10 Minutes into starting any Elder Scrolls game

Sep 8, 2016 11:10 PM

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It's my cake day. In celebration here's my one, semi-successful OC. Will be unwrapping nudes tonight.

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Argonian 4 lyfe. Steal shit and swim away, gaurds dont chase you in water. Irritates their knee injuries

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I followed repost statistics all the way here

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He never went through the door! Must be a REAL FAKE DOOR! CHECK US OUT FOR A LOTTA GREAT DEALS ON FAKE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOORS!

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This right here was why Morrowind was awesome. Go into any person's house and steal anything you want. No crime reported and they just stand

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there yelling at you but not lifting a finger. I stole everything from every damn house. It was fantastic.

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*richard relocation

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You mean 10 minutes after the first 3 hours of designing your character.

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We always start in a prison

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Also fallout

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Got some arrows, that's eight and a half septims

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Is it me, or does he look like Mr. Poopybutthole?

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It's not you

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Tune in to Rick and Morty next time in like, a year and a half.

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End of 2016 :)

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"... or longer"

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Come on I know I van do this... just a little longer, then I get my fix.

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First thing I do is lead Uthgerd into the wilderness and forcibly take her armor.

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Ohhweee it's Mr. Poopybutthole!

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Well time to binge watch both seasons. brb :)

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Fallout games too. Vodkas are the best things to steal early game. Weight 1, worth 20 (though you'll only get like 10/11 at start).

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Fallout's karma system taught me not too, still don't do in FO4. Then again with the crafting money became nearly useless.

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Holy shit, never notice he look just like Mr. Poopypants

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Mr Poopybutthole

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When im 10 minutes in, i decide that i dont have enough mods, so i download more and then restart the game. After doing this several times..

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I realize I have too many mods/they are all garbage so i delete them all and then install more mods

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I've got a plumbus -- which is worth six and a half brapples...a few SOLO party cups which total "fifteen and a half brapples!

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A bag of Bobbish -- five brapples!

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isn't that like 14 schmeckles?

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Nah more like 15 schmekles dimension currency is weird

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Don't forget to put baskets on shop owners heads

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One time, while doing a Bedlam job for Delvin in Whiterun, I decided to steal from Fralia Gray-Mane's jewelry stall. But there's always a1/2

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guard in the corner. And it's impossible to get stuff off the stand when sneaking. So, I grabbed the bucket by the well, stuck it on his 2/3

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Head, then ran to stall and took everything without bothering to hide. 11/10 would do it again. 3/3

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