TurtlesEatingBacon
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So I had a bet that I could stick my finger in a glass of salted ice for five minutes, I won the bet but with great cost. A horribly frost bit finger.
This is what happened to my finger after the first night my finger filled up with puss.
This is what happened after about a week
I had to drain the puss about every 20 minutes because my finger kept filling up so at one point I had enough and I decided to just rip off the dead skin, this is what I found after I got some of the skin off, I found a Fetus looking finger that took about another 2-3 weeks to heal up.
TL;DR Don't stick your hand in ice for 5 minutes it hurts.
kissmygrits
NOOOOOO
TheSevvy
You do it to yourself, you do. And that's what really hurts.
TaterCollins
Thats how baby fingers are made!
Finisheachotherssandwiches
Dumbass
assassassin
OH GOD NO
Devan24x7
Put some salt on an ice cube and press it against your skin while your at it next time.
difficultdifficultlemondifficult
ow ow ow ow ow
primooptimoso
Uhhh, draining the puss every 20 minutes sounds horribly taxing. =0) (Psssst: "pus".)
TurtlesEatingBacon
Oh thank you for correcting my grammar I didn't know :)
Getouttaherewithyourcoldfeet
I thought it was gonna be a penis, and now that i know what it is i really wish it had been
OneThingCleverer
I burned myself years ago. Next time, leave the blister unpunctured as long as possible. It's a barrier between the healing skin and germs.
OneThingCleverer
It was molten sugar though. Pretty similar blister, but no scar!
thiscaddyshacklovesgophers
Fucking yikes.
photog
I don't need to be told this is a bad idea.
Irrumation
Yeahhhh, I bet that exposed skin was tender.
TurtlesEatingBacon
Surprisingly it wasn't that tender but it was fun to freak people out with it
SoulPirate
jeeeeesssssuuus
TurtlesEatingBacon
You where lucky that it was only 2nd degree frostbite otherwise you would be throwing up.
EchidnasCanSwim
That bet better have involved money or sex
TurtlesEatingBacon
It involved money $75 to be precise.
EchidnasCanSwim
Was worth it.
ZAxisUp
Well, you're a goddamned idiot, aren't you?
TurtlesEatingBacon
Just a bit of an idiot :)
ZAxisUp
Well okay... but unsheathing the finger like that makes me err on the side of "more than a bit" ;)
TurtlesEatingBacon
Well here is the thing I was a teenager and I was doing stupid shit to impress people
ZAxisUp
No! No! Bad OP! No! *smacks with rolled up newspaper* No! Bad!
bufferkiller
Sometimes I smack ladies on the nose like that with my penis when getting head. The results are more varied than you might imagine.
PepeUserOfWeaponizedAutism
I was eating cereaaal!!! http://imgur.com/UqZEg3X
TurtlesEatingBacon
Just power through it. Choke down that cereal.
PepeUserOfWeaponizedAutism
If you say so, then I will swallow.
TurtlesEatingBacon
I'm going to have to ask what kind of cereal are you eating?
PepeUserOfWeaponizedAutism
Cornflakes and some crunchy oat stuff.
TurtlesEatingBacon
Honey Bunches of Oat's and I'm sorry that I ruined that for you that is the greatest cereal of all time
ItsTime4it
So who do you think won the bet?
TurtlesEatingBacon
Still me I got 75 dollars for it.
ItsTime4it
I honestly would be willing to pay double that not to have that happen to me.
TurtlesEatingBacon
It wasn't that bad it was more of a pain to have to drain the puss ever 20 minutes
ItsTime4it
That pus draining can be a mother fucker
TurtlesEatingBacon
How did you have that gif ready so fast.
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TurtlesEatingBacon
It was 75 dollars and it was to impress a girl because I was being an idiot teenager.
CosmicApe
Did it work?
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TurtlesEatingBacon
She was more impressed by the fact that I was dumb enough to do it not the whole being able to last 5 minutes in ice.
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TurtlesEatingBacon
Well if I know that it would be a 100% chance to impress a girl then I would still frostbite my finger. plus another 100 dollars
Randomdoogooder
Darwinism . . . why have you failed me???
TurtlesEatingBacon
It was to impress a girl if you must know I was a teenager and I wanted to impress a girl there if you must know.
Randomdoogooder
Women, the source of 90% of men's pain. The other 10% is our balls being hit by something.
TurtlesEatingBacon
You got it the other way around 90% is getting hit in the nuts and women are 10%, that's mainly because I have 4 brothers WHO LOVE TO AIM1/2
TurtlesEatingBacon
For the nuts and I'm just an idiot and I will do just about anything for money including getting hit in the nuts.
Randomdoogooder
haha I'm an only child. I got 99 problems but a nut hitting brother ain't one.
TurtlesEatingBacon
I envy you greatly.