Nokia being crushed by hydraulic press

Dec 14, 2017 4:21 PM

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Oh man did this deliver.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had one these years ago, they really were one of the best pre smart phones created.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hydraulic press being crushed by a nokia

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s a Christmas miracle!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like this is gonna make fp

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Välköm tö Hüdröölik Präss Chännel

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Velkam tu Hydraulik Press Tsännel

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This must be CGI; the press doesn't look to be deformed. And didn't explode.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can hear the "Wot da fuck!?"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

VAT DA FAAK?!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Needs a comparison! Nokia oldies feeling good, but feeling even better when we see that iPhone crushed into oblivion

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nokia rules !

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here i thought the steel would crack

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

looks photoshopped

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

Looks like they didn't apply enough pressure to break the phone.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Nah, it was a shop, here's the actual clip:

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I dont think that kind of pressure exists

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I still have mine.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

My housemate lost hers in the snow sledding, we went back a week later, it was fine.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My fiancee and I both have ours.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Velcome to the hoodralic press channel

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

very good :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can hear him saying "so now we must deal with it"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was hoping the press was gonna blow up and the phone would still be fine. Can someone make that?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My first phone!!! I miss that ring.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure of joke or not

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HAHAHA HYDRAULIC PRESS

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Do you have another term for it?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

...but i was making fun of the press itself though

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My derp then.. I was so confused

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...and I thought the press would be deformed

8 years ago | Likes 638 Dislikes 7

The press is made of several Nokias. It can handle 1 Nokia without much effort

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm sure the hydraulic lines are shot. It's going to be one hell of an insurance claim. Probably not even covered. Someone's out thousands

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I thought the press was usually informed

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

That was really clever. Made me chuckle.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i thought it performed at the circus.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

im glad it didn’t conform to hydraulic pressure

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I feel the press is wildly misinformed. Or maybe the press is simply biased.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For those that are curious, here's the actual clip:

8 years ago | Likes 788 Dislikes 26

fake

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you have them reversed

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clearly that press is made from Nokia phones

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Edited

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Photoshop!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Very satisfying

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Liiiiiieeeeees!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nice cgi you got goin there

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fake news! This was fabricated by the lizard people. Nokia is life. Nokia is indestructible.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not so tough now ey

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

fake! you can obviously see the photoshop of the broken "non-nokia" phone

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what the liberal media wants you to think

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Awww yeah, now that is the shit I do like.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh so it was a fake Nokia the whole time

8 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 2

That's fake news, Nokia makes the best phones. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it.

8 years ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 6

I got you fam

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Terrific Phones, ask anybody! Big beautiful phones, the BEST! You've never seen phones like this.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Don’t believe the liberal media!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Maybe Nokia made the press too.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

That would create a black hole.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ask anybody. Best phones out there. CNN and MSNBC will tell you the phone broke. Fake News! SAD.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

That seems unrealistic

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Bet it still works tho

8 years ago | Likes 306 Dislikes 4

I had an argument with my now EX and I drop kicked and smashed my nokia. It was in pieces on the floor and it started ringing.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Is your foot okay?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It took a while to heal, but doing okay now.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's some mighty fancy photoshop, but if you look closely at the subpixels, you can tell a Nokia has been superimposed onto a motorola.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

HERESY!

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This gif is actually reversed. This is how baby Nokias are made.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That cgi is almost life like.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obviously, this video was edited.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CGI

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fake

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fake

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

One the one hand, it looks frighteningly real. On the other, this IS HERESY AND I'LL FIND YOU AND HANG YOU BY THE NECK! YLISTÄÄ NOKIA!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Someone get the atomic fire extinguisher.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, that looked like butter soft.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i can tell what cgi looks like, you're fooling nobody.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fake news

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice try. Everyone knows your clip if photoshopped.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's amazing what we can do with CGI nowadays. So amazing

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fake.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's fake. The light on the press is wrong and the shadows on the phone doesn't line up when the press comes down.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

So which one is fake

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That smooshed real nice.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right?! Like a pimple

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The press is made of more Nokia phones glued together

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is what I choose to believe. As diamond can only scratch diamond, 'tis the same for the almighty Nokia.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 313 Dislikes 5

You're right, there's no way that press wouldn't have been destroyed.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Perfect

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Do you know what film this is from?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AHS

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

American Horror Story: My Roanoke Nightmare

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Isnt this from coven (S3) tho? Havent seen past it yet.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

No, it actually was Coven. This was the evil slave owner who had been buried alive.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

You described Roanoke

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hamlet Act III scene iii line 92: "No."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0