Happy Payday

Jul 15, 2016 2:49 PM

BastilleToad

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If today is your biweekly payday WE GET THREE THIS MONTH FUCK YEAH!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks for reminding me that I have to pay bills today.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pay cheque... Fucking hell

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm, early military here.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From time to time it's cash advance to cash advance\

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...and sometimes I might even write a check 2 days before my deposit hits.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And with automatic bill pay, now you can sit back and watch all your money spend itself!

10 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

This is me rn so I'm moving back to the Midwest where it's cheap af :|

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yo, stop living beyond your means, and start living beneath them. Drink at home, eat at home, make your coffee at home. Invite friends over.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have been hard at work for many years and I am way more than a million dollars short of being a millionaire.

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I can relate to this

10 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Started from the bottom, now we... still here

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sigh *checks bank account*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No shit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to live like that. But I stopped having fancy cars heavy bar tabs and going out to eat. Got better job and just watchin money pile up

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 5

Oh, is that the trick? Just get a better job? Why didn't anyone tell me?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Too bad I already don't do/have those things and still live pychk to pychk. Guess the teacher bit is my issue but at least I love what I do!

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That sucks! I'm sorry to hear that. I had a min wage job when I was 15 but I started selling drugs to boost income and pay for college

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Started making better money hustling waiting tables, found better drug customers, started selling higher margin products. Rest is history

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Now I make 6 figures and live a completely different life and none of the corporate drones around me have any idea

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

So basically... start selling drugs! ha jk. it's high risk. don't do it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

cooking meth seemed to have better results than the distribution side

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a teacher, with student loans, and I just live cheap, have banked 25K in 3 years, really about budgeting.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Congrats for you but it's also about location, amount of student loans, and so very many other factors.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh no doubt, I've been pretty lucky, but I really think if you can find a way to live within your means anyone can save, its just hard.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my teacher friends bartend when off. part time work that can pay hundreds/night. or drugs

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine the hundreds/night thing comes from tips, so, as with many things, Step 1: Be attractive

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

um no. Being good at what you do. Old roommate wasn't a model by any means. Would pull $3-400 working a double on Saturdays.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0