slowly clearing my phone dump

Sep 16, 2018 6:36 PM

Mightyn0ob

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This one broke me.

this one too

FP Edit: I guess I managed to front page it?
No requests just, be good to eachother :)

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year has over 31 million seconds, not 3.1 million. easily understood as each day has 86400 seconds.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#1 Very weak by definition, but not entierely wrong. Sandwich usually need the bread to contain what is put between it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

#6 - you're only 17? Read Unwind by Neal Shusterman, there's still aborting time for you, buddy!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

looks like Mario brought the carpet

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the heck was that giant tongue

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Please no, I can't take on another fetish.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. The memes are mine. And so is yours.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Returned

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Whenre you gonna do your firearm friday? :P

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It takes WAY longer to send nudes!! Taking the picture itself us like 10min

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dolphin: "screams internally"

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Very nice

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The teletubbies got her twice. Stamina.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HA

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@op post from PC and you can do more than 50 IIRC.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That overwatch one is funny because Mei is Chinese.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I went on imgur because I just woke up from a nightmare. The nightmare was LITERALLY #33. I’m going back to sleep.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im so sorry...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You only have the 50 image limit on mobile. So if of you post from desktop you can post as many images as you want.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Throwback memes.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 you rang?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#3 has been a dad his whole life tho

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

525600 minutes!!!! How do you measure, measure a year?

8 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 2

Unpopular opinion but that song, although fantastic, doesn't really fit with the rest of the songs in the musical.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Got this question right in a company trivia contest. They made me sing it. I destroyed.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When you look at the clock and see you still have 525586 minutes left.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How about *big breath* LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

You got you got to remember the LOVE

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cuuuuups of coffee

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

In inches, in miles in laughter, in striiiife

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In inches, in miles, in laughter, in striiiiiiiiife!

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

In 525,600 minutes, how do you measure a year in a life?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How about....LLLLLLOOOOVVVEEEEE

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's a sandwich, it's stuff in between two separate pieces of bread.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 4

Go die in a fire, that is no sandwich!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a perfect time for Tiny Octopus to pull this out.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

And don't believe the lies that an open-face sandwich is actually a sandwich, it's not, that's just something on bread.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had a long argument about that damn bagel, but I still hold that, yes, it's a sandwich, just completely failing on form, fit, and function

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, just one nobody wants

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Speak for yourself. I'll eat it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So if a hotdog buns separates completely does that make it a sandwich? Or is a sub not a sandwich because it's one peice of bread?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Once the bread splits it's a sandwich, until then it's a hotdog/open face sandwich

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wouldn't a hotdog be an openface sandwich? but with the bread bit folded over?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Agreed

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0