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We're taking it as seriously as it deserves. This is XKCD for June 7, 2023. Highly recommended. Saving it off here because it's NEEDED here. #evidence #research #anatomically-correct-cgi-cat-butts #god-i-hope-mentioning-cat-butts-doesnt-make-this-mature
serleth
Xkcd, the comic that has something for every occasion
Kateness
I believe in the butthole cut!
luceid
#releasethebuttholecut
MotherEffinSatan
Do you know how frustrating it is, to know you're not crazy. Like yeah, "crazy doesn't know it's crazy", but this is 20+ years ago, with no evidence to the contrary, so I think I'm good. ANYWHO, that in the middle of broad daylight, over a coastal city next to Boston(Lynn) flying low enough u could make out details. A silver trapezoid shaped object, slowly spinning while also moving north across the sky. No one ever REALLY believes you, even if they say they do. Because if they did, 1/2
MotherEffinSatan
Why cant I find anything from early 2000's mentioning it? No blog posts, threads, news articles. What makes it worse, is I after getting in a vehicle and having the driver chase in a direction(they were inside when it went by, came out after), that there were black helicopters chasing in that direction after it. It's maddening to see something no one will ever believe.
Merky600
Recent events in UFO world are “lit” as they say. Deep intelligence employee claiming he’s see the files. It’s hooked in w a lawsuit he was retaliated against. Good stuff. A new prophet for the UFoFAITHful.
thatwoodguy
To quote Carl Sagan : Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.
dudds6699
Honestly it might improve the movie and give Taylor Swift more fans for the but hope cutt to exist
thotterpop
@botdrawa CGI cat butt
IBroughtASpareDrainpipe
Anyone got a link to the XKCD cartoon about one programmer telling another "not to worry about losing your job" because AI needs someone to write the specification for what the AI is to do, and that is essentially programmers. All coders will become AI trainers!
urboyevan2
NASA just publicity came out and said they are investigating UAP’s. Videos of the UAP’s were released to every major news network. We CAN NOT say they are aliens because we don’t know what the fuck they are but we know they are there because we see them often. Even Congress is addressing UAP’s because it’s a LEGITIMATE concern to national security. The fact that you think you have the answers really speaks for the kind of person you are.
Waxilliam
And if perchance I have offended
Think but this and all is mended:
We'd as well be 10 minutes back in time,
For all the chance you'll change your mind. - Tim Minchin, Storm.
SithElephant
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omegaprimus01
I believe there are things out there that humanity couldn’t imagine in a million years, and we won’t know until it’s discovered. That being said I happen to know Somalia is a real place, I have no desire to go there, that being said if alien life is out there, why would they care to come to earth? I mean if they could fly here, it means they have better technology than we do, the only thing that makes Earth special as far as we know is there is life here. There could be a billion planets with >
omegaprimus01
Life just in the Milky Way, or might just be the one planet, or hell just two. We don’t know, but the aliens wanting to check out Earth just cause is a lame excuse.
ArkoneAxon
Two possibilities. One: XTs are real and our governments have known for a while. Two: this is all a big smokescreen to draw attention away from something real and even more horrendous. I'm not sure which possibility is the more alarming.
Columbus43219
Well, potholer (or maybe thunderfoot) already debunked the "big' tapes that were released. Then he followed the money and lo and behold, the director of the new govt agency in charge of finding UFOs was a grifter that made money on people believing in UFOs.
woobniggurath
Washington DC 1951. As a starting point.
doesntmatter
I don't even think a Rogue could make that DC
goflyblind
release the butthole cut!
ruint
Alt text: [Decades in the future] "Well, the good news is that we've received definitive communication from aliens. The bad news is that they're asking about Cats (2019)."
striximperatrix1
"Send more Chuck Berry!"
ioscius
god's work right here, i mean who posts XKCD without the hover text?!?!
loveisallwereallyhave
UFOs are real. I'm dead serious.
Taokan22
UFOs, sure. Alien UFOs, seem to have dwindled from thousands of sightings to near none once recording technology made it a lot clearer what folks were looking at.
evilspock
I am teh lame and didn't include a permalink. Go visit XKCD, he misses you. https://xkcd.com/2786
astrangehop
Dude— it's one of the few webcomics that has a free daily RSS feed. My frigging podcast app receives it every time it's updated.
zangypoo
No worries, it's in our daily rotation. Oh, except for Illumian85 of course.
Illumian85
God, I think it has been like 2-3 years since I have been to xkcd
UnspokenX
been a whooooole lotta good stuff there.
Alomega
“Misses me”. HA! I’ve reread every whatif for the 7th time in the past month. Can’t miss me if i never left.
Lepercake
Dinosaurcomics misses you.
ITellBadPuns
@BotDrawA Director's cut of cats where the cats had anatomically correct CGI butts
BotDrawA
@ITellBadPuns Here's your drawing of a "Director's cut of cats where the cats had anatomically correct CGI butts"
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Why are you downvoting? This is technically correct.
BotDrawA
@ITellBadPuns Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Director's cut of cats where the cats had anatomically correct CGI butts volcano surfing"
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
ConveyEmotionsViaGifs
That's why we get probrd people, lack of nudes
RoyRodgers
We already did.
FloodingWaters
And we did it old school style. We sent unsolicited nude engravings. That's the classiest kind of unsolicited nudes.
evilspock
It's the "engravings" that make it classy.
FloodingWaters
Engraved in *gold* . ahem. Name a classier medal to engrave an unsolicited nude. I'll wait. Like them aliens waitin on that interstellar dick pick!
UnspokenX
platinum, but it has a bit of an expiration date. Actually...... that might be good- self-deleting nudes if you get left on read.
Munchman347
UFOs do exist. Jumping to the conclusion that they must be 'Aliens' is the stupid part. Just because it's flying and you can't identify it doesn't prove anything...
NM156
I keep tellin people that Unicorns are much faster than you think!
wizard07ksu9000
Anyone remember the Monk episode where he found a UFO?
EroticZombiePants
Everything's a UFO if you are bad at identifying things.
HiddenSanity
TheCrimsonRaven
kepattRunner
This is top embarrassing thing in my life: one night I was going through the front path inside and suddenly I saw “dozens” of orb lights getting bigger and bigger. Now god and I haven’t exactly been cool for while, but there’s not enough hate for me to not start crying &praying. I was 15, convinced it was the apocalypse, and when they passed over and I saw they were floating lantern, I legit didn’t eat dinner or go to school the next day. Spent my time laying face down, full Cameron.
wormfood
Floating lanterns out of context are very trippy and hard to parse. I sat and stared at some for like 10 minutes before the breeze took them and I could suddenly tell what they were.
kepattRunner
Thank you for this it really did help me feel better
doubledeckerturbowagon
I saw a sea turtle in the wild momentarily once and have ever since completely understood ‘I saw a cryptid’ etc type scenarios and exactly why to be skeptical of them.
kepattRunner
My friends and I were driving through a rural part of town trying to get home before the mushrooms kicked in. I saw the craziest thing and pointed it out: down by a river bank a big round black bear was on his side, looking dead. We pulled over (smart!) and approached it with flashlights and when we got a few feet a away a GIANT beaver face with giant orange teeth REEEEEEEE’d at us and we started screaming and ran back to my car. It was on its side chewing on a tree. Its tail was magnificent
alcamar
The alt text is half the fun for xkcd
evilspock
Gotta leave 'Emma reason to hit the site, which I should have included a URL to but did not. https://xkcd.com/2786
VInTheSkyWithElephants
Is there a way to see it on mobile?
Slash0mega
explainxkcd.com is what i use, gives the alt text as a subtitle. also gives a nice description of what it's talking about if you miss it.
jherazob
You add "m.“ at the beginning: https://m.xkcd.com/2786/
Slash0mega
that is amazing, also looks to be formatted for older phones lol.
jasondeslin
You just touch the image for a second and it pops up. 😁
VInTheSkyWithElephants
Hmm I tried that