Celron
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Yaaay! ...wait.
Hurray for us!
We have not been trying too hard to get pregnant to be honest - we just started and did not expect it to happen this quickly.
Anyway, here we are in southern Costa Rica and my wife wakes up with ENORMOUS boobies. Like....this big.
She does the test and after that two more tests and voilĂ . It is a very strange feeling. It has not become too real at this point so we're kinda just moving along.
Anyway.
Being blissfully unaware of pregnancy risks, we decide to book a guide to take us into this beautiful reservation for tomorrow.
Twenty minutes after this, she gets stung by moskitoes like crazy and then it hits us:
This is not the place to be pregnant right now.
So we're canceling everything, giving the guide a very generous tip and going back to San Jose first thing in the morning.
No Zika-Baby for this couple, thank you very much.
Now it feels much more real :)
THIS IS MORE EXCITING THAN IT SOUNDS, I PROMISE!
Taskmaster51
Well, even in Florida you'd be exposed to zika. Wear bug spray
TheRealRanchDubois
Congrats man
Celron
Thanks.
Australifornia
Well congratulations, sir!
Celron
Thank you :)
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GettingBrandanWithHigh
Celron
thank you for making it so much easier ;)
biglongandgirthyusername
you werent expecting it to happen this quickly? if you fuck your wife without a condom what do you think happens?
Celron
All around us, friends are trying to have kids. They all have a very hard time. We assumed it would take a little more time.
Clockworkdancerobot
Usually takes 9 months.