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Nov 21, 2024 7:38 AM
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jaggcomputing5
Erk. That is particularly unwell.
Puppies717
Honestly, yes. Remember when Trump told about Epstein to the boy scouts?
ilyasInternetSmuggler
He could pardon Ghislane Maxwell and put her in charge of Child protective services. We shouldn't joke, any ridiculous suggestion he gets, he does. I bet Trump was just watching a dog chase after its own tail.
whyowhyareallgoodusernamestaken
This!
ClassicSean
What a time to be alive
melandevile2000
Except he was on a rebreathing bag when he left the prison- so he wasn’t dead. Dead people don’t get air. You’d think if they wanted to get away with that, they wouldn’t keep pictures of it up on the internet. But whatever.
HelgenBorderPatrol
I feel like he would've been like a foreign affairs guy and would just network with all the other elite super-pedos from around the world. You know, since he was basically already doing that anyway.
karlfrack
Hannibal Lecter has a solid shot at a key cabinet position. Any position.
levyathyn
You kidding me? He would have been VP, easy.
neo154
And definitely the department of transportation.
purgruv
RIPedo
IfItQuacksLikeADuck
"RIP" is way too polite for such an awful human being and considering he chose to rape children and to help other pedos to do it. "Rest in Hell" is more appropriate.
DandyLion23
/a/W3xdl40
RevRagnarok
Clayman8
He'd probably put in charge of like...the CPS or something.
alexstamat
Or as he would call it “talent acquisition center”
DarkParn
ghislaine maxwell can still be pardoned and put in charge.
RevRagnarok
aloharamada
"Secretary of Child Prostitute Services"
Shaodyn
Yeah, but...he was a potential whistle-blower who could have gotten some very powerful people in a lot of trouble. Obviously, he had to go.
Allrighty
That just counts as an extra qualification under the coming administration!
Shaodyn
Yeah, if only he'd managed to hold on a few more years, he'd have been set for life.
Mugendramon
The point is, no more such troubles for such people, with him alive or not
Shaodyn
There would have been trouble at the time. Wouldn't be now, what with one of his best buddies in the Oval Office.
DancesWithHippos
That's ridiculous. He would have been VP for sure.
FancyAmsterdammerrrr
Why not president straight away?
raknor88
No, he'd be Speaker of the House. IIRC, the Speaker doesn't need to be an elected member of the House.
Gabelvampir
Yes, that's why some GOP weirdos like Gaetz wanted to make Trump Speaker after the midterms.
CormacTheCat
The P stands for pedophile
DancesWithHippos
V.P. --very pedophile.
annoyedOnion
Secretary for child affairs
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Secretary OF Child affairs. Otherwise he'd just be arranging the affairs OF them
Nalianna
His affairs with them.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Would need specifying in the title. Secretary of Personal Affairs with children...
pareidoliaperson
Did he tho? Did we see his body?
talomox14
Got buried on a golf course, next to some lady.
Thorketil
melandevile2000
The picture of him leaving the prison show him receiving ambu-bag breaths. He was not dead.
IMustGrowUpReally
I've always thought, with his money, he could have had all the relevant people paid off handsomely, and even have a look-alike body in cold storage ready for use... just sayin'...
Blackthorn74
Now that would be something… if Trump revealed that he just hid him away on his island - and now he is in charge of some agency. The republicans would still probably confirm him.
pareidoliaperson
Funny thing is, there have been zero conspiracy theories from them so far.
cheesedogs
News headlines will say "many Republicans are mad about pedo in the administration" then the next headline "literally every Republican votes to confirm"
WenTheEternallySurprised
He would have led a new federal Agency for Child Protection.
EpilatorAlligatorBothReduceGrowth
19tmoose97
The pre-school education organisation or PEDO for short
Catumi
Wouldn't put it past them to do a Weekend at Epstein's for that position after digging the bastard up at this point.
DoctorCaptainProfessorAmazing
And take Casey Anthonys position? I dont think so.
DeguRatface
Fucking hell... he would have as well.
spattr
The United States Department of Nubile Adolescents
TheInitiated
Or DNA, which is what they would try to get to the kids.
IFoldlyGo
Or a modified Department of Education, for women-only schools? Three guesses what the curriculum would include.
PosthumousExile
He had boys too. Justin Bieber and Jaden Smith were some of them. Which might explain why Justin turned out like that
EaNasirsExcellentHighGradeCopper
" How to shut up and not tell mommy and daddy about this 101 "
Uonnay
That's how they call condoms
Thorketil
They call it agency?
RevolutionOnHerLips
Pretty sure Epstein didn't want condoms involved in any of his interactions with children