Deltaoo7
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Oct 25, 2018 4:13 PM
Deltaoo7
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coffeeismyfriend
This is such a bad dump. How did it get to FP?
InertUsername
#16 #17 those are rookie numbers
blithelife13
I did not see Africa by Toto on that list.
WorkerLurker
#2 is fun
therealnyu
Speaking of the songs that make you turnt: https://spoti.fi/2CFFXSs
Penerdrizzle2000
It is too sand
Totallynotfakingit
WW3 is comin. Just you wait. Technology gotta get cray first
ARandomGentleman
My son and I would both flip out if Portal 3 happened
crushingbore
WWIII is the most likely of those to happen.
ShepardLives
Belinda blunk
BizmarkTheGreat
Sweet playlist cuz. +1
avorius
#1 he knew what he was saying
ColoradoGaz
For #7, I had a friend who didn't understand this joke at all! How many flies does it take to change a light bulb (cont on next comment)
ColoradoGaz
2, but we don't know how they got in there.
onecowboytoo
I happen to love Grape Nuts.
Hutchy01
#4 I mean people keep trying to do part three for one of those but there's usually a stable sane person to stop it.
MiguelCardoso808
Chell got the job done no more problems to solve.
callmeapache81
Yeah but GLaDOS is still down there doing science and she's still alive.
onefinegent
7600 days without sex, and my right arm has never looked better
Deltaoo7
Homie, my left arm is ripped.
AndrewCowbell
I have a rotator cuff injury.
AllMyPeepsAreMarshmallow
People who depict Cap and Winter Soldier with senses of humor have not seen the same movies I have.
pandro
Before I recognized it I thought Buck was just some bishie.
istealmemes1
HerMajestysSecretButthole
Riddle? STOP! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
HerMajestysSecretButthole
What...is your name?
TheDaharMaster
Wwwwwwhat....is your quest?
yesimawake
What....is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
HerMajestysSecretButthole
What do you mean? African or European swallow?
BreakingRad
So good music gets people turnt? Never would’ve guessed
AndrewCowbell
If it was a list of good music I be turnt , but I ain't.
Jae005
Couldn't remember what "A Thousand Miles" sounded like, so I youtubed it and now I'm singing it at the top of my lungs. Turn down for what?
Bzzkrftr
Upvoted for Zoboomafoo.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
“Zoboomafoo, with the Kraft Brothers!”
MekaNoise
I see you had mainly PBS to watch as well. Upvote for you too
Derfboy
#4 I'm pretty sure WW III is currently in production...
Tiddlywanker
The 4th of July in mid michigan is kinda extended to the whole week lol fireworks for daaaayyys
InvisibleBoatmobile
Can confirm. It feels like my neighbors buy their fireworks in bulk. It never ends.
Begotten
GoliathSkittles
Because swearing is fucking bad, ok?
Larirari
Because tumblrinas are sensitive
DougTheLlama
I wish I f*****g knew.
thenewteddy
I hope you are joking. if so this comment is partly funny. But if not this comment is very funny!
IWantedOneOfThoseLongUsernamesTooSoIGotOne
Pretty sure he's talking about the blocked-out "fucking," not the pictures. But of course if *you* were joking, then that's funny too.
GrimyPorkchop
Faaaaags
Larirari
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
pandro
I still don't get it. I mean I know he shot the guy but why make the words look like a captcha
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Because stupid is the new funny. Ahem. Moth memes.
ridureyu
Youth in Asia: A Crisis
yesimawake
Grunwald
What in the fuck is echaneuschuea
itscoldhere8monthsoftheyear
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echinacea
betamaxforever
It’s a small bird-like Australian mammal known for its clan rivalry and resistance to population control
TerryCrews
Bless you.
perfecteye18
Its like assisted suicide
CrotchRunner5000
Underrated comment of the day
Deltaoo7
It’s like a kind of medicine used to fight symptoms of colds and flus.
InoffensivePablum
Only it's not actually medicine, it's just pretending.
srslydude
My siblings and I used to get a dose every morning. Thank fuck it tastes okay
lalwaysupvotecatsandTHT
#14 Unfortunately, your dogs favorite treats are avocados, lava, the moon, sand and grape nuts, and it will never stop trying to eat them.
TheNightbug
Lies. Not even Kirby after being starved for a year would eat Grape Nuts.
mydakotaandanamaybegonebutnotforgotten
Lover Grape Nuts, just gotta let em soak a while to get them soft.
has2give
No soaking! They cannot get soggy before your done! I can sit and munch on a 1/4 cup for an hour or two! Lol was my food ration yesterday!
LoliePopp
The used Band-Aid, paws down
BardicLasher
If your dog can catch the moon, you have to let them eat it.
Deltaoo7
Or your favorite football.