
Once chickens get a taste for eggs, they will crush and eat their own eggs. If you get a hen who breaks a couple eggs, she becomes dinner, or she becomes a hunter and will harvest a whole henhouse of eggs.
TerribleBot
yes, that's the question
BenderRodriguz1010
#12 That's clucked up
CallMeCourierSix
Ragebait.
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
you need to crush them up more. if they know they are eating egg shells will start eating own eggs
BruhForScale
It’s also not recommended to feed shells this way as too much cacium can cause problems, vets recommend offering a bowl of crushed shells separately
BARP
Tool to grab twelve eggs. Proceeds to grab 10 eggs.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
vampire49
It is a tool to grab 10, not twelve. Eggs in Germany are sometimes sold 10 to the package.
BARP
I understand that. I'm referring to the caption to that video. It literally states "Tool to grab twelve eggs"
CallMeCourierSix
Count the suction cups, so you don't make statements that make you look like an idiot.
And stop downvoting people who are correct. Makes you look even more stupid.
QuarkCharmer
Funny how the dozen egg grabber & cartons are 10 each. A.I. failure?
thricebakedxyz
Was the kid at the end adding one feather to each carton, Farm Fresh?
rhalm
A.I. failure? What in the world is related to A.I. there? The title?
TerribleBot
I wrote "dozen" without checking correctly ...
Sorry.
RockyRococo
European.
R100GSPD
Even worse, German. They use 10 packs
cptjellyjiggeler
how dare they...
Christoftaylor
Even the eggs are measured in metric
GeneralAnubis
TIL that the reason why we always find feathers in the egg cartons here in Germany isn't because they are super farm fresh, but because some kid threw them in
TheLordFoxington
A pauper's dozen? (As opposed to a bakers dozen)
straha242
Welcome to shrinkflation, egg cartons are mostly ten a pop around here these days.
vicvalour
Where are you? I've never seen less than 12s unless they were special organic or whatever and 6 packs
duhqueenmoki
in europe it's usually ten (according to other comments, and it sounds like they're speaking German or something similar)
IronCore
#3 I don't see a bottom on the cage. What is the procedure to then move the birds or whatever once the cage is full?
WhatzitTooya
Out the hatch at the top of it I suppose.
Ionico
They could slide a plate under.
graceinsheepsclothing
Ready for serving
ChewyTheWookie
#12 got me twice
phoony
#24 who who who who
Who let the cows out?
monkey484
#11 shrinkflation! That's 10 eggs!!
Beezebubbles
Odd since the caption says "tool to grab twelve2 eggs"
justheretocommentonce
Typical size in EU.
wd12aadvwaa
#5 can't be radishes. The ones in the store look like they've been used for batting practice.
thricebakedxyz
In 7th grade Horticulture class, we grew radishes. We did not have anything like this come harvest time.
IordNeko
Cuz after that machine picks them up, it dumps them in a bin, and some human grabs from that big bin to throw into little bins, then they bounce around during transport...
CallMeCourierSix
They stand up to impacts really well.
The dirt is something people complain about a lot. But hey can't wash them prior to you getting them. Radish leaves decompose INSANELY fast. They're already not great when you get them at the store. If they washed everything first, the leaves would be a slimy mucus by the time you buy them.
Neednoggle
#24 "they weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see sky, and they remember what they are."
QuackWok
That's from Firefly! It's been years since ive seen that show. Thank you for allowing me to confirm my memory is still chuggin along pretty well. I just turned 40 and it makes me self conscious about everything.
Syko73
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?"
OmnibusLatinName
"You can just lead 'em, ya know."
Neednoggle
"I like smackin em"
CJwhoIsKindToAllKinds
What's really fucked up is people thinking that enslaving animals like that is a satisfying farm thing.
rhalm
Unless people are willing to pay more for meat, that's how it's always going to be. Until lab grown meat or some other method makes it more cost efficient.
CJwhoIsKindToAllKinds
Imagine someone equating your life to "cost efficiency" Please be better at being a human.
rhalm
I pointed out the facts about how meat production will continue to be done. Not sure how that relates to being a human.
CJwhoIsKindToAllKinds
It's a self-inflicted wound. Everyone could stop eating meat overnight and abolish animal agriculture and we could rewild the planet
rhalm
Everyone could stop all crimes and wars and have world peace overnight. That's just as realistic.
CJwhoIsKindToAllKinds
Economics only drive the industry because consumers choose to finance it. People don’t have to eat meat at all. Plant-based staples (grains, beans, legumes) are already far cheaper than meat. The solution isn't waiting for a cheaper way to exploit animals, it's recognizing that we don't need to eat them in the first place
rhalm
People recognize that they don't need to eat meat. They also recognize that they want to eat meat.
CJwhoIsKindToAllKinds
That’s exactly the problem. Putting human 'wants' above a animal's fundamental right to life and freedom is the definition of exploitation. A consumer's temporary palate pleasure shouldn't outweigh a sentient being's entire existence.
rhalm
That is not the opinion of a vast majority of people regardless of the morality of it. So like I said, that farming method is going to be a major source of meat production until another method can replace it.
SpicyGoober
#8 His lack of doing it in order and skipping at least one side really made this annoying
choppedliveraldente
Failed to finish my hog i tell you hwatt
SkyGuyTheGuy
Thats hog wash! /s
kahooki
Yes. Yes. Yes.
That cranked up my OCD to 11 (11 is ok since it is prime and prime is good).
swifter66
What’s that bit about not crushing piglets?
scotcherton
Most frustrating.
Blud4BludGod
Also just holding the nozzle continuously, also spraying multiple pigs in the face. That person... does not seem good at that job
MeisterKleister
I'm guessing he'd do a better job if he held the thing with two hands and wasn't filming himself.
fartyandbloated
Or looking through the phone’s screen to see what he’s recording instead of looking at it directly.
ArcaneM37
As long as they keep popping out babies. That is all they exist for. 😕
Ilovehavingfreehealthcare
He totally missed half of every 2nd to 3rd pig. Also, I recently saw the living conditions of the average pig barn first hand, and sadly these ones are living in luxury and now I'm both mad and sad.
EstoyPoopis
In a post ruled by synchronized neatness, be ungovernable, or something.