Well at least I didn't taste them

Well at least I didn't taste them

Hello my internet friends. Sit down let me tell you a funny story about what happened to me last night. So after a fun evening with friends, I come home and think to myself,
"I wouldn't mind a little snack!".
I look around the cabinets and realize that I have a box of cereal in my bottom cabinet (I NEVER have cereal in my house). This cereal was special. A few weeks ago, I saw it beckoning me from this little end cap at Target. "Limited Edition Strawberry Cheerios".
"That sounds dank AF", I thought to myself, and impulse bought them for around $3. Flash forward back to the future, aka last night. No wait, rewind a week or two... I have been having issues with those little tiny pissant black ants in my kitchen. I have slaughtered many, but still they return.... I thought I had bested them and killed them all... No. No, I had not. I quickly dunked my little cup into the box of delightful cereal and then poured THE VERY LAST of my milk into the tiny vessel. NOM NOM NOM crunch crunch crunch...
"Oooh what's that in the living room...oh nevermind" go back to the kitchen.... WTF the ants are all over the counter!!!! Where are these little fuckers coming from!??? Wait....they're all over my cereal box!
WAIT...
*opens box* ants inside-crawling all around.

*looks down into tiny bowl* little black dots floating around in the milk.....

MFW: I realize I have already eaten 4-5 spoonfuls of ant cereal...