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Context: https://imgur.com/gallery/tLRWTSJ
Source: https://twitter.com/mcjude/status/1475187871778811918
BlastingRopeToWaluigiHentai
English food is weird.
HoboTheSapient
This made my day
johnvilnis
That he laughed at the joke on him says it all.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
This is great wholesome fun. I love it
PikaChunin
Plot twist: they're both wildly allergic to them. Finally, a victor has emerged.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
ahahahaha
PrecogFrogOnALog
I misread the beginning as "since 2016 d&d and i have waged sprout war.." and i was very confused
StarscreamAndHutch
Thank you for finding the continuation
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theinternetkeepsmealive
That was beautiful to read
Lordlabuck
Surpies motherfacker.
pete484
This had all the makings of a great novel!! Cheers!! Very enjoyable tale of intrigue, revenge, and love,!!!
moonshadowkati
Keep your eyes on the pies
passoguava
Hold on!
PoliticalWanderer
Came back to upvote this.
thegirlwhocan
That'd how I read the last little bit +1
LasciviousHedgehog
Watch the pies
Octopuseswillruletheworld
Thanks for the laughter. I'd love to start that kind of war with my sons
dandanthedrywallman
Is this the same lady who hid them in the Ferraro Rochers?
RadiDaddy
geekslikeus
The only reason I no longer assume "sprouts" with no modifier means bean is because of someone who uses it for alfalfa, so I was confused...
5cX469Nit9JuI1MAZG5c3AdA
And the whole time, they're sprouting a magical friendship
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dorenavant
Ahhh, the continuation of the Great Brussels Sprout Wars, 2016 and ongoing.
OneTicketToHellPlease
After the Sprout Truce of 2020, hostilities have resumed with renewed viciousness.
djhash
That's just glorious!!
badthaught
P sure my dad would disown me if I sabotaged a pie like this.
DKB13
James Acaster has exactly the same bit about cabbaging
CyanideBreathMint
Am i the only me who thought she was referring to sprouts like a chia pet? Ne’r have I heard anyone call a brussel sprout just a sprouts.
WelcomeToImgurWhereOCIsMadeUpAndThePointsDontMatter
Something sprouty was going to happen.
Anju42
I kept thinking the wrong person was going to eat it in the end
cutebytes
I had a similar game with my flat mates in Scotland but it was a dildo. Twas great fun.
iCommunicateInGifs
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
I also play hide the sausage with my husband.
GoddammitMrNoodle
Are there pictures of this caper? If yes, please share!
cutebytes
Sadly no pictures (30 years ago) but once it replaced my compact umbrella in my bag, tucked into the umbrella’s carrying sheath. Once it /2
GoddammitMrNoodle
Oh, I like the umbrella one.
cutebytes
…was mailed back first class post (so first thing in the AM) so she grabbed the post then went back to bed, I heard the satisfying shriek /3
cutebytes
…before departing for work, heehee. Another time it was replaced for the salt shaker. Good times!
PandaPlop
This isn’t a sprout ear, it’s a sprout massacre.
PandaPlop
Sprout war. Thank goodness for autocorrect.
OneTicketToHellPlease
You're ducking welcome.
OneTicketToHellPlease
Brussel sprouts make everything better.
cheeseguy3412
I Nicholas Cage'd my workplace about 5 years ago. Pictures everywhere, in everything. People are still finding them. /1
cheeseguy3412
Small printed cutouts in binders ,folders, inside the casing of PC mice, keyboards, some are on the underside of keycaps so they are just /2
cheeseguy3412
slightly wrong, just inside loose padding of office chairs, in safes, taped to the underside of desk phones, etc etc etc /3
CorrectMostOfTheTime
You can have my share
crypticorb
I actually enjoy brussel sprouts, they’re great if cooked long enough, and served with melted cheddar.
LarchMH
No
colourmestupid9041
I don't like them myself, but told my mum I would have some this year because she seemed sad to be the only one who would be eating them 1/2
colourmestupid9041
It seemed to cheer her up so I "enjoyed" them with my xmas lunch sat next to her at the table. A tiny sacrifice worth making in my eyes. 2/2
tagswag8888
Awww that is sweet and they are good for you too
yourbassist
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Thunderchunks
The lingering stanky miasma of hot humid sulphurous shit gas that claws its way out of my trumpeting beef whistle is *better*?
LetumComplexo
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BabiesAreGreatMedRare
This is the most glorious statement I may read all week. At least until next year. Thank you for the laughs.
Allmyusernamesareawful
Trumpeting beef whistle gets you a well deserved +1.
gorima
porcinechoirmaster
Great. Now I have to explain to the office why I'm laughing my ass off without using the phrase "trumpeting beef whistle."
Pseudobatrachotoxin
Omg… so cleverly composed. Glorious.
MisterLemons
rufisium
Don't boil them. Cut them in halves, wash in water and vinegar. Coat in a bit'o olive oil, bake on a sheet at 450 for 30-45 mins till crisp
DuineSgith
Fuck that. Wash them, discard any damaged leaves, eat 'em raw!
5cX469Nit9JuI1MAZG5c3AdA
This is the way.
Thunderchunks
I'm not disparaging their tastiness- I'm just saying that if I eat them my asshole turns into portal to a dimension of hot soupy shit stink.
Thunderchunks
Preparation method makes no difference in my considerable horrible experience. I fuckin' love brussel sprouts, to my family's dismay.