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Eating healthy can be difficult, especially when foods that you may think are low in calories are actually full of them! Here are five “healthy” salads that surprisingly contain more calories than a McDonald’s Big Mac.
1. Chicken Caesar Big Mac Salad
While grilled chicken is an excellent protein for healthy eaters, the other elements of this salad are just plain bad for you. Add up the croutons, the creamy dressing, the two all-beef patties, and everything else, and you’re actually looking at over double the amount of calories of a Big Mac.
2. Tuna Big Mac Salad
Tuna may be rich in essential fats, but there’s absolutely nothing essential about mixing in all that mayo and special sauce. Plus, that extra slice of white toast adds just way too many carbs.
3. Kale And Quinoa And Crushed Big Mac Salad
This salad is technically the healthiest one on this list, but once you realize just how many calories you’re getting from the beef, the bun, and the quinoa, you’re looking at enough to add a few inches to your waistline.
4. Tropical Big Mac Fruit Salad
While most fruits are low in calories, bananas and mangos contain a surprisingly high amount. Factor in the natural sugars, as well as over three ounces of red meat, and you’d be shocked to learn how unhealthy this salad really is.
5. Six Big Macs With A Lettuce Leaf Salad
Believe it or not, this classic American salad is worse for you than just about anything you can pick up at McDonald’s. No wonder our obesity rates are at an all-time high.
Source: http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-salads-more-calories-big-mac-3357
Rio1917
It's always those calories from the dressing that gets ya.
DaisyFaye
That's why I ask for my Big Mac salad with a SIDE of ranch, and dip each bite individually.
zombiekiller0
But.. I put ranch on my burgers..
DickDastardly404
for the first two images I was like "well you can't call it a salad if it's made of burgers numb nuts" but then I stopped being a cripple.
parismaker
But what if you left away the dressing?
aboxacaraflatafan
I upvoted you, but I feel like I should acknowledge in writing how hilarious this is.
CouldBeWorseButterfly
Well of course they re more unhealthy when - Ooooohhhhhhhh. I see what you did there.
azazyel
Damn it, now I'm hungry for a big mac.
BranDEEE
Me too! Yum, I think I'll grab one tomorrow when I'm in town.
LuckyLolly
This is every health article out there. Well played, well played.
StinkyPeterTheGoblin
TemporaryDiabetes
Is that all you got? Only bigmacs..
AnimeJones
and Frys... get it? It's Fry from Futu... just forget it.
Doublepenis
Lennon stop posting this on every post you see.
DianaHerrera1
this is gold.
TywinStannister
I'll have a number 5, please.
TehPenguin24
I feel like this is a lot less funny than I think it is.
ffilm
Yes. The beauty is in its simplicity. And creativity; we can't forget that.
ReallyCrazyIvan
This is brilliant!! I laughed!
Jbro91
This one got me, I laughed audibly... In a silent room.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
The best salads are the salads with just a little lettuce and a bowl of bacon. Low in carbs, high in protein.
MurtBaclinBFI
Some day this will be featured on CNN to indicate McD isn't all that bad
WooWooWooYouKnowIt
The first one does say "over double the amount of calories", so if you take away the big mac, it still has more calories than a big mac.
parkanov
and it's true! have you read the nutrition data for those things?
gullipud
Sweet baby Jesus
yuyufan43
This is so fucking stupid. +1
riicklestiick
"What do you mean ew" "I DONT LIKE SPAM!"
AMooPointIsACowsOpinion
Oh my god get out of here but first you get an upvote damn you +1
RawriitzJay
Eww...Remove the bun, the patty, and the condiments. -Pearl
aperfectlycromulentusername
Omg. You got me with the first one I was like "When did they start selling THAT?" but I totally bought it. Well played sir. Take your upvote
TetraCyberCat
WTF of course a "salad" with a burger in it...wait, that's the joke. I guess I'm the idiot.
robbiehasfeet
I was seriously annoyed with the first one until I kept scrolling and realized that was the joke :-/
paulthebipolarbear
he he +1
jval
So we can just directly copy a Clickhole article and get points now?
Fireguy97
You made me laugh
drdiscochimp
Confirmed. Burgers are healthier than salads
Ifyouchangeyourusernameitliftsyourban
I posted this 3 minutes before you but my shitty 3G fucked it up. I hope you make the front page, that I may live vicariously through you.
catsandbuttslol
Yep
GetBant
Its a race to see who can rip off someone else's creativity the fastest. gg scum!
baenpb
Are you complaining because someone ripped off this article before you could?
Schex44
Checked your posts and guess what it's the internet so of course you lied...
Ifyouchangeyourusernameitliftsyourban
I removed it cause only the first two pictures uploaded.
PicklsMasterson
Saw this yesterday I think and it was going negative. I thought it was great.
missbelled
How's it feeel
Waitwhichbuttondoipressto
Guess what, someone even posted it before you - the original author!
dimm1
Let's be grateful to those brave souls who wander through the site-which-must-not-be-named to dig out the rare entertaining OC.
Waitwhichbuttondoipressto
No, lets not. This content is from Clickhole which is actually hilarious, written by funny people, and is a parody of Buzzfeed.
BigDaddyBloom
Oh the new original site.
BigDaddyBloom
Not trying to be a dick.
Dez1013
Let the 3G flow through you
Krenum
Who funded this study?? No way a six bigmac leaf salad has more calories than a bigmac! I smell conspiracy...
YouMightGetIdeas
Yeah. I'm not stupid. A salad has to be healthier than a big mac
fiddlewheelx
no, thats lard you are smelling
Flippington
Well I smell a big Mac
ItTickles
yeah I noticed that too, that just does not add up right
Macksiiie
Just "everything is unhealthy" click bait.
MarvLevyForPresident
But if you had a Celery Big Mac salad, would that be less than a Big Mac cause it takes calories to eat celery?
DamnItTrudyWhatAboutThePineapple
You smell big macs.
PermenantlyBannedClubMember
fucking lettuce leafs. pttth
Romemot
Aliens! They don't like 'em bigmacs!
Clayless
It's the liberal media.
HELPMETOMCRUISE
Big Macs can't melt yellow arches.
naturesfool
The Institute for Studies
Itisseventyalonghere
It's a conspiracy funded by Big "mac".
rasmis
Lettuce can't melt steel beams!
Drduzit
What if you used several tons of jet fuel with it?
Zachakx
Still couldn't. Because the melting point for steel is much higher (by about 1k) than burning temp for jet fuel under ideal conditions.
Drduzit
What about the yield temperature of steel?
Zachakx
Yes, I'm familiar with this point. It's under ideal conditions. The conditions weren't exactly oxygen rich. 1/2
Zachakx
What of the molten metal at the core of the rubble in ground zero? Had strikingly similar compounds/mixtures of thermite.
AardvarkOlive
That's why you get the dressing on the side.
gearhead
I smell pre-vomit from all the special sauce
Tyrannotron
Clickhole, I believe.
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
I smell confederacy...
margaretolson
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE
GucciInMyPants
McLuminati confirmed
ChestyPullersGhost
Holy shit.... I dare say your finely crafted comment is the stuff of legend. That was amazing.
kurticusmaximus
Stealing this
AreThoseMyPants
Ikr? Turns out it has over SIX times as many calories as a bigmac does. I'm shocked and appalled.
JadeNB1729
Hey, six times, *plus* the calories of a lettuce leaf.
ABadManWithABeard
He did say over
Drduzit
And I'm offended.
Ivemadeaterriblemistake
this is stupid but I enjoyed it so +1
ahorseelbowdeepinme
... said everyone who read this.
Alah2
I was on the third one before I realised what was going on.
manstick13
Clickhole.com has all of your needs.
superanth
It's amazing how often stupidity and enjoyment intersect...
RyanDog99
Upvoted to 666
theothercoppola
Shift emphasis from "en-JOYED" to "EN-joyed." Now sing this to the tune of "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."
LloydWaldo
That's what SHE said.
ItsTime4it
Dat special sauce
iEatTheCat
where can i get the caesar mac salad?
ahorseelbowdeepinme
... said everyone who read this.
Housemaster
"This is stupid but I enjoyed it" is pretty much Imgur's unofficial slogan.
TGWeaver
What about "give me points for someone else's stuff"
Housemaster
That's my own unofficial slogan :)
Aelinsaar
You're keeping the fires in the hearth lit, so that we may find the way home.
BanadecCamberbootch
Quality shitposting.
earthking
red them all. good guy @op
cpttnarg
As soon as i read the first salad i knew this post was destined for greatness.
Casswigirl11
See the first two images... scroll down to upvote and then continue...
RandomSeriesofNumbers
I feel like you're one of those people who likes tables.
quicktochuckle
lol
Starwaster
I don't know why I'm upvoting something so stupid but I am. And chuckling like a schoolgirl. (kinda creepy since I'm a 49 yo white man)
MagnustheJust
@Housemaster - You are not wrong!!
dontbelievepeoplesontheinternet
i figured the joke only after the six big macs. am i retarded?
Charlin
I'm pretty much in the same boat.
ThatShiftyMonkey
http://imgur.com/nwuksSy
MoskauHOHOHO
I'm afraid so, my friend. Your helmet is in the mail.
BigUncleHeavy
No, no, no, no, no, no.... Well, yes.
ffilm
Yes. A double-blind study done by UC Berkely in 2012 undeniably proved that it happens frequently to people who don't eat enough salads.
BigFatSlut
Those Big Macs look huge. Are they bigger in America? In the UK they're like half the size.
LadyBumps
I was just thinkin the same thing.. they're like burgers for ants.
PeterNormal
no big macs are tiny. Look at the one with the piece of bread.
BattlefieldCounterStrike
they are actually quite bigger
AtheistBabyJesus
Everything is bigger in America.
Snaitf
http://www.steaknshake.com/menu/up-all-night/up-all-night-menu/7x7-steakburger-n-fries
Duder87
I had a sharp pain in my chest looking at that.
Imghurrr
i got a big mac once.. it was too small
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
You'll lose your shit at a triple meat Whataburger. Price is worth the quality!
HeeeyBrother
everything is bigger in America...
IMadeAnAccountToSayCleverThingsButThenDidnt
When I go to Canada and order a medium drink and it's our small.
Naitasm
Borderlines, state lines, faultlines, coastlines, food and drink and also waistlines.
FaceDownButtUp
Except dicks :D homo yankees :D
MOTHERFUCKINGFLYINGSPAGHETTIMONSTER
yah ikr:DD totally all new yurk ppl r gay xdd im so funny xd :DD
FaceDownButtUp
Is ur butt hurt :D maybe go find some fireburn lotion for ur SORE RECTUM :D yankee ass rekd as FUARK :D
MOTHERFUCKINGFLYINGSPAGHETTIMONSTER
I honestly hope you are just trolling.
Rio1917
Yep, hence bigger Americans.
HomelessToddler
Yeah, we have some pigs but at least our skinny girls don't also look like pigs.
aluminumadmiral
Ouch.
BigFatSlut
Visit the people zoo of Walmart and get a proper Big Mac. Checklist ever growing for when I eventually visit the U.S.
missmaryMACKMACKMACK
If you value your personal safety, don't go to Wal-Mart after 9. Or do. I'm not your mom.
DrTobogganMantisToboggan
Just avoid eye contact
BigFatSlut
There's tour guides there though, right?
missmaryMACKMACKMACK
If you count the elderly in vests with smiley face stickers, then yes.
octoberr
If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you, BigFatSlut.