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BosunMark
fuck man.. how about a spoiler alert next time..
BernieMittens
Actually. . .
StabbyMcMurder
Neat
sumelar
You lost me at mission impossible. Pass.
Syko73
Plot twist: She partners with Bejamina Gates on a couple of her missions
matusaleninxys
We have Lara Croft already....
Jordan7831
Sooooo you want to ruin Indiana Jones more than the crystal skull did?
drduffer
I’d watch that!
mormonbatman
The ark and grail are destroyed. Indy returns the stone. Aliens take the skulls back. I guess she could recover Coronado's cross?
MoschopsUK
She returns a priceless, 1500 year old Zoroastrian artefact to modern day Afghanistan, where they smash it to pieces as blasphemous idolatry
Jordan7831
That’s why it belongs in a museum!!!
HtNrN
i didnt read all of that, but im sure it would go with the current nazi theme you have going in the u.s. of a. atm
LeeeB
Thank god I'm not American
Snarfleblarben
Or, stop trying to "fix" old franchises with reboots, and start writing new stories?
TakeYouAway
Eh this seems like a new story. Seeing a new generations perspective on old stories is sometimes interesting
mirrorz
One problem. That means Shia Labiabeef's character had to procreate to make a granddaughter.
GreyKnightTemplar666
We can ignore him and kill him off screen
DeepThought420
Who said that Indy had only a son. For what we know, he might have had also a daughter, or another son.
apvandergriff
He did have a daughter. It was established in the TV show.
Arcygenical
Way too much reading, but the first one sounds like a great idea.
malicart
TIL a couple of paragraphs is 'too much reading', I continually weep for our future.
Arcygenical
You're like, always a miserable cunt on here aincha?
malicart
Nope, I just make comments and sometimes those comments hit home and trigger people, I don't even try honestly.
Arcygenical
Fairly convoluted way of agreeing with me... I love the implication that you're just a cunt naturally, and don't even try. Least you own it!
malicart
That's like, your opinion man.