When I went to the bathroom at a friends house last night, nearly peed on the floor right there

Oct 30, 2017 12:58 AM

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#spiderbutt #pissyspiders #deepasstoilet #halloween

spiderbutt

pissyspiders

deepasstoilet

halloween

*slowly closes lid* *slowly takes flamethrower*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sti.. stick your dick in it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Looks normal to me. But I'm Australian

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where can i find this?? I need it.. for reasons.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’d just piss all over the floor

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why and how! Did you burn down my toilet!. / No need to thank me bro

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hi res version (different spiders) for you to play along at home https://imgur.com/WdPQJbe

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Nov 17, 2017 6:48 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

In Australia this actually happens

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Was about to say that. This is a normal situation down under.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The joke would be on you after I burn your goddam house down

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No you pee on top of the seat and get wet knees. Source: experience

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

So they just never have women over?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They’d have only themselves to blame. No shame on you, OP.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We all float

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that like a plastic wrap over the toilet? How are people suppose to use the toilet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You dick! I'm on the toilet!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This reminds me of some serious sleep apnea hallucinations that I've had... Spiders just manifest in the corner of my room. Creepy stuff

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NOOOOOPE!!! NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ill just pee in my pants and slowly back off

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought this was my bathroom for a second. Same plunger duo thing, same toilet, same flooring

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shutters clogged

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I would do this to my wife, but she'd probably cut my wiener off in my sleep.

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

Do it regardless

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As a wife, can confirm there would be painful consequences.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Free sex change.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

He can be his own favorite X-Men character

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don’t worry. It’s only a matter of time...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Don't you need to use the bathroom?" "No, I just went ahead and shit myself, thanks."

9 years ago | Likes 293 Dislikes 1

To be fair, you did use the bathroom

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was at a party last night waiting in line to use the bathroom until khal drogo reminded me that this was a college campus. Peed outside.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

"*beep boop* Hey Hans? Yeah a little emergency. Mh, it's in the toilet. Yeah, do bring that. Ok, see ya soon."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So this is why that lady had to shit on the floor in that store?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Explain this for my friend please..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok I thought it was supposed to go on the cover but the covers up....

9 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 0

Same, but it also doesn't look like that's the seat. So I'm thinking it's a double lid

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s supposed to go on the cover. This person is sadistic. Lmao https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/czkAAOSwA3dYPDAH/s-l300.jpg

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Same. I think it's semi-clear, and stretched over the seat-hole, a la the clingwrap trick. That could ... get messy later on.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's so nobody sees it until they get close and lift the cover

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Solid logic right there.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same question here, anyone have the answer?

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

double lid

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Perhaps only dudes live there, and they’re dropping their deuces at the 7-11 down the street.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Hmm... Well, I'm convinced

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I appear to have shat my pantaloons

9 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I appear to have burst into flames

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