Death does not decide who dies, Death is there to handle the transition afterward.
If you want to say fuck you to some mythological entity, I would suggest the Fates or Destiny... the ones that in many mythologies are the ones that decide when anything living will die.
Also they are in most mythologies entirely impartial, showing no personal bias when cutting the threads of life for mortals and gods alike.
Death or the grim reaper doesn't take lives, they're the first person you meet when you pass away to help guide you to were you need to go. Death is actually very caring and kind if you think about it.
I want to believe the Grim Reaper is waiting for the shit stain and his criminal minions and enablers to first be arrested, convicted, and imprisoned before he reaps them. To save us the cost of their upkeep.
RIP Dolly. You were a loving, kind, and gracious human.
To be fair when her husband passed away I knew that she probably wasn’t for long. When you were that close and that in love with someone, a part of you goes when they do.
OriginalAndWitty
Yeah, it sucks.. also brace yourself for the flood of Dolly posts.
evilgriff
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
I mean, it either did its job, or it actually has like, 8.3 billion jobs and counting. And that's just the human department.
Freeasabird2015
His job is the collector of souls, he doesn’t kill people he just turns up when their life runs out.
Unfriendly
Tbh. There are a lot of republicans I hope dies very soon.
Hukkie
Death does not decide who dies, Death is there to handle the transition afterward.
If you want to say fuck you to some mythological entity, I would suggest the Fates or Destiny... the ones that in many mythologies are the ones that decide when anything living will die.
Also they are in most mythologies entirely impartial, showing no personal bias when cutting the threads of life for mortals and gods alike.
DarkMagic1516
Death or the grim reaper doesn't take lives, they're the first person you meet when you pass away to help guide you to were you need to go. Death is actually very caring and kind if you think about it.
raitchison
This is really not an unpopular opinion.
BeaverOnFire
ToSisPoS
I really don’t care about the format. I just wanted to tell death to go fuck himself.
NR97420
Death has decided to take my mom's cat today, as well. A week before her cancer treatments begin...
Primotimewaster
I want to believe the Grim Reaper is waiting for the shit stain and his criminal minions and enablers to first be arrested, convicted, and imprisoned before he reaps them. To save us the cost of their upkeep.
RIP Dolly. You were a loving, kind, and gracious human.
RetrogradeLlama
Wrong meme format.
emu314159127001
ToSisPoS
The puffin matched my mood. Nothing matters when globs of shit outlive real life angels.
threeverse
Tim Curry
ToSisPoS
Yeah. It’s 2016 all over again.
bourbonandbaddecisions
Sure she was on the list. But she wasn’t this close to the top. That’s for sure.
ToSisPoS
To be fair when her husband passed away I knew that she probably wasn’t for long. When you were that close and that in love with someone, a part of you goes when they do.
bourbonandbaddecisions
My wife is a licensed funeral director. In our state it’s called failure to thrive. And is pretty common with older people.
ToSisPoS
Saw the same thing when Prince Philip died. And Johnny Cash looked so broken at June’s funeral.