Not sure if this is the clip to use for that, that guys next lines is to reveal what was just said is entirely true (Area 51 is real with cool alien stuff)
I have one of those at work. Hard core. Still believes J6 was antifa. He claims he's "middle of the road" while spouting MAGA talking points. Alex Jones is the only source of "news" he pays attention to. Even other conservative coworkers can barely have a conversation with him.
If I had a MAGA neighbor, I would surely have cured it by now. Its spouse and spawn would have been cured, too. I sure hope they find the people who padlocked their door shut before the fire.
I don't think we import eggs but I could be wrong so really no direct effect but we probably import components and materials involved in processing so probably indirectly inflationary. Eggs are really an irrelevant benchmark, see what happens to the price of cars.
Eggs won’t be affected much if they do. They aren’t imported. The only thing I can think of that is imported for eggs are medications for the chickens and maybe building material for the roosts?
After 4 years we need to add MAGA into dictionary officially to be "stupid as fuk with head so far in their own arse even when plainly given the reason they refuse it"
For real. My MIL ships to her home country and explained to me how tariffs work on those goods. I then tried to help her bridge that tariffs that the US imposed will work the same and she just couldn’t make the leap.
The party trains its acolytes well. I said it a thousand times during the pandemic. If Trump had told people to stay home and wear a mask, listen to the CDC? MAGA tards would’ve been the best enforcers of public health policy and we could’ve saved thousands if not millions of lives.
Oh, he did at first until it was pointed out by the news media that he needs to shut his mouth and let Fauci do his job. The second I saw that news article I said Welp there goes our chances in the pandemic.
Remind that neighbour of what they said every time you see them...be like "hey Jerry, how's those egg prices going? They down yet? What about the price of everything else? How's those tariffs workin' for ya?"
Do this but also expect that they will find (or likely be fed) additional reasons (excuses) for why it's not going as it should. The liberal media is doing this...Soros is doing that... The Democrats are doing this other thing. Were it not for them, the price of eggs would be a tenth their current price.
They won't care; in fact, they'll justify why the prices NEED to be higher for a better economy. Logic won't work. They will take their convictions to the grave, even if Trump is the one personally sending them there.
I work in mortgage collections, and was talking to a fellow Trump-hater Friday, when the Mexico and Canada tariff talk was going on. He said, “As fucked as all this is, we have great job security now. So… yay?”
Make sure to check and write down egg prices in your local store on a regular basis. So you can quote actual numbers if there's ever any disagreement on whether the price has gone up or down.
TBF, logic, reason & the "there is no argument" argument are all foreign concepts to every MAGAt I have ever met. Keep in mind you cannot find reason & logic where there is none & where it is willingly & literally considered wrong & deceptive to use.
Dunno if the bot is on every sub, but, it's "!Remindme x", where x is an hour or 7 days, or 3 months or 8,825,787 years (or whatever), minus quotes. So for example, the one I replied with for 4 years read "!Remindme 4 years", or you could do "!Remindme 1 week" for example
He’s gonna need to explain that. At some point in the chain between raw material for fertilizer for chicken food and the egg in the grocery store, the government adds 25% tariffs. How does ADDING something make anything cheaper?
It doesn't, UNLESS the raw materials are bought in house (US made). The Tariffs are ment to incentivize buying locally as well as creating local jobs to meet the new demand. In a perfect world this will eventually lead to lower prices since there would be no international import costs, but this requires the companies that make goods to play ball.
And it would require a workforce that is willing to work for toxic companies, with toxic bosses and excruciating low wages. Also, workers from neighboring countries. But that's not going to happen when you deport everybody with a different skin colour.
Even in a perfect world it wouldn't make things cheaper. It does not make the internal market cheaper. In a (from maths perspective) perfect world makes the external market more expensive until it equaled the internal. At which point people would have no incentive to buy externally.
Not because internal got cheaper. But because external ceases to be cheaper.
Eggs are rarely imported/exported as chickens are about the easiest animal to handle and the product is fragile/expires. So most eggs are local or within country. A tariff would not affect the price at all. It would make it more expensive as demand goes up when people can't afford other imported products.
Whitebeardthepirate
yeah here's how that's going to go:
PwnageHobo
@OP you should ask them how those egg prices are doing
BlackCatCasper
They are definitely keeping the Stargate / ID4 aliens classified from him.
FaecalJacksonPollock
TzatzikiShark
Trankia12
dancingbarefootonlego
Samantha4u
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omegaprimus01
Not sure if this is the clip to use for that, that guys next lines is to reveal what was just said is entirely true (Area 51 is real with cool alien stuff)
TheseAreNotTheVotesYouAreLookingFor
REOJackwagon
Yeah.... I just got back from buying gas, in case the price goes up soon
REOJackwagon
Many Aholes Grifting America
guitarfourtysix
Managing America's Gullible Assholes
DonL9
I have one of those at work. Hard core. Still believes J6 was antifa. He claims he's "middle of the road" while spouting MAGA talking points. Alex Jones is the only source of "news" he pays attention to. Even other conservative coworkers can barely have a conversation with him.
dbox
Why did Trump pardon 'antifa'
Howfuckinhardisittogetausername
Hyzenthlay021
StudioDerpster
F Stalin tho
Hyzenthlay021
Sorry, I don't have a lot of this sort of memes. I'll see it I can steal some more.
certainlynotaserialkiller
codeacrobat
DragonSlayer5000
I prefer to call them MAGATs pronounced Maggot
BlackHoleSon01
If I had a MAGA neighbor, I would surely have cured it by now. Its spouse and spawn would have been cured, too.
I sure hope they find the people who padlocked their door shut before the fire.
LaffertyDanie1
I don't think we import eggs but I could be wrong so really no direct effect but we probably import components and materials involved in processing so probably indirectly inflationary. Eggs are really an irrelevant benchmark, see what happens to the price of cars.
Poppypoppoppop
Blunderwriter
But it’s only temporary!! Pfft. Good thing we don’t ship eggs to the US. I hope. Thank god for the quota system!!
cearrach
The price of eggs will be reduced to $6/dozen
Bonsaipanda
They go in effect today? RIP US economy.
stewgru
Eggs won’t be affected much if they do. They aren’t imported. The only thing I can think of that is imported for eggs are medications for the chickens and maybe building material for the roosts?
SleepyHollowAppleTree
Yeah no, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.
Samantha4u
Source? this is funny asf
cousteau
I totally misjudged which side each of these took
hotaru251
After 4 years we need to add MAGA into dictionary officially to be "stupid as fuk with head so far in their own arse even when plainly given the reason they refuse it"
WaffleProfessor2
Funny enough, 200 dollars is how much 3 dozen eggs will cost.
Uonnay
With this skin tone, the dude should be watching out for ICE instead of the price of eggs.
WalkItOutLikeTheFlash
His reactions when the MAGA guy figures it out is priceless.
mikeatike
Did he tho? I stated it but did he understand it?
ObiHaiv
$200 won't buy eggs soon.
Imtoolazytothinkofaname
Don't need to but eggs if you have chickens
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Now that he understands the concept the mental gymnastics begin.
Thediciplematt
For real. My MIL ships to her home country and explained to me how tariffs work on those goods. I then tried to help her bridge that tariffs that the US imposed will work the same and she just couldn’t make the leap.
Just insanity…
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
The party trains its acolytes well. I said it a thousand times during the pandemic. If Trump had told people to stay home and wear a mask, listen to the CDC? MAGA tards would’ve been the best enforcers of public health policy and we could’ve saved thousands if not millions of lives.
bril350
Oh, he did at first until it was pointed out by the news media that he needs to shut his mouth and let Fauci do his job. The second I saw that news article I said Welp there goes our chances in the pandemic.
glovelyday
Ask him if he's seen Trump's tax returns yet, or are they still being audited?
PrincessPuffyPants
No, he's fired everyone who's looked into his wrongdoings...
heywoodjabme
I still can’t believe I saw the First Ladies tits before I saw the President’s tax returns.
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
trump and elon in process right now of taking all of americas money. its fucking end game and we missed our 1 chance...
lostlittletimeonthis
I was under the impression that he did disclose them like after 6 years
irmonkey
They were leaked by an IRS employee named Charles Edward Littlejohn, and Trump "released" them to save face and get ahead of the news cycle.
BrayerIncognito
Remind that neighbour of what they said every time you see them...be like "hey Jerry, how's those egg prices going? They down yet? What about the price of everything else? How's those tariffs workin' for ya?"
MadamPuddifoot
@op
ineedausernamerightmeow
Do this but also expect that they will find (or likely be fed) additional reasons (excuses) for why it's not going as it should. The liberal media is doing this...Soros is doing that... The Democrats are doing this other thing. Were it not for them, the price of eggs would be a tenth their current price.
donttrythisathomeorelse
Yes! Do this!
andexer
Yes! But also... this is how you get shot
Shoutrr
also "hey jerry, why are you so fucking stupid ? jerry why ? why are you such a fucking moron ? uh jerry ? why ?"
RenaissanceFaireMan
Price of gas jumped this week.
dotslashsandwich
Then when he finally breaks down remind him of how it’s his responsibility to clean up the mess his vote caused!
ExTechOp
XEtAl
They won't care; in fact, they'll justify why the prices NEED to be higher for a better economy. Logic won't work. They will take their convictions to the grave, even if Trump is the one personally sending them there.
neffstradamus
Hey hows your insulin and inhaler costs ypu fucking gullible dingleberry?
TurdBurglar3000
JustATemp123
Demand he do something about it. Ask him why he supports these prices. Make it his responsibility.
conglacious
one thing that has always worked for me in the past, is "Bet?" Put up $100 or stfu.
Shaodyn
That's one of the few joys non-MAGAs like us will have over the next 4 years.
CythrawlArawn
I saw a bumper sticker that said "whoever voted for biden owes me gas money." This place sucks.
ChorizoPig
My go-to is "you worship a child molester so I'm not really concerned with your opinion."
Whitebeardthepirate
yeah here's how that's going to go:
SneakECoyote
Horrifyingly accurate
RevengeIsIceCream
MikeRInternetTraveler
I work in mortgage collections, and was talking to a fellow Trump-hater Friday, when the Mexico and Canada tariff talk was going on. He said, “As fucked as all this is, we have great job security now. So… yay?”
nemocares
Make sure to check and write down egg prices in your local store on a regular basis. So you can quote actual numbers if there's ever any disagreement on whether the price has gone up or down.
snarkybitch
Eggs went from 3.79 to 12.69 (for 18) in less than a month. Theres no argument about which way they went lol
shyasen
TBF, logic, reason & the "there is no argument" argument are all foreign concepts to every MAGAt I have ever met. Keep in mind you cannot find reason & logic where there is none & where it is willingly & literally considered wrong & deceptive to use.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Go buy a dozen eggs and email you both a copy of that receipt. Then do the same every month until Trump is out of office
CaptMinion
What if I don't want to go further into debt?
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Oh honey this is America. You don’t have a choice on that.
ignimbrite
A MAGAt on reddit bet me that the US economy will be even stronger in 4 years. I replied with a command to the reminder bot for 4 years time
AltF4EwingsSarcoma
Bold to assume we will last 4 years
StrangePaegan
I'm just hoping I'm still alive in four years.
thickythickydumdum
They're gonna be convinced it IS stronger regardless...it's the pigeon-shitting-on-chessboard situation.
omnifella
I would like to know that command, please.
ignimbrite
Dunno if the bot is on every sub, but, it's "!Remindme x", where x is an hour or 7 days, or 3 months or 8,825,787 years (or whatever), minus quotes. So for example, the one I replied with for 4 years read "!Remindme 4 years", or you could do "!Remindme 1 week" for example
straha242
https://old.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/e1bko7/remindmebot_info_v21/
unannouncedguest
In 4 years your government will be totally dismantled
ignimbrite
I'm not american.
unannouncedguest
Lucky basterd
YouRadicalizedMe
Nice. Lol
Sumdumguy42
He’s gonna need to explain that. At some point in the chain between raw material for fertilizer for chicken food and the egg in the grocery store, the government adds 25% tariffs. How does ADDING something make anything cheaper?
TwistedLizard
It doesn't, UNLESS the raw materials are bought in house (US made). The Tariffs are ment to incentivize buying locally as well as creating local jobs to meet the new demand. In a perfect world this will eventually lead to lower prices since there would be no international import costs, but this requires the companies that make goods to play ball.
LaLLe
And that it can be produced cheaper locally than imported...
sloppyturtle
Which … good luck as we don’t make shit here in the States. We lead in services, but not goods.
CloseupCaptionReaction
And it would require a workforce that is willing to work for toxic companies, with toxic bosses and excruciating low wages. Also, workers from neighboring countries. But that's not going to happen when you deport everybody with a different skin colour.
pixelsnader
Even in a perfect world it wouldn't make things cheaper. It does not make the internal market cheaper. In a (from maths perspective) perfect world makes the external market more expensive until it equaled the internal. At which point people would have no incentive to buy externally.
Not because internal got cheaper. But because external ceases to be cheaper.
Joebidens3rdtesticle
Great Britain has entered the chat…..
pixelsnader
What? You mean... it brexited the chat?
MasterMookie
Eggs are rarely imported/exported as chickens are about the easiest animal to handle and the product is fragile/expires. So most eggs are local or within country. A tariff would not affect the price at all. It would make it more expensive as demand goes up when people can't afford other imported products.
HunglikeaHamster
Except feed..
MasterMookie
Which can also be grown anywhere and easy. They are not picky. Only problem is out of season. Things don't really grow in winter.
HunglikeaHamster
Chicken feed is mostly soy, not cereal, because soy is cheaper.
Fyreworx
Micro2112
Biblically accurate red hat
al3xinw0nderland0000
this is the fourth mainstream iteration of this meme I've seen so far, and i genuinely can't predict how the next one will look
Fyreworx
I've got several more on my phone as well
al3xinw0nderland0000
please post them in a dump and I will upvote and favorite if you reply with the link to the dump of the images
Fyreworx
I sent you a link.
Fyreworx
/gallery/fell-oSxtuBW