MNinNZ
442123
2013
39
Cleaning the phone and finding little nuggets I found funny. Here's a future life coach giving a client a pep talk. You want to go to that bar? Go to that bar.
Nov 10, 2024 3:51 AM
MNinNZ
442123
2013
39
Cleaning the phone and finding little nuggets I found funny. Here's a future life coach giving a client a pep talk. You want to go to that bar? Go to that bar.
Bytencoder
If you, like to buy me flowers, just go ahead now. And if you, want to talk for hours...
Hercules99
I have a 23 yo and an 8 yo. Their bond is special. I don't regret the years between at all.
bigdukesix
If you wanna write that sitcom about that sassy robot, you do it!
KidShenck
I imagine at that range, her mouth smells like whiskey. That's usually who talks to me just like that.
Midgarmerc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYAtq7OlvNc
nickooze
I wanna go to a bar in outer space
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Skye537
Where's the lie?
EternalStudent07
Zero consequences finds a voice.
codeacrobat
She's the best!
Malinut
Bar ... space ... bar .... space ... oh decisions deshishuns...
BORGALOOGIE
9 year old is bossing around the 23 year old. We were once so precocious and perspicacious, without the slightest hint of perennial fear. Keep the energy flowing and the world going!
deetatron
Polymathena
I would not tolerate that.
hergurh
BORGALOOGIE
Don’t you ever say that
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pughugger
I work in the service industry, when I need a quick pep talk I ask my coworkers for one. It’s a good reset and sometimes we could all use that.
PunkRage
She is either going to become an amazing life coach or the face of punk in the future OR whatever the hell she wants to be! She's one hell of an inspiration
flyingnetherlander
Go to outer space!!!! But, seriously, do get that dream job. I’m a big believer in following the dream but just know that it won’t always be a dream when it’s a job. It’ll still be worth it.
SaltyCoastie
Children really do sound like drunk adults sometimes.
PeaceBaby
Now say it without holding her captive.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
I'm guessing she just watched a romcom or something and there was a scene where someone talks to someone like that.
laserfrog
Might be the 9 year old hasn't seen much outside the control of proximal adults yet.
darkusblack
Probably Bluey
sailorjurai108
Why romcom? Maybe they just watched Rocky or the like!
NR97420
As someone who had a similar age gap, as a younger sibling, I wish I had that elder sibling who obviously cared like this one did...
surprisinglynotmyrealname
Sorry I can only think of Peep Show when people say life coach.
JoeMangoJello
Yeah! I wanna get that dream job working at a bar in outer space!
Boyachi
A job at a space bar will attract key board members
Mostlydeadpool
the commute takes forever and the atmosphere is terrible. the view, however, is amazing.
gummyloaf
You’ll do great, I bet the customers will think your service is out of this world!
Leethesuperflea
Space Truckers comes to mind! Well, it was more like a roadside cafe
javadad60
Space bar!
Legrooveth
I'll have a pan galactic gargleblaster
Goshitsnicehere
Just like Whoopi Goldberg!
GabbyJayYay
You gotta hire some dabo girls
JPRiddles
I'm so confused about what she's sitting on, is it a chair? Is it a bed? How is the little sister materialising straight out of her lap like that?
aPokal
rabidpenguine
Can i hire like 45 seconds of that for myself? I don't think anyone has been that positive for me like ever. I hope she keeps her mojo
ShutUpImWorking
it starts with you, hire yourself for a minute
MNinNZ
It is something, right?
vladrichdemaclant
Fun fact. You can do that to yourself. Remember how people are negative about themselfes? You can turn this around and be just positive about yourself. Use the "You" Talk to yourself like "You can do that." "You have the power to change things!" Just be that other supportative person that so many people are missing.
GravyEducation
I find older black ladies to be a similar font of feelgood mojo
GrandpaEggplant
My friend - if you want to go to that bar, go to that bar
flyingnetherlander
You can do it! You’re gonna be great!
slyfox001
This was how my first night ever drinking went. Haha
KuroFluff
DM me and I'll hop on Discord/Zoom/whatever and hype you up.
flyingnetherlander
I’ll hype you up right now! yeah, you can hype these people up! Go get on that discord and be your bad self!
GabbyJayYay
Shia labuf tried to do it for everyone... then got ridiculed
Fanner50
TIL
9 year olds get Drunk
CorvidPrime
mdb9937
There isn't a day that goes by that I don't think that this world needs this man now more than ever.
SerialChickenLover
I’m kind of happy that he left before he saw the evil that took over this country
Sticklebrickk
We can be this man. Let us lead by his example.
DeserTimmy
I was kinda laughing but then I realized you’re right and I’ve never had that before either.
flyingnetherlander
You got this! Go get ‘em Timmy!
Bobbobbobobbananafanafobob
What's worse, seeing it and not having it, or having it and not doing anything with it?
Smashinbananas
Shit me too...besides this one time said "dude you're so awesome and fun you'd make a great mom!" Dude dunno how many times I gotta tell you I don't want kids
OnlyOneArman
You don't need kids to be a great mom. You can be a great mom to adults!
Smashinbananas
Honestly at 37 I'd possibly be fine being one to older kids...I just don't want any of my own... this blood line dies with me!
cuttysark
My daughter and her sister are 12 years apart. They are both adults, the older one joined the same weight lifting gym as my daughter so they could spend more time together.
CharlesTooke
Cool.
abcdefg912
Okay.
GabbyJayYay
So... your daughters? I am heckin confused
OmNachoMama
They're half sisters
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
One was disowned as a daughter for not putting up enough plates. Wanna be a daughter you gotta lift harder. Accrue some mass if you want that father pass.
GabbyJayYay
Of all the answers by people to whom i didnt ask the question, im picking this one as canon
drunkraccoon
The guy who got them pregnant also got someone else pregnant. Or dude had a kid with someone who had a kid with someone else
GabbyJayYay
Shut up raccoon, youre drunk
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
Hehehe. But he’s right, you know.
GabbyJayYay
Shut up Kelly, you crazy