CrystalCrayfish
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Credit: Somewhere on the Internet 3 years ago
Nov 28, 2016 12:16 PM
CrystalCrayfish
106799
2202
147
Credit: Somewhere on the Internet 3 years ago
RetroBlast
+1 just for the "credit"
gablestout
This is the kind of shit that people write if they skipped ancient history in school
Snooj
Thanks for censoring that title. I'm working. Wouldn't want anyone delicate to see it.
Cmuel44
But... my name is Carl.
MysteryX95
CAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLL!
hardytardigrade
I'm pretty sure the horse was named after Troy, not the other way around.
DarthZartanyus
Troy Story 4: Woody Breaks Loose
Dualpsiioniic
Oh yeah well fuck you too buddy.
GrandmaSlappy
It's named Trojan not Trojan horse
Confusedpete
It's called irony
yodaspawn
It's because it got in without anyone noticing - it's quite well done actually
TAKEITEASYIMJUSTKIDDING
Trojan condoms break....i know from experience :/
TheNarwhalicornsDick
Apologies to your parents
ThaFoeHammer
All condoms break
tarataqa
Pro tip: Stop fucking wooden horses
TheWhiteHat
You disgust me. I like that.
montemanm1
These are made in Troy, Alabama, home of Troy University. Bet'cha can't guess what their football team is called.
OscarDeLaBooya
The Trojan Condoms?
silverbean
The Penises
DarthZartanyus
The Troys?
spicysenor
Trojans were tough fighters, impenetrable walls and unbreakable will and all that sort of strength imagery. Greeks had the horse.
Derwegdeswarheit
Troia is whore in italian
Rikkom
Thank op for giving credit!
Darkivan64
You also got it wrong
CrystalCrayfish
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
TIL, the internet was invented only three years ago.
dandelionwino
Much like the Titanic. A boat named after huge gods... who were destroyed and whose bones were sent beneath the earth and water.
testyickles
Nope it's named after the shoulder who made the impenetrable phalanx shield wall
AttitudeC
Thats the right shoulder.
CrystalCrayfish
Snooj
That's one hell of a shoulder.
DeanP3456562456456
Yeah, the item level is pretty high.
TheWhiteHat
No... The walls of Troy were impenetrable. The horse was Greek. The Trojans opened their gate to let the horse inside the walls.
magicalmysteryhoe
Although nitwit, true dat you say
MadCarbon
Also, thousands?
StephenDaniels
Yeah but he's right about the name Carl.
Xsiah
Beware of geeks bearing gifs
TheWhiteHat
Greeks too
CrystalCrayfish
northwestroots
Michael Bay kung fu flick?
LordofSadFace
SEGA SATAN SHIRO!
fdtudkfjdhkfd
Yea but they did call it The Trojan Horse
bluemofia
The horse that defeated Troy.
fdtudkfjdhkfd
Just saying man. Anyway who gives a shit?
Ironblitz
Moral of the story: don't let a horse fuck you with this condom.
aaroniey
Greek*
Seriouslynotboorish
If you do you might have nightMARES.
Jusmar
Thanks for the tip Mr. Hands
E23K13L666
Maybe the real moral is if you're doing it with a greek guy, use a different brand.
FillGoodguy
Generally just dont let a horse fuck you. They have any money, and wont stay over. Fucking horse! You ruined my life!
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
This is pretty good advice
raain22
Guys its Trojan because the head of your pens looks like the Trojan helm. Which is why they don't show the head of the mascot.
SenpaiNoitTickles
Their whole mascot is a head...
ChefExcellence
Are you thinking of the Corinthian style of helmet?
Sacurason
How would you know what a Trojan helmet looks like? We've never found any, unless you're assuming they'd be like archaic Greek helms.
SelsmarquisHD
Which did not look like the Trojan logo, which is a Corinthian helm from the classical era, 1500 years after the Trojan war
Sacurason
There are definitely some Corinthian-style helms dated to the Greek Archaic Period(as far back as 650-700 BCE). Though of course the -->
Sacurason
--> More refined image on the Trojan logo is more of of a styling from the Classical Period.
SelsmarquisHD
The Archaic period is still 1000 or so years after the Trojan War. Either way, its good to see someone that appreciates Greek history!
ChefExcellence
The Trojan war is imagined to date around 1200bc, whereas greek archaic period is dated 700-480bc. 1000 years is a slight exaggeration.