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LongJuan
#2 jokes on you buddy, I'm already less pissed after reading your sign!
RetiredLaserMan
#8 so if I don't wash my hands I get a handjob? Seems like a win-win to me!
thunder2132
From ImPissed.net h">ssed.net">ImPissed.net https://youtu.be/T6dmMUR9TVI
eriko1991
Im not buying a 200 dollar piano i cant try out first thrift stores!
ExistentialDreadlocks
#13 Well you fucking should
pigoverthere
kitenkatt
I love the truck yard, they have the best cheesesteaks and a treehouse patio!!!
pigoverthere
O11i3
sdfsfsfsgs
#4 Yeah, condoms are 98% effective if used perfectly and 85% percent effective on average.
pigoverthere
kitenkatt
Fuckin love that place
jp189512
#6 my favorite is creator of programming language applies for a job, job needs 3 years of experience in it, he created it 1 1/2 years before
OamZ
Smacketywack
This dump is cathartic. Thanks. +1
LordScuttlebutt
To be fair, some kids are accidents. My fourth kid was the result of a failed IUD. Talk about surprise!
eratosthenesearth
I once scared two trays of donuts. I swear I'll never make that mistake again. It was terrifying.
attofreak
stolen r/funnysigns memes, specifically
clang2101
Me too piano...me too.
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
#8 promises, promises...
clashatdemonhed
My work has “if you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie” next to the urinals. No thank you
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
Ha I put one of those up as a joke in the men's room because we had serial toilet seat pisser
OrionAurelyon
Donut tap the glass #1
Aurumai
Why are there so many screenshots rather than just the images themselves?
UncleBuckFutter
Would have been pretty quick cropping, too
LongJuan
#12 what if that's my fetish?
LongJuan
VS employees:
pigoverthere
Vexiann
someone really likes r/funnysigns xD
NachoPete
#8 those stupid assholes are shaking hands with opposite hands.
earthlingextraordinaire
*shaking each others *dicks* with opposite hands
moecurlylarry
I am sorry. I forgot to give you vote so I came back to do it
Doismellbacon
That's nice of you, Stooges, say hi to Shemp
Italipino
#12 Don't threaten me with a good time
Bmxtucker
If you can get off on something that tiny up your number I’m honestly impressed and maybe a bit jealous
JamJarre
#2 thumpasaurus are a good band you should listen to
MerkinSuit
https://youtu.be/T6dmMUR9TVI Therapy seesion in action.
MerkinSuit
I'm seething at my spelling error.
twodoorpc
Would you say you're... pissed?
Perfzilla
#4 Yes, sex without condom for the plasma TV, that was the agreed deal.
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
#2 https://impissed.net/
FuzzyX
Best I can do is a cheapo LED flat TV..
Itwasmyname
https://economics.com.au/2006/11/12/baby-bonuses-and-plasma-televisions/
anythinggoes
plasma tv ? how old is that meme? ?
evilcarp
sugardaddy.com? Tried it. was a pain in the ass.
bigmuffin1
The prize for the sex Olympics
harfish
I competed at the sex Olympics in 2012 in the pairs event. Unfortunately we came first
hiphopchinashop
Ha nice
gitguuud
Yeah, I was @OP’s mom’s 1 millionth customer. The plasma TV was definitely the prize.
yomahnn
Please… TVs weren’t a thing back when she only had 1 million
MasterDark001
Cozysockdrawer
That just sounds like prostitution, but with extra ste0s
FuzzyX
The world's oldest trade.