Aug 2, 2017 8:20 AM
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hornsofthebull
And to think this is only no.2 behind the dragons breath.
HouseOfEvil
You must be quite chuffed.
NeverCast
I've eaten a couple of these bastards. My most recent occasion had me in the hospital. I was so careful, and yet still stupid enough.
AnyUsernameWillDoForMe
Stories!
See skellyanneconway reply.
DeliberateMisinterpretation
Story time? I ate some Ghost pepper beef jerky that felt like molten glass leaving my rectum the next day. What happened?
18. That worked well apart from the sending my tongue, lips and throat to sleep so all I could do was babble. That soon wore off and I had
10. I was on teamspeak at the time and my gamer buddies were laughing at my suffrage, and rightly so, I'd done this to myself. But of course
5. to tiny pieces. Made a pasta and threw the reaper in with it. Then cleaned up and hot washed everything, threw away gloves etc. At this
23. Also didn't get to leave the hospital until about 7am and my flatmate was an hour late for work.
2. a bunch of them at home, so he comes to work and gives me 6 of the little red devils. Gives this big speech. Don't touch your eyes, don't
9. piece of pasta. I was astonished how well it spread through. All other flavors were lost. It was squishy burning.
15. I woke up and my stomach felt so twisted. It hurt so much. I waited about 20 minutes before I started to be concerned. I wanted to sleep
8. every bit of pasta was actually a small cactus. What surprised me was how the chili I put in managed to make it's way in to every single
6. point I think I'm quite a successful person, having dodged possible suffering and made a rather good looking hot pasta. Then, eating time
21. was that the stomach acid had begun to burn my stomach out. So anti-acids and no food for 8 hours. Stomach hurt for about 2 days!
19. to wait 3 hours to see a doctor (apparently they are busy on a Saturday morning with alcohol/party related activities) They did a blood
3. touch your crotch, or anything you hold dear to you after touching these things. So I take them home and start pondering what I can make
16. and getting up was really inconvenient. About half an hour in, it was only getting worse, so I woke up my flatmate and he drove me to
7. It's a hard to describe feeling. It felt less hot than some hot sauces, but what it lacked in heat it gained in stabbing pain. It seemed
13. I then followed the milk by eating a litre of sweetened greek yogurt. This was quite effective, but I still needed glasses of water to
14. make myself feel better. Hours passed and I felt okay. Eventually went to sleep. Then.. 2am
4. I'd seen enough videos on Youtube to know that eating one straight was bad. So I put on gloves, got a new chopping board and cut one in
20. work and it was concluded that to combat the chili my body had gone in to overproducing stomach acid to destroy it. The downside though
11. I ate the whole thing. After about half way, I was sweating and I couldn't feel my mouth. But it didn't hurt anymore after this point.
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12. I thought I was done once it was finished but my mouth ached and I still felt very hot, so I drank a glass of milk. Did not help.
24. Oh yes, and the poop. http://imgur.com/oOlPxAw
I ate a good amount of beef jerky, and I could feel the clump going down my intestines. This story however, is EPIC!
22. and that's pretty much that story.
17. the ER. The doctors gave me all sorts of medication, including a local anesthetic which I was to drink, so that it'll anesthetize my gut
*nurses. Doctors were all busy.
hornsofthebull
And to think this is only no.2 behind the dragons breath.
HouseOfEvil
You must be quite chuffed.
NeverCast
I've eaten a couple of these bastards. My most recent occasion had me in the hospital. I was so careful, and yet still stupid enough.
AnyUsernameWillDoForMe
Stories!
NeverCast
See skellyanneconway reply.
DeliberateMisinterpretation
Story time? I ate some Ghost pepper beef jerky that felt like molten glass leaving my rectum the next day. What happened?
NeverCast
18. That worked well apart from the sending my tongue, lips and throat to sleep so all I could do was babble. That soon wore off and I had
NeverCast
10. I was on teamspeak at the time and my gamer buddies were laughing at my suffrage, and rightly so, I'd done this to myself. But of course
NeverCast
5. to tiny pieces. Made a pasta and threw the reaper in with it. Then cleaned up and hot washed everything, threw away gloves etc. At this
NeverCast
23. Also didn't get to leave the hospital until about 7am and my flatmate was an hour late for work.
NeverCast
2. a bunch of them at home, so he comes to work and gives me 6 of the little red devils. Gives this big speech. Don't touch your eyes, don't
NeverCast
9. piece of pasta. I was astonished how well it spread through. All other flavors were lost. It was squishy burning.
NeverCast
15. I woke up and my stomach felt so twisted. It hurt so much. I waited about 20 minutes before I started to be concerned. I wanted to sleep
NeverCast
8. every bit of pasta was actually a small cactus. What surprised me was how the chili I put in managed to make it's way in to every single
NeverCast
6. point I think I'm quite a successful person, having dodged possible suffering and made a rather good looking hot pasta. Then, eating time
NeverCast
21. was that the stomach acid had begun to burn my stomach out. So anti-acids and no food for 8 hours. Stomach hurt for about 2 days!
NeverCast
19. to wait 3 hours to see a doctor (apparently they are busy on a Saturday morning with alcohol/party related activities) They did a blood
NeverCast
3. touch your crotch, or anything you hold dear to you after touching these things. So I take them home and start pondering what I can make
NeverCast
16. and getting up was really inconvenient. About half an hour in, it was only getting worse, so I woke up my flatmate and he drove me to
NeverCast
7. It's a hard to describe feeling. It felt less hot than some hot sauces, but what it lacked in heat it gained in stabbing pain. It seemed
NeverCast
13. I then followed the milk by eating a litre of sweetened greek yogurt. This was quite effective, but I still needed glasses of water to
NeverCast
14. make myself feel better. Hours passed and I felt okay. Eventually went to sleep. Then.. 2am
NeverCast
4. I'd seen enough videos on Youtube to know that eating one straight was bad. So I put on gloves, got a new chopping board and cut one in
NeverCast
20. work and it was concluded that to combat the chili my body had gone in to overproducing stomach acid to destroy it. The downside though
NeverCast
11. I ate the whole thing. After about half way, I was sweating and I couldn't feel my mouth. But it didn't hurt anymore after this point.
DeliberateMisinterpretation
NeverCast
12. I thought I was done once it was finished but my mouth ached and I still felt very hot, so I drank a glass of milk. Did not help.
NeverCast
24. Oh yes, and the poop. http://imgur.com/oOlPxAw
DeliberateMisinterpretation
I ate a good amount of beef jerky, and I could feel the clump going down my intestines. This story however, is EPIC!
NeverCast
22. and that's pretty much that story.
NeverCast
17. the ER. The doctors gave me all sorts of medication, including a local anesthetic which I was to drink, so that it'll anesthetize my gut
NeverCast
*nurses. Doctors were all busy.