Jul 15, 2016 2:49 PM
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BiteTheHandsThatThieve
If today is your biweekly payday WE GET THREE THIS MONTH FUCK YEAH!
farstriderscout
Thanks for reminding me that I have to pay bills today.
TrapsAreIllegal
Pay cheque... Fucking hell
Xalnaatuthuthu
Can confirm, early military here.
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From time to time it's cash advance to cash advance\
drasparagus
...and sometimes I might even write a check 2 days before my deposit hits.
smithsmithson
And with automatic bill pay, now you can sit back and watch all your money spend itself!
OolongOogenesis
This is me rn so I'm moving back to the Midwest where it's cheap af :|
Panda4hire
Yo, stop living beyond your means, and start living beneath them. Drink at home, eat at home, make your coffee at home. Invite friends over.
mercbrit
I have been hard at work for many years and I am way more than a million dollars short of being a millionaire.
ImgurLurkerAlsoYourBushes
I can relate to this
DrunkSideOfTheMoon
Started from the bottom, now we... still here
Darkspire
sigh *checks bank account*
TinySatanHelper
No shit.
ThisUserNameReallySucks
Yup.
theonlyreasonigoogleditwasforafreedrink
http://i.giphy.com/3o6UBl6P4Ey0zkqbnO.gif
chamoiscat
I used to live like that. But I stopped having fancy cars heavy bar tabs and going out to eat. Got better job and just watchin money pile up
Oh, is that the trick? Just get a better job? Why didn't anyone tell me?
coconutjetpack
Too bad I already don't do/have those things and still live pychk to pychk. Guess the teacher bit is my issue but at least I love what I do!
That sucks! I'm sorry to hear that. I had a min wage job when I was 15 but I started selling drugs to boost income and pay for college
Started making better money hustling waiting tables, found better drug customers, started selling higher margin products. Rest is history
Now I make 6 figures and live a completely different life and none of the corporate drones around me have any idea
So basically... start selling drugs! ha jk. it's high risk. don't do it.
bresnevs
cooking meth seemed to have better results than the distribution side
whiteonrice
I'm a teacher, with student loans, and I just live cheap, have banked 25K in 3 years, really about budgeting.
Congrats for you but it's also about location, amount of student loans, and so very many other factors.
Oh no doubt, I've been pretty lucky, but I really think if you can find a way to live within your means anyone can save, its just hard.
WhataboutBobWiley
my teacher friends bartend when off. part time work that can pay hundreds/night. or drugs
Nomulus
I imagine the hundreds/night thing comes from tips, so, as with many things, Step 1: Be attractive
um no. Being good at what you do. Old roommate wasn't a model by any means. Would pull $3-400 working a double on Saturdays.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
If today is your biweekly payday WE GET THREE THIS MONTH FUCK YEAH!
farstriderscout
Thanks for reminding me that I have to pay bills today.
TrapsAreIllegal
Pay cheque... Fucking hell
Xalnaatuthuthu
Can confirm, early military here.
rightarrowrightarrowrightarrowrightarrowrightarrow
From time to time it's cash advance to cash advance\
drasparagus
...and sometimes I might even write a check 2 days before my deposit hits.
smithsmithson
And with automatic bill pay, now you can sit back and watch all your money spend itself!
OolongOogenesis
This is me rn so I'm moving back to the Midwest where it's cheap af :|
Panda4hire
Yo, stop living beyond your means, and start living beneath them. Drink at home, eat at home, make your coffee at home. Invite friends over.
mercbrit
I have been hard at work for many years and I am way more than a million dollars short of being a millionaire.
ImgurLurkerAlsoYourBushes
I can relate to this
DrunkSideOfTheMoon
Started from the bottom, now we... still here
Darkspire
sigh *checks bank account*
TinySatanHelper
No shit.
ThisUserNameReallySucks
Yup.
theonlyreasonigoogleditwasforafreedrink
http://i.giphy.com/3o6UBl6P4Ey0zkqbnO.gif
chamoiscat
I used to live like that. But I stopped having fancy cars heavy bar tabs and going out to eat. Got better job and just watchin money pile up
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Oh, is that the trick? Just get a better job? Why didn't anyone tell me?
coconutjetpack
Too bad I already don't do/have those things and still live pychk to pychk. Guess the teacher bit is my issue but at least I love what I do!
chamoiscat
That sucks! I'm sorry to hear that. I had a min wage job when I was 15 but I started selling drugs to boost income and pay for college
chamoiscat
Started making better money hustling waiting tables, found better drug customers, started selling higher margin products. Rest is history
chamoiscat
Now I make 6 figures and live a completely different life and none of the corporate drones around me have any idea
chamoiscat
So basically... start selling drugs! ha jk. it's high risk. don't do it.
bresnevs
cooking meth seemed to have better results than the distribution side
whiteonrice
I'm a teacher, with student loans, and I just live cheap, have banked 25K in 3 years, really about budgeting.
coconutjetpack
Congrats for you but it's also about location, amount of student loans, and so very many other factors.
whiteonrice
Oh no doubt, I've been pretty lucky, but I really think if you can find a way to live within your means anyone can save, its just hard.
WhataboutBobWiley
my teacher friends bartend when off. part time work that can pay hundreds/night. or drugs
Nomulus
I imagine the hundreds/night thing comes from tips, so, as with many things, Step 1: Be attractive
WhataboutBobWiley
um no. Being good at what you do. Old roommate wasn't a model by any means. Would pull $3-400 working a double on Saturdays.