The 508th vol. of "I'm not actually removing these from my phone, I just wanted to share them so I could feel some sort of connection in this dismal world" Dumps

Feb 13, 2025 5:47 PM

PyroDragon

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So I posted these out of order and this one should have been yesterday's

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I'll be releasing more MeeMays back into the wild *every other* Monday-Friday around 11:30 am, GMT-5, in my "I'm not actually removing these from my phone, I just wanted to share them so that I could feel some sort of connection in this dismal world" Dumps"

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Archive Of Previous Dumps:
Vols 1-300: https://imgur.com/a/vAfF9Wz
Vols 301+ : https://imgur.com/a/oDakPaq

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The bumper sticker that says "In dog years, I'm gay" is kind of awesome.

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#15 Nellie Hobblehotdog

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#20 had us in the second half

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#43 those Americans shouldn't be moving so fast

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Or in such an orderly manner

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#20

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Alan Trundlesalami

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Pat Clumsychicken

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Frank Wobblebeef

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#15 Elsa Lumberbalogna

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4 openings got me😝

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#15 Paul Chilislink

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#8 please I need a list of these movies/shows. Other than Firefly. :)

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Star Trek is the wagon train to the stars

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#42 ah, the golden age of rally

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#17 Carrier has arrived.

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#15 Phyllis Klompvenison

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#7 "I know what I said."

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I remember this joke from The West Wing.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But did dad mean 'euthanasia"?

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#43 🇩🇪Germany 🍺🍺🍺🏃

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#8 - Shiny!

2 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

Came down here to say this ❤️

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See you Space Cowboy...
https://imgur.com/LeAnsDt

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Good to know I'm not the only Browncoat here.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

might've been the losing side, still not convinced it was the wrong one

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#15 Barry ClompChicken?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#16 this person makes life less joyful. The very sight of her makes my stomach churn

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I started using lume before she became the face of it. There are definitely times now where I want to never buy it again cuz I find her so unbelievably annoying. Every time I skip over one of their ads, I feel the need to say "shut the fuck up." Out loud as I do so

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But does it work? Does it stop you from having a filthy stinky fuck hole?

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#32 Once a shitty advertisement, now a boast of extravagant wealth

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#32 You sonuvabitch, I'm in

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#10 the other day I heard someone said that we're biological machines cursed with self-swareness, forever doomed to lok for some deeper meaning that just doesn't exist. That we were supposed to remain unaware and toil like the rest of the animals. No higher meaning, no greater purpose. We're just an evolutionary mistake that won't die off.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I often fondly recall an evolutionary biologist saying "your brain is just there so you don't like.. fall in a hole or something."

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#42 maaan I wanna go for a ride damn

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Judging by the car (Impreza) and the driving style, I'm gonna say the driver was probably Colin Mcrae, and if it is, then sadly, you're out of luck 😪 "When in doubt, flat out"

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#15 Omar Swishcracker

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This is my favorite one yet. <3

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#42 They had to finish before the head gasket blew.

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#23

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#44

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#25 I used to see a truck on my way to work called Well Hung Drywallers.

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#15 I don’t know what Steven Stormbeef does but I don’t think it’s library work. He sounds like solves crimes.

2 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Derek Stumbleburger at your service

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Hi, I'm Frank Deliberateturkey, welcome to the library, can I interest you in a book on poultry?

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Magda Rushpastrami. Hmm.

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Bob Johnson! Wait...

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George Slowsalmon here

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David Stomptuna. Yep not getting any respect with that name

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John Meanderfish

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Stewart Suanter-Montreal-Smoked-Meat just sounds like a terrible deli mascot

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Nigel Waddlelimp-Marmalade reporting for duty!

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Marilyn Waddleham definitely shushes anyone who even thinks about talking in her library

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Steven Stormbeef is one of the elusive Overdue Fee Hunters. Librarian by day, ....

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Vladimir Trudgebalogna. Sounds like a character for sure!

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Willa Trudgeonion will put up with zero bullshit on her watch. She came to punch check-out cards and violently shush noisemakers, so watch your sass and fork over those overdue fees.

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Donald Quickpeanutbutter. Sounds, at best, like a food company mascot.

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Howdy doo, my name is William Shamblejam

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Woah, Black Betty

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John Shufflebacon

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would watch that show.

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#15 Edith Meandersteak? (Could be "Meanderhotdog" but I refuse to classify hot dogs as sandwiches.)

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Hot dogs are tacos, not sandwiches.

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I would probably be Gerald Lumberbeef

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's not bad. Nearly enough to earn you a place in the list beside the likes of Flint Ironstag, Brick Hardmeat, and Big McLargehuge. https://www.rowsdowr.com/2011/04/04/space-mutiny-the-many-names-of-david-ryder-mst3k-video/

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