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Day 6
charlesxavier
I got hit with acne when I was 14 or so. Relative from out of town visited and when I answered the door asked "what happened to your face?"
User134
You should have said that's puberty what your excuse?
Evangattisbeard
I get the point, but I've seen girls without make-up and they might look tired, but rarely look so punched in the face.
LabyrinthCharm
Depends on the girl. Some people have very dark circles naturally. Skin type and color change things a lot. fair & no sleep= punched in face
desenez2015
So you are a reptilian. Hellooo
cgibaboons6
I think it's rude to tell someone how much makeup and/or human skin to wear
Awwwwcute
It is.
TheBoxGh0st
FunkyDoodleDee
God I hate that "You look tried, are you okay?" response... No, fucking Greg, we're all just used to seeing your reptile ass, alright?
BennyBlanco303
I had to shave twice this week, I am right bros, chads , brads, countrymen, dudes, MEN! *braveheart woot*
Christianabanana
"It's eating out the back of my eyes!"
JDonuts
Hey just do you, shit I'd tap that!
Psyman2
Still would.
JDonuts
Im with ya, besides it would make all the other woman jealous of your reptilian shapeshifter gf.
CarelessPNC
Would be funnier if it wasn't a repost
KNIVESY
I hate the next to last one. I seldom wear makeup, but I still look pretty good. I don't look like I've given up on life.
EnjiFTW
#JustLizardThings
ReptilianOverlord
Hey! That's OUR word.
whyareyoulookingatme
As a makeup artist and snake hobbiest, this is fucking funny.
pvncake
repost
spoonybards
I barely ever wear make-up. Usually just special occasions or if I feel like making face art.
TinyMexicanJew
I thought I was alone
StarLeopard
I call it a make-up relapse when it takes about a week for your face to turn back to normal without it
halyeahboy
This isn't even my final form.
genericusername3hundredn5
I think makeup looks pretty, in any amount \_(ツ)_/¯
Ambitiousnobody
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/86/63/69/866369c1946d8e65bfccf015be977e3a.jpg
genericusername3hundredn5
It's poorly applied in this case and her eyebrows are drawn on quite badly. Of course there are extreme cases, but my general rule applies.
LetsGetThisOverWith
Mildly relevant xkcd: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/tuesdays.png
MangiBloPNG
Someone explain to me why guys generally look ok w/o makeup but then every time a girl is portrayed w/o it they look horrible (1/)
Awwwwcute
Guys aren't held to the same standard as women. We expect women to look flawless and when they don't people say they "look horrible".
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
THEY ASK YOU IF YOU AREN'T FEELING WELL BECAUSE YOU LOOK SIGNIFICANTLY DIFFERENT THAN YOU NORMALLY DO. GO WITHOUT MAKE-UP ALL THE TIME, AND
DoodlingDuckling
"Are you feeling okay? You look really tired." Coming from the same male co-worker who said I'd look prettier without eyeliner. Right.
Awwwwcute
No.
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
YOU WON'T GET THAT QUESTION ANYMORE.
mythsnlore
Upvoting for the name.
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
UPVOTING FOR THE REPLY. AND NAME...AND JUST BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT.
peridotite
maybe I don't want to look like I'm not feeling all the time.
mythsnlore
Get more sleep, eat well and exercise regularly.
Giganotosaurus
Oh hey there, last pic. You wanna go out and kill all humans sometime?
StonesOnTheHill
The reptilians secretly rule the world. If I date her, I'll never have to work a day in my life!
IfYouLiveAroundMeLetsGrabABeerOrBottleOfWhiskeyOrBurnAHouseDown
Heyyyy sexy momma, you wanna go kill all humans?
TheGhostMinx
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/1c/1cba02b056944308e72401de0acbf9dbb471aad66deea493613a633be13ab92d.jpg
APotOfCoffee
Would love to <3
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
Hey I know you're trying to kill my entire species, but you all seem nice! Want to come over for dinner?
APotOfCoffee
Sure I'll prepare some Puttanesca, My chef friend says its even better than his!
APotOfCoffee
Sure I'll prepare some Puttanesca, My chef friend says its even better than his!
mamajames
(Except Fry)
Wavingurpowersaround
You whispered that, thank you for being you
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
I might.
Giganotosaurus
Awweee yeah
orangemarmaladesky
Me irl: http://imgur.com/Lx3uCzS
SlagathorDeb
You bring the beer. I'll bring the talons.
FarkasMacTavish
My favorite dinosaur. o3o
Giganotosaurus
Oh shpanks
FarkasMacTavish
^w^
Giganotosaurus
You uh... Wanna do the do? I'm not much for being subtle
FarkasMacTavish
Not sure how a theropod can engage in naughtiness with a concept of a noise, but we might figure something out.
Spearka
protip: women don't have natural eyeshadow
acrophobicpixie
Actually, the way my mother taught me to do it, people couldn't tell the difference between bare eyelid and makeup until they got close 1/2
acrophobicpixie
enough to see the slight bit of shimmer and the like, but yeah, most girls don't have "naturally smoky" colored eyelids. Saves me time, tho
NotACanadian
I'm male and I have natural eyeshadow. I call it: "Sleep Deprivation"
Shinotsa
This man knows where it's at
gingerminge
Some women have naturally dark eyelids, but you're right, it's nothing like what make up does. There's no natural micro glitter.
MrsBarederriere
My eyelids are significantly different from the rest of my face color wise. It can happen.
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
I agree, mine are slightly different as well. just like some women have very dark eyelashes naturally as well
PrisonerofAzkaban
That's why you impress with no make up look. And they get used to it. Until one day you do full make up and BAM jaws on floor.
Manzellina
I just did this to my boyfriend yesterday getting ready for a wedding. He was very jaws on floor.
TheNextGuy
Then you make them lick your boots... to far?
nobodytooimportant
This. This is my superpower. I'm 5'9" and usually wearing Tevas and shorts, but when I don a pair of heels and lipstick... Look out.
MichaelBay
http://imgur.com/RiJqXbT Ahem...
kittysoftpawss
Just don't listen to other people's opinions. Do whatever makes you happy. Put on as much makeup as you want or shed your skin.
Glumerlink
actually avoid makeup if you can, apply coconut oil to your skin and take care of it :D
ilovetacobell
wearing makeup =/= not taking care of it, and coconut oil isnt great for skin. so no thanks.
ilovetacobell
wearing makeup =/= not taking care of it, and coconut oil isnt great for skin. so no thanks.
Glumerlink
it absolutely is fantastic for your skin, it's an amazing moisturizer and filled with plenty of nutrients, my skin has never looked better
yourstruly0
Seriously coconut oil is redics comedogenic and clogs like nobodies business, and makeup when removed at night isn't bad. Natural =\= good
ilovetacobell
okay, let me rephrase. it isnt great for ALL skin types. it definitely clogs my pores like crazy. but everyone has different skin.
ilovetacobell
okay, let me rephrase. it isnt great for ALL skin types. it definitely clogs my pores like crazy. but everyone has different skin.
Glumerlink
oh, yeah of course, there is no such thing as a universal cure :( but makeup is generally pretty bad for your skin
yourstruly0
Also, you don't get nutrition through your skin. What are you, a root?
Glumerlink
sure you do, your epidermis can benefit quite a bit from nutritive supplements placed on it, just not very efficiently
rocketbear30
10/10 would put in a warm, bright spot on my desk with maybe a rock to sit on and some crickets to snack on.
ISarabi
Would you make her lizard-happy? (Davan♡Vanessa forever)
ladyfoxtrot
How sweet of you! <3
NoodleyDragon
I can offer all of that, AND regular belly scritches for those itchy scales.
ladyfoxtrot
SOLD.
NoodleyDragon
;D
kushdalini
We found the lusty Argonian maid!
Bleualtair
fokin ell, best reference 2k10-3k20
lhappybirthdayl
Dammit I love your reference
Wavingurpowersaround
As a man who read every one of those books in Skyrim (should I be admitting to this?) oh well... I approve of this comment!
OneLastSmile
but there are only two of them?
edwardcnc
Polish my spear
Nicodemusthefirst
We all know she love loaves of bread.
McBook
Why isn't she cleaning the room?
LaughingKat
So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
SerasFavoriteDominatrix
Always updoot skrim
icrievrytim
I have a friend who doesn't get it. Can you explain it for him?
SixWingsWide
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid
Diavolo12
Plenty of time my dear. Plenty of time.
Bizyjko13
YOU ARE THE COMMENT I WAS LOOKING FOR, I LOVE YOU.
Diavolo12
Is it sad I remember most of that book?
Bizyjko13
Not at all. I, too, am guilty of it. When I got Skyrim I got overly excited that it was there along with Vol. 2
Diavolo12
I swear every time I looked at a bookshelf it was there
TrumpRapesChildren
Don't get Sophia's copy.. The pages were apparently stuck together.
Wavingurpowersaround
Sploosh!
SmellyPotatoMan
Ermm, hwat?
ISarabi
Every copy she found had stuck pages. It's like some kind of Skyrim-wide prank that she's not in on.
PedanticGonkDroid
My friend...screw it. I'm familiar with the book, but I don't get the Sophia reference. Anyone?
GrandPoobahDeDoinkOfAllOfThisAndThat
Sophia is a fully voiced follower mod you can get for skyrim she has a wide range of quite random comments
PedanticGonkDroid
Thanks! Also, that sounds like a great mod.
TrumpRapesChildren
It's an awesome mod.. Really makes me wish our characters had a voice and you actively respond in real time without dialogue boxes.
GrandPoobahDeDoinkOfAllOfThisAndThat
It is, i pretty much always have her with me, she has a lot of awesome features that every follower should have.
UnspokenX
its great, but after about 9 playthroughs full-game she gets a bit annoying. But its AMAZING otherwise.
nottheAdmiralAhkbar
From meh to holy shit to aroused in one post and one comment
Twichy717
What's the story? Is it... Science-y? Can I get a link?
ICouldNotFindAUsernameIWanted
Guys. Science is an Imgur euphemism for porn.
UncivilizedEngie
Not Sciency. Yes link. http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid
CharmingPrism
It is a book In the game Skyrim. So ... No?
Twichy717
Oh... Awwwww... *cries*
CharmingPrism
This isn't right. I need to right this wrong, Brb Playing Skyrim.
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fivetoone
"All that makeup" is different from "no makeup"
testificatesn
a lot of guys honestly believe the "natural makeup" look is "no makeup" - but then natural makeup varies a lot too
jeffreybaratheon
Technically yes but not the way most people who say that intend it. They genuinely think natural makeup is no makeup.
o11c
It's because us guys can only think in binary terms.
themaskedhobo
My ex never wore makeup she looked silly with it on cause she always overdid it on account of little practice.
CountVorkosigan
As a guy, I would like to say that "No makeup" and "Lost a fight with a door bruises" are two different things.
ashmenon
Really? I'd have thought most guys would have wisened up to that by now.
goodtemplar
Lol no
MarquiseDeSade
A lot of guys I know think Kim Kardashian wears hardly any makeup... just sayin.
ashmenon
I think that's because not many guys spend a lot of time looking at her face.
Rinani
As someone with two sisters, you can easily tell the difference. Foundation especially.
ashmenon
I've learned to recognise "no makeup" and actual no makeup by the vibes I get: either "oh nothing much, just chilling" or "BLARAGHGALGGH"
OutoLoon
Seems about right.
SirIdontcare
Make up damages the skin so that you need make up
SirIdontcare
I can't be the only person who notices difference between people who wear it and those who don't? This is something I witness...
peridotite
Just remember to take your make up completely off before going to bed and you'll be fine.
twentysomething
CHEMIKILLS
MarquiseDeSade
As long as you don't use low quality crap on your face and clean it properly, it's fine. I always wear lots of it and have good skin.
kittyclawz
Bullshit, makeup only damages your skin if you're a slob and don't wash your face properly at the end of the day
Ringshadow
As someone with multiple skin conditions, my dermatologist told me I was lucky I never wore it or I'd be worse off.
rosiethereaver
I use a bb cream with SPF and a foundation that helps prevent breakouts for those hormonal times of the month, and my skin looks fine. Stfu
Moriarty
Tell me more, please. I don't wear much makeup, but there are days I'd like to because of hormonal breakouts.
Moriarty
Tell me more, please. I don't wear much makeup, but there are days I'd like to because of hormonal breakouts.
rosiethereaver
This is the shit I swear by, covers breakouts and prevents more: http://www.neutrogena.com/category/cosmetics/skinclearing.do
rosiethereaver
As for BB creams, I just buy whichever one matches my skin tone and has the most SPF. I think I'm using covergirl right now.
Moriarty
Tell me more, please. I don't wear much makeup, but there are days I'd like to because of hormonal breakouts.
MarquiseDeSade
Check out Lisa Eldridge on youtube. She's awesome.