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Sep 25, 2022 6:44 PM
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just4thelolz
I had an audio bible on my phone for a while. Used to zone out when the begetting started.
i0nlyUseFuturamaGIFS
Kevinbfree
No.
Gibblestick
Looks more like God needs pair of shoes ... and CUT YOUR HAIR
BrickShakes
Religion has always been a very lucrative business, makes sense they also buy ads for their bullshit.
PostalHeathen
What happens when you tap no?
Hyzenthlay021
Easier to win the game if you've got the other team's playbook.
JackalopeElope
I'm not convinced the other team has read the damn thing.
stefansd
tithe, tithe
Raoul9753
Can we just get rid of all religions please? None of them should exist in the modern world any more!
galapas
We shall be together even in the silent memory of god.
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
That's gonna be a no from me, God.
YouWillNeverFindMe
I've had worse ads
VoidForScreaming
SAME
VoidForScreaming
Seethreepeeoh
Genuine question: if the bible is the *word of god* how come there are "versions"?
bladderinfection
Because my bullshit is different from that guy’s bullshit. Who tells better lies?
JackalopeElope
Well it all started circa 130 Marcion of Sinope started making up shit that was different from other people's shit.
JackalopeElope
Well the Roman Empire finally go most of their shit to say the same thing by the 5th century, but that was in Latin.
JackalopeElope
Once they started translating into other languages the good translators went to the earliest copies.
JackalopeElope
So now we have translators that disagree what the earliest copy is, what is canon and what the translation of a dead language should be.