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So I've got an exam tomorrow
Probably the hardest test of my life
I wanna be a doctor
And let me tell you
If it's not the only thing you could ever see yourselves doing
Don't
It sucks
You just study all the time
And dream of the sweet release of death
Two different relationships died on the vine because I had to do this with my life
I dunno where I'm going with this
Riding the anxiety tiger
All because I want to give a shit, professionally
Anyway
Be good to each other
Follow your fuckin dreams
The difference between dreams and reality
Is just that in dreams you always wake up before you fall
But in real life you fall down A LOT
There's more than I thought
Still going
Ok
That's probably enough though
See you at the bottom
Oh nice, almost made it. Thanks for reading. Hope my bullshit was better than ads.
Thorsmightyarse
Good luck for exams, u can do eet!
Norythelittlebrie
Good luck with your studies! Please don't let yourself get eaten by your caring too much. Take care of yourself <3
BlankMage
That was a strong finish and I'mma use it at work. Work is great, they don't realize my personality is lifted entirely from memes.
RickHalcyon
#30 fam
ssjalhazred
Beer tastes disgusting and I believe anyone who defends the flavor is lying to themselves first and foremost.
MakeItBackAlright
This is the only comment I didn't upvote and I'm sorry, I'm sure you're a lovely person otherwise
Keicars
This is an excellent dump
TimeToGetGetSchwiftyInHere
Taking your boards @OP?
MakeItBackAlright
STEP 1!
TimeToGetGetSchwiftyInHere
Good luck!
Thispostisaboutacat
The Chuck E. Cheese by my house always has a sheriff's deputy parked in front of it. Not parked in the parking lot, parked in front of it.
MakeItBackAlright
Don't go in there
digitalshadowhawk
MakeItBackAlright
Lol JESUS CHRIST
Zombeavers
I used to drink blue hawaiians.... until i threw up blue one night
MakeItBackAlright
I think if you recorded yourself you'd really be surprised...
lysinedispenser
Hang in there @OP! Good luck in your exam and be proud of all you've achieved ?
ilovereubensandwiches
Gummy worm.....
EpsteinsWeenieHutJuniors
"10/10 best dump I've seen in a whale" -some rando
AstralMarmot
Tell that rando to get his head out of a whale's ass. Disgusting.
elizardo
is titanic a boot?
SteveIrwinIsMySpiritAnimal
You're a champ for putting in the work to do something difficult, we believe in you! Also #9 has me fucked up...
Salpinus
My polar bear doesn't get it. Could you explain it?
MakeItBackAlright
Maybe look up "the shocker" on Urban dictionary?
Frostpunkt
2 go in the pink, 1 goes in the stink
Salpinus
Ah. The bear is pleased
meepasorousrex
@makeitbackalright God it sucks so much, hopefully it's worth it in the end -fellow med student
MakeItBackAlright
Fanks, brev. Couldn't get by without other people in the same boat
0ctonaut
Sitting here loling at the thought of whether a stolen screenshot of someone else's tweet is OC. I'll give it to you for an A+ dump.
0ctonaut
Also as a med student I feel this on a personal level. Good luck on your exam. You're gonna kill it. (& if not you'll still have good memes)
MakeItBackAlright
<3
KoRplussomeletters
WHAT IS THE DEFENSE SYSTEM FATHER
Weareallprimates
Scientist here, same shit. I watch and listen to asmr on youtube.
Cowfister
Florida here. It was seventy two yesterday. Fifty one right now.
joleeen
Based on your curation I think we could be really good friends. Disregard my stupid username. It was a joke.
MakeItBackAlright
Well feel free to message me, man ?
thefreestyler
@OP I too am following a high-pressure career path. Worrying and anxiety took away a lot of the joy. Seeing a shrink has helped immensely!
agoraphobiotch
Chuck E Sneezes
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
Ladies you don't have to put the entire flaccid penis in your mouth. Just tease the tip a little. It responds fast
4TheSDMB2C
And the chewing? When do we stop chewing?
MakeItBackAlright
Just do it throughout
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
The Protagonist of Reality would be an amazing title for a weird novel
DukeDarkwood
"He opened it up to a random page, surprised that it was narrating his actions as they happened. In shock, he thr-" was as far as I got.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
No, weirder
AstralMarmot
Sounds like a Dave Eggers book.
ceramicpear
Literally salmon
MakeItBackAlright
I'm very partial to "The Most Ancient Grains" myself
AstralMarmot
I'd only seen maybe a third of these before, and the ones I had seen were all great, so +1 & beware the time being.
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
We do it all for the time being
AstralMarmot
Excellent username btw. I had that line stuck in my head for days.
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
AstralMarmot
My spirit gets close to that evil and I hear it ahhhhh... Ahhhh... AHHHHH
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8P1j8OJ-Dw
pandalicious
I'm just holding on for the time being
ducklingsuck
Will do I will beware the time being
PalomaDancer
Good luck on your exam! Try some relaxing nature sounds on youtube? It helps my anxiety, might help yours.
Herbaria
That or breathing exercises, beaumont.ie have a bunch! God speed!
MulattoGelato
I relaxed before my exams recently, by having a mild mental breakdown and watching live streams of bears until 6am
PalomaDancer
I kind of had the same problem. Stress caused me to have a major acid flash back,bad trip,in front of neighbors. Been watching animal vids..
PalomaDancer
And memes!
ShakeNbakemotherfucker
This site helped me get through college!-it's on purring now but has other sound https://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/catPurrNoiseGenerator.php
TooOldToBeRealLife
Omg thank you so much. Both my elderly cats died over the past year, and my new apt doesn’t allow pets. This is so so soothing. Needed this!
ShakeNbakemotherfucker
Glad it could bring those sweet kitty purrs back into your home!
PalomaDancer
That's awesome! I'll try other settings. I got a kitten Oct. last yr, & had a cat adopt me over the summer. I'm greatful for the real deal!
ShakeNbakemotherfucker
Hellll yeah! I'm pretty allergic so the real deal is a little too real for me, but I'm glad you have two cuties with you now!
PalomaDancer
I'm glad you found a way for kitty purrs! If be lost w/out mine. I have 2 hermit crabs as well. They're a lot of fun too.
PalomaDancer
As an introvert I value my little loves!
MakeItBackAlright
Thanks! I'll give it a listen after I finish chewing my fingernails off
IRequireSustenance
Try https://www.ambient-mixer.com it’s really good to just put on in the background while you relax/study
Thisbefluff
Dot: Ambient sounds
Thisbefluff
Sorry about the relationships - up side, if you’re a guy, you’ve got plenty of time to figure it all out. If you’re a gal, you have my 1/
Thisbefluff
Sympathy for the number of times you’ll be asked about freezing your eggs
MakeItBackAlright
Are you saying I've been freezing all this sperm for no reason
Thisbefluff
‘No reason’ seems unnecessarily strict in this instance
rodneythecoffeepot
@OP which exam? Good luck from a fellow crazy person.
MakeItBackAlright
STEP 1! Thank you!
rodneythecoffeepot
You can do it!!! Bring snacks, deep breath, and have a beer/burger/whatever to celebrate getting through the marathon afterwards.
MakeItBackAlright
My exact strategy ?
ducklingsuck
That titanic one is genius
LeoAgainstHumanity
Yeah people pronounce the canadian about as "aboot" everywhere when it's really been "aboat" all along! Do you even trailer park boys!?
Bskubota
Thank you! And we hang on to our vowels too long.
rimehoarfrost
I’m Canadian, I don’t say “aboot” or “aboat” :(
EngineerforPresident
You probably don’t know you do it. Everyone I know from the Midwest is unaware that they do it.
twozerooz
It's an American stereotype of us. I have no idea where it came from
MakeItBackAlright
Just saying, my Canadian friend also does not think she says aboat, but she do
CompressedInfo
Are you even Canadian, eh?
MyBackHurtz
I don't know ANYONE that says aboot ... where did this come from? Was someone drunk and now they think we all speak like that?
cinnewyn
Scottish people do. We like to leave the hoose and go oot and aboot for a night on the toon.
EdikeKa
How do you say it?
overboard
pretty much as americans say it, except without having Trump as a President.
Ilieoften
Took me a couple tries to get it, as a non-Canadian
pokebug666
Took me finding this thread to get it. I see ppl claim all the time that Canadians say "aboot" but this is the first time I've seen "aboat".
twozerooz
Took me a few times to get it, as a Canadian. I still have no idea why Americans think we pronounce it as "aboot"
PuhskintiDay
Y'all's 'ou' sounds are sharper, if that makes sense. Not fully aboot but like halfway between ou and oo
twozerooz
Ah, are you from the south? Yeah we pronounce it the same as other Americans, but southern Americans definitely prolong the O sound
PuhskintiDay
Midwest, actually lol. I live near lake superior so I get to talk to a lot of Canadians. Funny you mentioned prolonged O sounds...