A Small Twitter Dump (now with 15% OC I stole from funnier people myself)

Nov 27, 2018 7:13 PM

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So I've got an exam tomorrow

Probably the hardest test of my life

I wanna be a doctor

And let me tell you

If it's not the only thing you could ever see yourselves doing

Don't

It sucks

You just study all the time

And dream of the sweet release of death

Two different relationships died on the vine because I had to do this with my life

I dunno where I'm going with this

Riding the anxiety tiger

All because I want to give a shit, professionally

Anyway

Be good to each other

Follow your fuckin dreams

The difference between dreams and reality

Is just that in dreams you always wake up before you fall

But in real life you fall down A LOT

There's more than I thought

Still going

Ok

That's probably enough though

See you at the bottom

Oh nice, almost made it. Thanks for reading. Hope my bullshit was better than ads.

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Good luck for exams, u can do eet!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good luck with your studies! Please don't let yourself get eaten by your caring too much. Take care of yourself <3

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That was a strong finish and I'mma use it at work. Work is great, they don't realize my personality is lifted entirely from memes.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#30 fam

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Beer tastes disgusting and I believe anyone who defends the flavor is lying to themselves first and foremost.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is the only comment I didn't upvote and I'm sorry, I'm sure you're a lovely person otherwise

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is an excellent dump

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Taking your boards @OP?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

STEP 1!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good luck!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Chuck E. Cheese by my house always has a sheriff's deputy parked in front of it. Not parked in the parking lot, parked in front of it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't go in there

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lol JESUS CHRIST

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to drink blue hawaiians.... until i threw up blue one night

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think if you recorded yourself you'd really be surprised...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hang in there @OP! Good luck in your exam and be proud of all you've achieved ?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gummy worm.....

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"10/10 best dump I've seen in a whale" -some rando

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tell that rando to get his head out of a whale's ass. Disgusting.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is titanic a boot?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're a champ for putting in the work to do something difficult, we believe in you! Also #9 has me fucked up...

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My polar bear doesn't get it. Could you explain it?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe look up "the shocker" on Urban dictionary?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 go in the pink, 1 goes in the stink

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah. The bear is pleased

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@makeitbackalright God it sucks so much, hopefully it's worth it in the end -fellow med student

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fanks, brev. Couldn't get by without other people in the same boat

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sitting here loling at the thought of whether a stolen screenshot of someone else's tweet is OC. I'll give it to you for an A+ dump.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also as a med student I feel this on a personal level. Good luck on your exam. You're gonna kill it. (& if not you'll still have good memes)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

<3

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHAT IS THE DEFENSE SYSTEM FATHER

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scientist here, same shit. I watch and listen to asmr on youtube.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Florida here. It was seventy two yesterday. Fifty one right now.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Based on your curation I think we could be really good friends. Disregard my stupid username. It was a joke.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well feel free to message me, man ?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@OP I too am following a high-pressure career path. Worrying and anxiety took away a lot of the joy. Seeing a shrink has helped immensely!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chuck E Sneezes

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ladies you don't have to put the entire flaccid penis in your mouth. Just tease the tip a little. It responds fast

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And the chewing? When do we stop chewing?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just do it throughout

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Protagonist of Reality would be an amazing title for a weird novel

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"He opened it up to a random page, surprised that it was narrating his actions as they happened. In shock, he thr-" was as far as I got.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, weirder

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a Dave Eggers book.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Literally salmon

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm very partial to "The Most Ancient Grains" myself

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd only seen maybe a third of these before, and the ones I had seen were all great, so +1 & beware the time being.

7 years ago | Likes 341 Dislikes 1

We do it all for the time being

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Excellent username btw. I had that line stuck in my head for days.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My spirit gets close to that evil and I hear it ahhhhh... Ahhhh... AHHHHH

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm just holding on for the time being

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Will do I will beware the time being

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Good luck on your exam! Try some relaxing nature sounds on youtube? It helps my anxiety, might help yours.

7 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

That or breathing exercises, beaumont.ie have a bunch! God speed!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I relaxed before my exams recently, by having a mild mental breakdown and watching live streams of bears until 6am

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I kind of had the same problem. Stress caused me to have a major acid flash back,bad trip,in front of neighbors. Been watching animal vids..

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And memes!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This site helped me get through college!-it's on purring now but has other sound https://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/catPurrNoiseGenerator.php

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Omg thank you so much. Both my elderly cats died over the past year, and my new apt doesn’t allow pets. This is so so soothing. Needed this!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Glad it could bring those sweet kitty purrs back into your home!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's awesome! I'll try other settings. I got a kitten Oct. last yr, & had a cat adopt me over the summer. I'm greatful for the real deal!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hellll yeah! I'm pretty allergic so the real deal is a little too real for me, but I'm glad you have two cuties with you now!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm glad you found a way for kitty purrs! If be lost w/out mine. I have 2 hermit crabs as well. They're a lot of fun too.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an introvert I value my little loves!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks! I'll give it a listen after I finish chewing my fingernails off

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Try https://www.ambient-mixer.com it’s really good to just put on in the background while you relax/study

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dot: Ambient sounds

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry about the relationships - up side, if you’re a guy, you’ve got plenty of time to figure it all out. If you’re a gal, you have my 1/

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sympathy for the number of times you’ll be asked about freezing your eggs

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you saying I've been freezing all this sperm for no reason

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

‘No reason’ seems unnecessarily strict in this instance

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@OP which exam? Good luck from a fellow crazy person.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

STEP 1! Thank you!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can do it!!! Bring snacks, deep breath, and have a beer/burger/whatever to celebrate getting through the marathon afterwards.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My exact strategy ?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That titanic one is genius

7 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 4

Yeah people pronounce the canadian about as "aboot" everywhere when it's really been "aboat" all along! Do you even trailer park boys!?

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Thank you! And we hang on to our vowels too long.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m Canadian, I don’t say “aboot” or “aboat” :(

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You probably don’t know you do it. Everyone I know from the Midwest is unaware that they do it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's an American stereotype of us. I have no idea where it came from

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just saying, my Canadian friend also does not think she says aboat, but she do

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Are you even Canadian, eh?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know ANYONE that says aboot ... where did this come from? Was someone drunk and now they think we all speak like that?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scottish people do. We like to leave the hoose and go oot and aboot for a night on the toon.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How do you say it?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

pretty much as americans say it, except without having Trump as a President.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Took me a couple tries to get it, as a non-Canadian

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Took me finding this thread to get it. I see ppl claim all the time that Canadians say "aboot" but this is the first time I've seen "aboat".

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Took me a few times to get it, as a Canadian. I still have no idea why Americans think we pronounce it as "aboot"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Y'all's 'ou' sounds are sharper, if that makes sense. Not fully aboot but like halfway between ou and oo

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, are you from the south? Yeah we pronounce it the same as other Americans, but southern Americans definitely prolong the O sound

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Midwest, actually lol. I live near lake superior so I get to talk to a lot of Canadians. Funny you mentioned prolonged O sounds...

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