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1. This would be terrible for pet owners.
2. If it ever malfunctioned or just turned on randomly (bug, mouse, etc...) I'd probably shit myself scared. Just imagine lying in bed and an ominous glow wakes you up, and it's silent and you're all alone...
3. Sold. I'm getting it.
BaronVonnChickenPants
...Oh god damn it I just bought one after seeing this.
121E1V
imagine living alone and lying in bed when it turns on for no reason
LargeHoman
Reading light for the monster? Larry's gonna be so psyched!
madetheaccountjustforyou
You know you can just put a rope light on a $10 motion sensor?
WeakReference
Which is what they did :)
drickanderson
One time I was alone in the men's bathroom, and all of the motion sensor hand towel despensors went off at the same time .. I'm good thanks
mckingkongslovin
I'm getting this for my kid so he won't get out of bed in the middle of the night n wake me up
ExactlyWhat
Clever! No more kids sneaking around!
22960556
It's like the shining every time I go take a shit already guess this would add to the effect
AgamemnonsMemes
Those monsters will never get any sleep now.
DrMainstream
It'd take you maybe 3 days to get used to it
DrMainstream
Less than... if you're sane
BaronVonnChickenPants
"I was just falling asleep when all of a sudden this light came from under the bed and I heard a voice say 'Zuul!'"
cruellerdougal1
Oh boy. Silhouette cardboard cutouts of hands and claws and faces!
StormheartKing
For when the in-laws spend the night...
peeweesweden
I first read that last word as "feces" and had to pull the handbrake. Like WTF?
CziltangBrone
Calm down, Satan
valen00
No.... Don't
bloatedplutocrat
PoloShirt11
Yeah that'll be scary as fuck when it turns on and you didn't move. Dats when da boogieman getcha..
cookiesnatcha
i need mine in blue.
Scar23t
Now you'll know if a monster really is under your bed
Kimechan
That'll make it hard for the monster under your bed to get any sleep . . .
WhyDoPeopleLoveToHateSuperman
Maurice??!?
jdmg94
C'mon now I want to buy one, link?
Notawallplan
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Direct link got deleted twice. An Amazon search will get it.
forgetthisnoise
I wake up am average of ten times a night. Pretty sure my husband won't sleep through all that and lights
tasnot
I get a chest dive every morning anyways. I have bruises.
ExactlyWhat
What's a chest dive?
boymothership
I want it to change colors based on temperature in the room so I know how to prepare my feet. Yellow= comfortable and blue = Arctic tundra.
madetheaccountjustforyou
You should be able to rig that up with an Arduino and a couple sensors and relays.
StormheartKing
How do they know it'll be off 70% of the time?
starscape678
Cause they know we're all lazy fucks that only move 30% of the time.
myotheralt
Well, you sleep about 1/3 of the day, and you're at work for another 1/3. Then you'd have time doing other things.
starscape678